Bony is boss
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It is moron though.
Er, isn't Drogba African?
Don't think he's suit our style at all.
I'd lay you the fuck out for Reus.
P.s I wouldn't, I'm a big pussy, please don't hurt me. Sorry.
Bony doesn't have some dodgy medical condition that will stop him playing.
Scores more goals too.
It's back on. Chairman has come on and said he would be willing to listen to the right offer and concedes that Bony may well leave Swansea before the Season is due to start..
*pictures @cloggypop fapping away*
*scarred for life*
*vomits*
Incidently the same article says we are due to bid for both Bony and Reus..
*pictures @cloggypop fapping away*
*scarred for life*
*vomits*
Incidently the same article says we are due to bid for both Bony and Reus..
Including Borini as part of the deal would make sense for both sides, with Monk and Borini also familiar with each other from the Italian's loan spell there when he was a Chelsea trainee. Whether Borini fancies the move though, is a different thing. Maybe he'll be more open to this move knowing Monk plays a similar system to us, and that they're perhaps slightly better-placed than Sunderland to avoid a relegation scrap in the league.
As in better than a donkey but not as good as a horse ? Not sure where that rates on Ryan's list.
My little bony
Oooh I like you bony bony bony, oooh I like your bony bony bony..
I say yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh.... Bony Bony.... Bony Bony..
It's Wilfried!
He is not no one!
Seeing as Twitter are linking us with Bony again, although he appaz wants very high wages.
Quite interesting, from RAWK;
Here´s some interesting information about Bony and Drogba.
Didier Drogba was 26 years old when he signed for Chelsea for £24m. Bony is currently 25 years old (not the 26 you claimed).
In Drogba's 8 years at Chelsea, on only 2 occassions did he better the 16 league goals scored by Bony last season.
Bony scored 26 in 3552 minutes of football last season in all competitions. A strike rate of a goal every 137 minutes.
In Drogba´s first season at Chelsea he scored 16 goals in 2676 minutes. A strike rate of a goal every 167 minutes.
Drogba has only bettered that strike rate twice. In 2006-07 season he scored at a rate of 1 every 132.4 minutes. In 2009-10 he scored at an incredible rate of a goal every 93 minutes.
However this idea that Bony looks shite in comparison to Drogba can be fucked off right now. Every season since Bony started playing top flight football he has been scoring at a rate of a goal every 116 minutes (2010/11), 159 minutes (2011/12), 80 minutes (2012/13) and 137 minutes (2013/14). The boy scores goals.
Here are a few more foreign strikers first seasons in the Premier League:-
Henry = goal every 129 minutes
Suárez = goal every 170 minutes
Agüero = goal every 112 minutes
Torres = goal every 106 minutes
van Nistelrooy = goal every 109 minutes
Berbatov = goal every 153 minutes
I excluded the likes of van Persie and Ronaldo as they were signed as kids. The list above were all signed as first choice strikers. Bony looks well on his way to being a top Premier League striker. Unfashionable? Maybe. Shite? Don´t embarrass yourself.
Quite interesting, from RAWK;
Here´s some interesting information about Bony and Drogba.
Didier Drogba was 26 years old when he signed for Chelsea for £24m. Bony is currently 25 years old (not the 26 you claimed).
In Drogba's 8 years at Chelsea, on only 2 occassions did he better the 16 league goals scored by Bony last season.
Bony scored 26 in 3552 minutes of football last season in all competitions. A strike rate of a goal every 137 minutes.
In Drogba´s first season at Chelsea he scored 16 goals in 2676 minutes. A strike rate of a goal every 167 minutes.
Drogba has only bettered that strike rate twice. In 2006-07 season he scored at a rate of 1 every 132.4 minutes. In 2009-10 he scored at an incredible rate of a goal every 93 minutes.
However this idea that Bony looks shite in comparison to Drogba can be fucked off right now. Every season since Bony started playing top flight football he has been scoring at a rate of a goal every 116 minutes (2010/11), 159 minutes (2011/12), 80 minutes (2012/13) and 137 minutes (2013/14). The boy scores goals.
Here are a few more foreign strikers first seasons in the Premier League:-
Henry = goal every 129 minutes
Suárez = goal every 170 minutes
Agüero = goal every 112 minutes
Torres = goal every 106 minutes
van Nistelrooy = goal every 109 minutes
Berbatov = goal every 153 minutes
I excluded the likes of van Persie and Ronaldo as they were signed as kids. The list above were all signed as first choice strikers. Bony looks well on his way to being a top Premier League striker. Unfashionable? Maybe. Shite? Don´t embarrass yourself.
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