Amnesty thread

[peterhague]

In Being Liverpool, when the Joe Allen was being signed, they were discussing what number he should be wearing. Ayre pops in with 69.

What a fucking prat. An embarrassment.

 

[Judge Jules]

Definitely. If FSG clean house this summer I'd like him to be first out the door.

 

[peterhague]

I strongly disagree. Those memories are what have kept us trying to get back up there. Wishing them away says you've settled for mediocrity.

I wouldn't necessarily disagree, but there's also the opposite possible consequence of fans remaining complacent in the belief of an inevitable resurgence.

I read last night that if we finish 5th it'll be our best finish since 2009. Just think about that. We're already well advanced to becoming another Spurs - the question is whether we can reverse things before it's too late.

 

[gkmacca]

Jules has replied multiple times in this no reply thread and therefore should be punished! He's making a flipping mess of the whole thing!!

 

[Judge Jules]

I claim leniency based on my advancing age.

 

[leftpeg]

Threads listing who we might sell and at what price are a complete waste of time. We're shit at selling shit players and we never get what most of you expect us to get for them.

 

[leftpeg]

Anyone who thinks we might get Klopp or Ancelotti is fucking deluded.

 

[leftpeg]

I hate the premier league. I want to go back to 'Divison 1'. I want numbers 1-11 and I don't want names on the backs of shirts or numbers on shorts. I'd ban all mascots and I'd put an end to the music that's played as the teams come out and line up. I'd also get rid of the ridiculous pre-match handshake thing.

 

[Buddha]

I can't wait until Johnson leaves. His throw ins do my head in. He can never decide who to throw it to and takes forever. It's like he's got dartitis or the yips in golf. Oh and he defends like a clown too.

you know you're done with a player when his throw-ins start winding you up.

 

[jexykrodic]

Anyone who thinks we might get Klopp or Ancelotti is fucking deluded.

You could have allowed us a brief period of conceit that we might be important enough for them to sign.

 

[jexykrodic]

I hate the premier league. I want to go back to 'Divison 1'. I want numbers 1-11 and I don't want names on the backs of shirts or numbers on shorts. I'd ban all mascots and I'd put an end to the music that's played as the teams come out and line up. I'd also get rid of the ridiculous pre-match handshake thing.

And shirts with round collars and shin pads that look like a set of cricket stumps in your socks.

 

[Skullflower]

Anyone who thinks we might get Klopp or Ancelotti is fucking deluded.

That's just not true.

 

[C/O]

Anyone who thinks we might get Klopp or Ancelotti is fucking deluded.

The bookies are rarely wrong and have us favourites to get him.

 

[Holle]

I hate all seater stadiums.

I want to stand during matches next to people I like watching the game with.

 

[Ryan]

I despise the post-match ratings hoopla this, and every other, site participates in every week.

It's completely pointless.

 

[gkmacca]

The current evil campaign to suggest that Prosecco is anything better than having an elderly cat die on your face whilst pissing in your mouth. It's a disgrace. Champagne or nothing, thank you very much.

 

[DHSC]

I don't think we will win the league in the next ten years.

I don't want Rodgers managing us anymore because I think he has lost the players.

I think Coutinho will leave next season.

 

[Ryan]

Old football - stuff from the 60's, 70's, etc... Was laughably shit.

 

[jexykrodic]

Footballers who can't play 3 times in a week without having to have a personal medical team and a mid season recuperation holiday because of their oh so frail bodies and the horror of being expected to cope with stresses.

 

[jexykrodic]

Fans who point out the merits or otherwise of tactical systems utilized by managers who haven't the faintest clue about or experience of tactics. Semi-pro 'could've been a contender'/'I had a trial once' dipshits.

 

[jexykrodic]

Fans who think up imaginary transfer fees for players based on nothing in particular and then add or subtract a bit depending on current form. And then go on to argue the toss with some other numpty.

 

[jexykrodic]

Footballers in shadow-lit photo shoots to advertise overpriced football kit. Do they have to try to look menacing and serious like a Spartan out of Zak Snyder's 300?

Shouldn't they really adopt a more Dumb and Dumber theme?

 

[jexykrodic]

Grumpy old bastards like me who start sentences with "I remember when" or even worse "back in the day".

Make it stop. Please.

 

[Judge Jules]

Old football - stuff from the 60's, 70's, etc... Was laughably shit.

Women's football still is. A decent FA County XI would beat their best sides.

 

[Best Believe It]

Rumours posted from non-reputable sources, then assumed to be true and used as an excuse to slag off the club.

 

[gkmacca]

All of the stupid Premier League pre-match rituals - refs picking up the ball from that podium, the lining up for handshakes, etc: shite. Same goes for European games. Keep it for finals. The rest are just run of the mill games of football!

 

[Shadey]

We'll lose against Stoke & finish 6th and get ready for july's europa league qualifiers.

 

[Skullflower]

I'm glad we didn't win the league last year. It would have given Rodgers 5 years grace.

 

[FoxForceFive]

The fact that the drop ball has almost vanished from football makes me sad.

 

[Holle]

Footballers should not be allowed to use Facebook or Twitter.

Especially not Jose Enrique.