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Carlton Cole

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He has all the attributes to succeed.. Although clearly something isn't working if he's not 27 and still a bit cack..

6'4... Pacey.. Sounds ideal in a 4-4-2 with Fernando.. Yet his goals/games ratio is worse than Emile Heskeys! (Probably...)
 
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He has all the attributes to succeed.. Although clearly something isn't working if he's not 27 and still a bit cack..

6'4... Pacey.. Sounds ideal in a 4-4-2 with Fernando.. Yet his goals/games ratio is worse than Emile Heskeys! (Probably...)
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50 Goals in 9 fucking years. That's all you need to look at. Not a chance he's good enough, not a fucking chance.
 
I'd rather we signed marlon harewood.

*chunders*

If we sign any prem forward we've got be spending circa twice that on bent for me.
 
Anyone who thinks this move is a good idea, should look at who they're supporting...
Carlton Cole is terrible. No thanks.
 
Good goals last night.

Otherwise I'm not convinced at all. Big, strong lad however with pace. I'd love to have him in our squad to be honest but whether I'd be wanting us to splash the cash on him instead of someone better I don't know.
 
He ought to be an improvement on N'Gog, but their respective goals tallies tell a different story, which says it all. Norfolk 'n' thanks.
 
There was an amazing stat on five live last night. Apparently that was the first time he had scored two goals in a game for EIGHT years!
 
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Carlton Cole would be the most uninspiring signing ever.
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It would inspire me. Into purchasing and using a large machete. On him, then Woy.
 
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Carlton Cole would be the most uninspiring signing ever.
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yep. crouch was bad, pennant was worse, this would be the the absolute pits.
 
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I can think of a worse striker that's available this Jan.
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Is it your favourite ex player?
 
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I can think of a worse striker that's available this Jan.
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Is it your favourite ex player?
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yup
 
Good news Torres, we've made a massive statement of intent so that we can hold on to you. Wait until you hear who it is. It's Carlton Cole.

And yes, it'd be an improvement.
 
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Nope.

He's barely better than N'Gog.
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What a shit post.


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It's fucking right DB. He's just not that good at all. No thanks
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He's been playing top flight football for years, can play up front on his own, and is excellant in the air.

I'm not saying he is a world beater but to say he's barely better than a raw French kid is rubbish.

Cole would be a massive improvement on N'Gog.
 
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Nope.

He's barely better than N'Gog.
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What a shit post.


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It's fucking right DB. He's just not that good at all. No thanks
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He's been playing top flight football for years, can play up front on his own, and is excellant in the air.

I'm not saying he is a world beater but to say he's barely better than a raw French kid is rubbish.

Cole would be a massive improvement on N'Gog.
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If Cole would cost the same as N'Gog and would accept the same sort of wages, then yes, I'd be interested. But at a very minimum he'll be 6 x what we paid for N'Gog and on huge wages - which means he a waste of fucking money. 50 goals in nine years. N'Gog has managed 21 in 2.5 years.........wake the fuck up!
 
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He's basically an improvement on N'gog.

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It'd be a close run thing.


I liked him when he first hit the news but at 27 there's only one way his pace and his leap are going to go. I'd agree that he's got all the physical attributes to make him very good but that just goes to show how important the head is in this game. Some players just have the mentality that lets a player do what every other player wants to do - put it in the back of the net.

Carlton Cole simply isn't one of them.


Imagine what his goal return would be if he was the same body shape and speed as Fowler or RVN - 9 goals in 50 seasons?
 
Fuck me..

If we sign him, im going to spam the fuck out of every single member of the Liverpool staff.
They wont be able to turn their computers on without knowing my rage!

How does he even show up on our radar? For fucks sake this is depressing..


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christian Poulsen. Paul Konchesky. Brad Jones. Carlton Cole. The idiot is working extremelly hard to make us into his new Fulham... Just fuck off.
 
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Nope.

He's barely better than N'Gog.
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What a shit post.


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It's fucking right DB. He's just not that good at all. No thanks
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He's been playing top flight football for years, can play up front on his own, and is excellant in the air.

I'm not saying he is a world beater but to say he's barely better than a raw French kid is rubbish.

Cole would be a massive improvement on N'Gog.
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If Cole would cost the same as N'Gog and would accept the same sort of wages, then yes, I'd be interested. But at a very minimum he'll be 6 x what we paid for N'Gog and on huge wages - which means he a waste of fucking money. 50 goals in nine years. N'Gog has managed 21 in 2.5 years.........wake the fuck up!
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I don't duspute that.

I dispute the statement that Cole is barely an improvement N'Gog which is rubbish.
 
Liverpool made a summer deadline-day bid for the striker, who returned to form with two goals in the Carling Cup quarter-final victory over Manchester United on Tuesday, and may renew their interest next month. Other Premier League clubs, including Birmingham City and Tottenham Hotspur, have previously debated whether to move for the England international.

Cole has 2½ years left on his West Ham contract and the club would want him to agree an extension by next summer or be put up for sale. West Ham want around £10 million for Cole, who recently criticised the tactics of manager Avram Grant, only later to apologise.

The club are hoping to open contract talks with several players, whose deals expire before Cole’s, in the next few weeks.
 
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Nope.

He's barely better than N'Gog.
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What a shit post.


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It's fucking right DB. He's just not that good at all. No thanks
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He's been playing top flight football for years, can play up front on his own, and is excellant in the air.

I'm not saying he is a world beater but to say he's barely better than a raw French kid is rubbish.

Cole would be a massive improvement on N'Gog.
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If Cole would cost the same as N'Gog and would accept the same sort of wages, then yes, I'd be interested. But at a very minimum he'll be 6 x what we paid for N'Gog and on huge wages - which means he a waste of fucking money. 50 goals in nine years. N'Gog has managed 21 in 2.5 years.........wake the fuck up!
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I don't duspute that.

I dispute the statement that Cole is barely an improvement N'Gog which is rubbish.


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Correct. In no way is he an improvement in any shape or form. Finally we get there.
 
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