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Boring James Milner

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Left wing in PH's DNA? No, I happen to know he meant his Dad came from a family that was Eton schooled and his mum's family were all Harrow boys.
Ah, maybe that's what he meant by mixed race. Or perhaps his dad would support Cambridge and his mum Oxford?
 
Peter was all right.
He did seem a bit nervous at drinkies but I suppose he wasn't used to being around so much riff raff
 
I've met Peter twice (with Spion, Richey & Lewy). Can confirm all hands and feet were present on both occasions. Nice bloke. Shit himself a bit when we were watching United vs Liverpool in the Famous Three Kings, United scored and Spion went fucking mental LOL.

He was starting his own company at the time which probably consumed his time. Can confirm he wasn't a cunt on either occasion and didnt give any impressions that he was.

BTW i thought it was Nessy's shoe (or his own) that Spion pissed in?! Or Bunnyman's?!
 
I've met Peter twice (with Spion, Richey & Lewy). Can confirm all hands and feet were present on both occasions. Nice bloke. Shit himself a bit when we were watching United vs Liverpool in the Famous Three Kings, United scored and Spion went fucking mental LOL.

He was starting his own company at the time which probably consumed his time. Can confirm he wasn't a cunt on either occasion and didnt give any impressions that he was.

BTW i thought it was Nessy's shoe (or his own) that Spion pissed in?! Or Bunnyman's?!

Lots of his posts did indeed suggest he was at least a bit of a cunt. Unless he was just pretending, but to what end?
 
He was a Tory keyboard warrior, but in real life seemed inoffensive enough
 
He was a Tory keyboard warrior, but in real life seemed inoffensive enough

How disappointing. Mind you, if he'd been such a humourless, smug, shithouse bellend in real life, he'd probably have been fucking twatted every time he left the house.
 
Hes not in the least bit black. Hes one of the whitest motherfuckers I ever met.
Someone black pretended to be him in order to meet you in Spain.

Which is brilliant.

That was probably Dunk, wearing blackface.
 
Peter fucks with the wrong labour supporter on Hammersmith Bridge, The Boat Race 2016.
 

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If you don't think he hasn't already been getting shagloads off Ribena, Yorkshire Tea and Adidas for his tweets already you're... well maybe I'm cynical but it all looks like a marketing team's dream.
 
If you don't think he hasn't already been getting shagloads off Ribena, Yorkshire Tea and Adidas for his tweets already you're... well maybe I'm cynical but it all looks like a marketing team's dream.
Yeah, there's no fucking way he's just lashing in their products & their full fucking twitter handles every time just for a laugh.

At the very least he's a on a supply of Ribena for him & his descendants for the next two decades. More likely he's being paid a nice chunk of change for mentioning them on hundreds of TV stations worldwide & to millions of twitter followers.

I doubt Yorkshire tea are giving him much cos they're actually a (relatively speaking) small UK only player in that market who couldn't really afford to do much, but considering his reputation I wouldn't put it past him to give them a very cheap deal as he knows that fact & how many UK jobs they support.

Milner is one of the few current players I believe that thinks of more than himself when signing contracts.

That list is small btw, & weirdly Scholes comes top. Always signed his contract without looking at it. Just wanted to play. Apparently Carra did the same.

Even the likes of Hendo, who I don't rate massively as a player, but as person I think is stellar, I imagine has a similar mindset, but I doubt he or any other modern day footy player goes as far as to sign a contract just cos its there in front of them.

Milner may be the last of a dying breed.

Or perhaps we just need more local 'bleed for the club' players. Stevie going won't help that. Everton get the best scouse players, as any fule know.
 
Not really true. Remember the story about Rafa trying to renegotiate Carras contract himself and offering him less money than he wanted.

I don't remember it tbh. It disappoints me though.

I get players wanting to know their club appreciates them. However imo anyobe brought through the ranks should simply say "thank you for the chance to play for the first team" & sign.

It's not like they'd be giving any player £70 a week instead of 70k FFS.

Scholes signed every contract given to him without reading. It's well documented. That's what a player does imo.

It might make me a niave cunt. Or a socialist cunt, but imo a player who wants to play for a club & is happy to do so will simply sign. No questions asked.
 
Aren't these stats usually north of 10k for the top runners? I seem to remember Milner doing 13k in the second leg against City. Does that then mean the Roma game was much less tiring than usual?

I think you missed the 'Half Time' noted at the top dude.
 
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