What can you say...

[Mystic]

I wasn't really looking forward to this, but then I saw we'd be playing with the kids.

 

[Mamma Mia]

"If he keeps banging them in like this it won't be long before he catches Mick McCarthy's eye"

 

[6TimesaRed]

Playing Young Boys

 

[6TimesaRed]

he's come inside there

 

[6TimesaRed]

Penetrating the box with deep balls', 'He's laid it on and the big man has said 'thank you very much and gobbled it up

 

[Mamma Mia]

"For fucks sake, just blow it, this is torture"

 

[Buddha]

He's gone in two footed there...

 

[SummerOnions]

You don't see a tackle like that these days

 

[The Nomad]

Just put it in.. you cunt..

 

[Mamma Mia]

"He's gone in recklessly, at full speed, and at a horrible angle. Not for the first time either."

 

[Mamma Mia]

"Trying to get his head in there. Brave, but not the best idea."

 

[Mamma Mia]

"Came off his nose in the end, but they all count."

 

[Mamma Mia]

"Going for the jugular now"

 

[Judge Jules]

He's gone in two footed there...

Three honeymoon couples fetch up at the same hotel in the evening of their wedding day. Later that night the husband comes flying out on to the balcony of couple no.1's room and shouts back inside: "But darling, I only said you had nice t!ts!".

Then the next one comes whizzing out on to his balcony and yells back: "But sweetheart, I only said you had a nice @rse!".

Then husband no.3 comes tumbling out on to his balcony. One of the others asks: "Did you put your foot in it too?".

"No, but I could have."

 

[SummerOnions]

"It looks even worse from this angle"

 

[SummerOnions]

"It looks even worse from this angle"

 

[Jerry Laser]

It's Firmino again....

 

[doctor_mac]

He showed all his inexperience there, he panicked, and shot far too early.

 

[juniormember]

That bender’s fooled everyone.

 

[the count]

end to end stuff

 

[Shay_K]

I've arrived too early and now I'm bored.

 

[Shay_K]

You really shouldn't foul in the box.

 

[Shay_K]

Aw fuck she should have warned me, Man U were playing at home tonight!

 

[Buddha]

On me head, son

 

[Shay_K]

I like it when we play with 2 big ones up front.

 

[Shay_K]

It"s difficult to know exactly when to go down in the box.

 

[Insignificance]

Cunt

 

[Hyena]

Come on you Spurs

 

[Shay_K]

Prick

 

[Mystic]

Come on you Spurs

Who the fuck would say that during a game of football?