Yarmolenko

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yarmolenko
Yarmo Yarmo Lenko


To the tune of Frere Jacques

 

[peterhague]

Toulouse

Nothing to lose I guess.

 

[the_dude]

Nothing to lose I guess.

dick

 

[Rafiagra]

Yarmo
Yarmolenko
Yarmolenko
Yarmo
Yar-mo-lenko


(To the tune of No Limits)

 

[peterhague]

dick

Excuse me?!

 

[Oncy]

Guys guys relax. Have a semi cooked sausage off my camping stove.

 

[the_dude]

your joke brought out the rage in me

 

[Skullflower]

fuck off oncy. no one wants your fucking imaginary food. grow the fuck up.

 

[Oncy]

fuck off oncy. no one wants your fucking imaginary food. grow the fuck up.

More for me then
*shrugs*

 

[the_dude]

fuck off oncy. no one wants your fucking imaginary food. grow the fuck up.

dont you think me new avatar looks a bit like tom?

 

[Modo]

Oooooooooh oh oh oh oh
We've got the best midfield in the world
We've got Philip Coutinho, Luis Alberto, Gerrard and Yarmolenko oh oh.

Boooooooooo

 

[Skullflower]

dont you think me new avatar looks a bit like tom?

just spat me coke out

 

[Oncy]

dont you think me new avatar looks a bit like tom?

It looks a bit like that Beaker out of the muppets.

 

[Skullflower]

Oooooooooh oh oh oh oh
We've got the best midfield in the world
We've got Philip Coutinho, Luis Alberto, Gerrard and Yarmolenko oh oh.

Boooooooooo

get fucked

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Sung to the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus"

Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko
Yarmo-lenko
Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko
Yarmo-lenko
Yarmolenko, Yarmolenko
Oh oh Yarmolenko

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Oh I meant to the tune of Alouettez

 

[Oncy]

Oh I meant to the tune of Alouettez

That makes more sense.

 

[dmishra]

I watched the first minute of that video and he comes across as a bit of a Quaresma style showboater... has he got the substance and mentality to back it up?

What's he like in terms of pace?

I've seen him a few times, and I think he's the opposite actually. I believe I mentioned him in that thread I made last year.

How rurik is described him is pretty much my impression as well. Quick, direct and aggressive with a simple array of tricks.

As for his pace, he's more Gerrard like than say Torres or Henry i.e. very quick when he gets a run of steam, but not necessarily with a great burst of acceleration over short distances.

His stats from the last 4 seasons:

2009-10 - 7 goals
2010-11 - 16 goals
2011-12 - 13 goals
2012-13 - 13 goals

That's the kind of end product I'd want from my wingers. I'd be quite pleased if this happens.

 

[red_maradona]

should we be worried about the adjective 'direct'? is it a polite way of saying downing skill level?

 

[dmishra]

should we be worried about the adjective 'direct'? is it a polite way of saying downing skill level?

No, by direct I mean more Sturridge than Suarez.

 

[Mystic]

I like him for the fact he's direct and scores goals, that's exactly what we need.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Oh I meant to the tune of Alouettez

I already said that one.

Ageesssss ago!

 

[FoxForceFive]

I've got a boss song to 'yarmelenko' stuck in my head, to the tune of alouette gentile alouette.

His name fits it perfectly, catchy, easy to sing, loads of room to add lyrics.

See!

 

[Bradley]

Guys guys relax. Have a semi cooked sausage off my camping stove.

fuck off oncy. no one wants your fucking imaginary food. grow the fuck up.

This guy doesn't want your food either

 

[Piedro]

I'm sure I watched him play couple of times last summer for Ukraine and he was a bit shit like.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm sure I watched him play couple of times last summer for Ukraine and he was a bit shit like.

Shhhh. You're meant to save that kinda talk until after Spurs sign him.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'm sure I watched him play couple of times last summer for Ukraine and he was a bit shit like.

That was his twin brother Suckalenko

 

[Leo]

Nah that lads dead mate.

 

[Piedro]

Don't wanna piss on Oncys imaginary bonfire like but Im not sure he's the right one.

 

[Hansern]

With that sort of attitude you can camp somewhere else mate!