England v Denmark Match thread ....

[Holle]

The ref really should put his red card in his back pocket

It's always there, isn't it?

 

[Shay_K]

Kane dives surely

 

[Bradley]

Kane with a dive.

 

[Holle]

'If he dies, he dies.'

 

[Shadey]

This game is made for a Henderson winner.

 

[Shay_K]

This game is made for a Henderson winner.

Will they let him take the final penalty?

 

[Athens]

Waiting for Eriksen's ghost to scare the shit out of Pickford.

 

[tomasjj]

Maguire - bell end

 

[Athens]

Anders Christiansen is being replaced by Christian Andersen.

 

[Modo]

Anders Christiansen is being replaced by Christian Andersen.

Andreas though...

 

[Bradley]

Probably time to show a set of balls and bring on Sancho.

 

[Athens]

Andreas though...

Artistic licence.

 

[Kay Age El]

Andreas though...

.. and Joachim

 

[Bradley]

Late corner for Denmark.

Made for Pickford this.

 

[The Nomad]

Southgate is allergic to subs. It's going to cost him

 

[Bradley]

The Danish women in the crowd are definitely of a higher standard.

 

[Bradley]

Southgate is allergic to subs. It's going to cost him

Looked like he was taking advice from someone who came down from the crowd there!

 

[Rosco]

Looked like he was taking advice from someone who came down from the crowd there!

That's not a bad idea

 

[Bradley]

Kane you idiothole. Took the ball off Grealish foot there.

 

[Atlas]

Kane Just crumples every time

 

[binomial]

The Danish women in the crowd are definitely of a higher standard.

The Danish men are of higher standards than the English women.

 

[Rosco]

The English women in the crowd aren't much to look at

 

[Hansern]

Kane is such a horrendous diver. Its shocking

 

[Athens]

England will win but the game going to extra time gives them a good excuse against the Italians.

 

[binomial]

 

[binomial]

Absolute beauts.

 

[Rosco]

Absolute beauts.

I suppose three 3's and a 2 is better than one 10.

 

[binomial]

I suppose three 3's and a 2 is better than one 10.

Which 1 you scoring a 2?

They all look like 1s to me.

 

[Rosco]

Which 1 you scoring a 2?

They all look like 1s to me.

I've had a few beers

 

[singlerider]

That's a really fucking spineless substitution

It's the most English thing ever...

Incidentally I admire your commitment to the trolling cause, I never you'd go this far