Woop woop it's the sound of the Gak-Police

[rurikbird]

 

[MomoWASright]

James Pearce just gave me an erection. I never thought I’d say that.

I’m on the Gak train. Choo choo.

 

[binomial]

Do you mean Klopp's just given you an erection? He's just copying and pasting his words.

And btw James Pearce is the biggest cunt associated with the club.

 

[MomoWASright]

Klopp didn’t tweet it the lazy prick.

Also, Klopp has given me plenty of hard ons over the years.

 

[Farkmaster]

I hope our train moves faster than one being pushed.

Also, if I saw GAKPO on the side of a truck I wouldn't even blink.

 

[binomial]

Even if he had twitter, why would he tweet something right after giving a live presser and tweeting the key points from what he said?

That's what cunts like Pearce do, making money off bum rimming the club.

 

[Farkmaster]

Wouldn't it be Rurikbird who has given momo an erection, technically?

 

[MomoWASright]

Wouldn't it be Rurikbird who has given momo an erection, technically?

@rurikbird you sexy bastard

 

[binomial]

Speaking of hard ons.

Klopp has faith in his central options until the summer, believing Fabinho will overcome recent inconsistency. [@_ChrisBascombe]

 

[Raz]

I really have no idea what this guy is like but what I do know is that he will make no difference to the mess we are in right now.

 

[Frogfish]

Would be nice to see him get off the mark immediately (goal or assist) :

 

[dee]

Good stats but not a great measure as Anthony has been below par for United

 

[Bradley]

Good stats but not a great measure as Anthony has been below par for United

And he looks like another cunt like the Spurs Brazilian.

 

[jan]

Antony looks like he beats his wife and nonces on 14 year olds

 

[King Binny]

This was back in beginning of Nov last year:

"missing link" despite the options we have is an interesting take

 

[dee]

The fucking missing link is M-I-D-F-I-E-L-D!

 

[tomasjj]

The fucking missing link is M-I-D-F-I-E-L-D!

Or we could say, a director of football to run things?

 

[Halmeister]

Very early days but I'm not impressed in the slightest. Looks and plays like modern day Dele Alli. Not sure what he's meant to be good at.

 

[Fabio]

I'm sure he'll turn out fine, but I honestly don't understand the burning desire to get him over a midfielder

 

[Halmeister]

I'm sure he'll turn out fine, but I honestly don't understand the burning desire to get him over a midfielder

That's an issue too. Very Wenger-ish

 

[Frogfish]

How on earth, after having watched him in 6 matches in the WC where he looked excellent (and his amazing goals and assists record in the Eredivisie - pinch of salt there), people can say he looks like he's going to be a failure after 110 mins over 2 games when as a team we played our worst football of the season from front to back. Is beyond incredible.

 

[Halmeister]

I didn't see any Holland games in the world cup. And admittedly, this is very early of me, but individually he looks slow, cumbersome, a bit lazy... touch looks alright, I guess. Just not sure I see why we signed him. Especially over our need in other positions. Usually you get glimpses in the first couple of games, especially attacking players.

I wouldn't put too much faith in performances at the World Cup. Diouf and Diao, anyone?

 

[RedStar]

Hendo looked good at the world cup, he wouldn't get a game for any of the other top 10 in the PL. It's not a great barometer.

 

[Farkmaster]

How on earth, after having watched him in 6 matches in the WC where he looked excellent (and his amazing goals and assists record in the Eredivisie - pinch of salt there), people can say he looks like he's going to be a failure after 110 mins over 2 games when as a team we played our worst football of the season from front to back. Is beyond incredible.

I don't know if he'll be a failure, but he's not got whatever "it" is. Gun to my head, most people would guess he won't succeed here.

By that I mean, he is a little overawed right now, he's thrown into a shit team, and he's thinking about what he's meant to be doing, and his instructions, and he's in his head.

There's no sense at all that he's like, I'm going to show everyone what I'm about, watch this, motherfuckers. There's no vanity in his play. And that could be wonderful, I mean firmino was the glue for a while, but as selfless as firmino is, he likes to put on a show. Gakpo is that unforgivable thing for a forward, so far: boring. Good cross on him though, and we aren't seeing many of those anymore.

I laughed at the pushing a train Sisyphean metaphor when klopp first brought it up, and that's what it looks like he's doing.

 

[keniget]

Gakpo is that unforgivable thing for a forward, so far: boring.

Ooooooooof.

Not wrong though.

 

[Halmeister]

Yeah he doesn't appear to have any flair or drive about him

 

[moron]

Give him time, it was two strikers against an entire defence and midfield yesterday. They were not given any time on the ball yesterday.

 

[tomasjj]

At least play him out wide left in the attacking trio. That is his position.

 

[rurikbird]

Objectively it’s not easy when your first Premier League start happens to be the worst game of Klopp’s entire career.

 

[aquaman4]

I saw a few promising play from Gackpo despite the position he played was not his best and the rest of the team being shit .