Without reading the thread, I'm just gonna say that Andy Cole was shit.
He was a bit like Dirk Kuyt in so much that he turned out to be nothing like the player we thought we were getting. However, Kuyt had the sense to re-invent himself and his position and showed his value whereas Cole was always just a nob who squandered more chances than he scored.
If he hadn't had Yorke, he'd have been a disaster.
Complete shite.