Why hasn't Bellamy got a song yet?

[Woland]

He's one of our best players. It could feature a golf club etc,

And in other news, maybe I was wrong about Benderson. I reckon if he works really hard in about 4 years he could be almost half as good as Lucas.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Henderson could well prove to be a fantastic buy in years to come, but to suggest he could one day be almost as good as Lucas is laughable.


Bellamy needs a song and imo it should mention where he's from (in a positive manner).

 

[singlerider]

What, like to the tune of 'Tragedy' by the Bee Gees

Bellamy
He might mistake your knee for a golf tee
It's Bellamy
He's five foot tall but he'll have you all,
Cos he has no neck, and though it looks weird it means he's hard to deck

 

[singlerider]

Or

To the tune of 'Yesterday' by the Beatles

Bellamy
Went to West Ham and then Man City
But now he's back where he's supposed to be
Oh Bellamy at LFC
Bellamy
Our best signing and he was a free
And now he's scoring for fun you see
Oh Bellamy at LFC
Why we let him go we all know he couldn't stay
He did something wrong and we sent him far away

 

[Woland]

Welsh almost rhymes with Felch.

 

[jexykrodic]

He's a taff,
He's quick,
He's makes the Reds tick,
Bellers, Bellers

I leave 2011 with the realisation that my song writing skills are still shite.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm thinking something to the tune of 'Moves like Jagger'.

 

[themn]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=48082.msg1452644#msg1452644 date=1325333892]
I'm thinking something to the tune of 'Moves like Jagger'.
[/quote]

I reckon that tune's taken for our enigmatic Dane.

 

[spider-Neil]

to 'we won it five times'

he's got no neck
he's got no neck
craig bel-la-my
he's got no neck


shockingly bad I know 😛

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=themn link=topic=48082.msg1452647#msg1452647 date=1325334323]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=48082.msg1452644#msg1452644 date=1325333892]
I'm thinking something to the tune of 'Moves like Jagger'.
[/quote]

I reckon that tune's taken for our enigmatic Dane.
[/quote]

Ahh. So long as it's not wasted. Perfect ditty for a football song.

 

[themn]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=48082.msg1452654#msg1452654 date=1325335078]
[quote author=themn link=topic=48082.msg1452647#msg1452647 date=1325334323]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=48082.msg1452644#msg1452644 date=1325333892]
I'm thinking something to the tune of 'Moves like Jagger'.
[/quote]

I reckon that tune's taken for our enigmatic Dane.
[/quote]

Ahh. So long as it's not wasted. Perfect ditty for a football song.
[/quote]

It totally is.

Somebody needs to get them RAWK-ites on it.

 

[5euros]

hes quick, direct
he suffers with tourettes
bellamy, bellamy

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=5euros link=topic=48082.msg1452660#msg1452660 date=1325335707]
hes quick, direct
he suffers with tourettes
bellamy, bellamy
[/quote]

hahaha, I like.

 

[spider-Neil]

[quote author=5euros link=topic=48082.msg1452660#msg1452660 date=1325335707]
hes quick, direct
he suffers with tourettes
bellamy, bellamy
[/quote]

:laugh:

 

[doctor_mac]

5 Euros is winning.

 

[Home and A Gay]

to the Adams family tune...

He twists and turns and shuffles
When he shouts he doesn't muffle
Plays golf like Freddie Couples
It's Craig Bellamy