Burnley v Liverpool Match Thread

[Raz]

Is your ma doing a striptease?

I sure fucking hope so.

 

[binomial]

utterly deadful half of football.

Phil has been anonymous, Lallana bar 1 turn has done nothing. Origi does try but just not on it today.

Can is just a big lump of sausage.

 

[manwithnoname]

Wijnaldum equalises!

Bit lucky but the ball drops 5 yards out and he can't miss.

Great time to score

 

[Markeh]

Credit to Casper for getting himself in the right place

 

[cochyn]

I'd be very tempted to bring Moreno on and put Milner in midfield. And I don't say that lightly.

Not on bench. Gomez is and should come on

Edit: oops he is

 

[Squiggles]

Thank fuck for that. Our only good attack of the match.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Hope klopp gives the team a rude awakening. Awful first half bar last 20 seconds of injury time

 

[willby]

There's a Gini, when you need one!

 

[doctor_mac]

More than we deserved. But I'll take it!

 

[manwithnoname]

We didn't deserve to be level after that dismal half, but we are so let's hope we can take advantage and get a few more

Burnley are not a good side

 

[doctor_mac]

Burnley are not a good side

We've lost to worse though.

 

[keniget]

At least Wijnaldum's reaction to scoring showed some appreciation of the situation.

I just looked at the bench - fuck. Not a lot of options there.

If Can is going to play as a third CB of sorts then we may as well just sub off Klavan.

Bring on TAA, switch Clyne to LB and put Milner in midfield.

 

[Red Mullet]

More than we deserved. But I'll take it!

Getting points when it's underserved are signs of a title winning team.

*runs*

 

[KopRed]

We didn't deserve to be level after that dismal half, but we are so let's hope we can take advantage and get a few more

Burnley are not a good side

You got to give them credit. They didn't park the bus and they chased us all over the pitch. Sounds familiar?

 

[Skullflower]

So glad we didn't sign anyone in January.

 

[binomial]

The problem is too many of these players have it easy.

Can Coutinho Lallana Clyne... utter shithouses..stick them with the u23s for a few games then maybe they'll start to feel the wrath a bit more..

 

[Frogfish]

Passing is fucking AWFUL. Can should be playing for Doncaster. I didn't see that goal coming because we've been that poor.

Coutinho anonymous - hasn't done a single thing right. Why isn't Stewart in midfield over Can ?

 

[Shadey]

Fuck the premiership we need a European super league we'd boss it.

 

[binomial]

Fuck the premiership we need a European super league we'd boss it.

Villarreal 1-0 Liverpool
Sevilla 3-1 Liverpool
Sion 0-0 Liverpool
Bordeaux 1-1 Liverpool
Ludogorets 2-2 Liverpool
Basel 1-0 Liverpool

We're really not that great even in Europe.

Did you mean a clash between the english heavyweight clubs?

 

[singlerider]

We're actually sitting back watching them pass it about..utterly embarrassing.

Thanks for the memories Klopp but you're not the right man for LFC.

 

[Raz]

So glad we didn't sign anyone in January.

Except your ma.

 

[Vlads Quiff]

Sorry just tuned in - Has anyone mentioned Emre Can is a big lumbering oaf and Phil needs to pull his finger out? Gini started off shite but seemed to pull his finger out

 

[binomial]

So glad we didn't sign anyone in January.

Who needs January signings when you can name a bench like the 1 we have today.

 

[Raz]

Villarreal 1-0 Liverpool
Sevilla 3-1 Liverpool
Sion 0-0 Liverpool
Bordeaux 1-1 Liverpool
Ludogorets 2-2 Liverpool
Basel 1-0 Liverpool

We're really not that great even in Europe.

Did you mean a clash between the english heavyweight clubs?

Grief that's horrendous reading.

 

[Raz]

So it must be true.... sure signs of Cocaine abuse.

 

[Shadey]

Villarreal 1-0 Liverpool
Sevilla 3-1 Liverpool
Sion 0-0 Liverpool
Bordeaux 1-1 Liverpool
Ludogorets 2-2 Liverpool
Basel 1-0 Liverpool

We're really not that great even in Europe.

Did you mean a clash between the english heavyweight clubs?

I'm saying we're piss poor against the small clubs bring on the cream of Europe as we seem better against the big boys

 

[KopRed]

2nd half and they look like powering through each time.

 

[Shadey]

I'll throw a party when wijnaldum scores an away goal as I'm sick hearing the stat he's never scored away in the premiership.. Zzz

 

[Leo]

The team is mirroring this site for the last 6 months.
Dull,boring and full of dumb wankers.

 

[Skullflower]

Except your ma.

You've put three words together. I'll give you that.