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The unbeatables

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May i offer up the following suggestion: Patwa

Definition:a formal ruling or interpretation on a point of Islamic law given by a qualified legal scholar that only be decreed on people called Pat
Can we punish him with a breeze block to the head?
 
I first heard about bloodeagling on this site. I think that would be a fitting punishment, and there would be a satisfying, poetic symmetry to it for me personally if the biggest cunt on this site was put through that process.
 
May i offer up the following suggestion: Patwa

Definition:a formal ruling or interpretation on a point of Islamic law given by a qualified legal scholar that only be decreed on people called Pat

Patwa ... so simple, so obvious, so right.

SCM's 1st Patwa ... who will write it? Might I suggest @Halmeister ? With his anger, it will come off just about right and then we'll hire Ryan, Pat's life long nemesis, to carry out the justice (assuming he managed to swim back from his trek in the Pacific Ocean)
 
Patwa ... so simple, so obvious, so right.

SCM's 1st Patwa ... who will write it? Might I suggest @Halmeister ? With his anger, it will come off just about right and then we'll hire Ryan, Pat's life long nemesis, to carry out the justice (assuming he managed to swim back from his trek in the Pacific Ocean)
Hal woudl be good, but I fear he will describe a long & fitting punishment, but ruin it by saying "of course we have to catch him first, and we'll never be able to do that"
 
What apology? The state of grown ass men in this thread. Hilariously pathetic to say the very least.
Says the cunt who started the jinx, then avoided the very thread and turns up to it 2 days later. Who's the child again?
 
At least I know where Pat's heading!

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Says the cunt who started the jinx, then avoided the very thread and turns up to it 2 days later. Who's the child again?
Starting a thread to discuss Klopps longest unbeaten run and the clubs longest in 40 years on a football forrum. What the fuck was I thinking right? Then the audacity to not come into a thread where people are literally telling me to die and everyone is loving the comments. Your right the behaviour isn’t childish in here, it’s vindictive vile pathetic shite. Grown men who one thread will bemoan depression, addiction and suicide and then absolutely vilify someone who has absolutely zero to do with the performance of the team. Im very fortunate to have never suffered any of sort of depression but fuck me if I did then this thread would be classic example of what pushes people down a dark hole. Apologise? Get to fuck. If it’s so obvious that the thread was a jinx then you all should be very rich after betting your house on West Ham.
I’ve never ever backed away from a debate on this forum and never will. This isn’t a debate, it’s just shithouse behaviour that at least a few on here should know better and call it out. But nah it’s Dreamy so have it.
Not that I even need to explain, everyone knows what they are doing but there you go.
 
Starting a thread to discuss Klopps longest unbeaten run and the clubs longest in 40 years on a football forrum. What the fuck was I thinking right? Then the audacity to not come into a thread where people are literally telling me to die and everyone is loving the comments. Your right the behaviour isn’t childish in here, it’s vindictive vile pathetic shite. Grown men who one thread will bemoan depression, addiction and suicide and then absolutely vilify someone who has absolutely zero to do with the performance of the team. Im very fortunate to have never suffered any of sort of depression but fuck me if I did then this thread would be classic example of what pushes people down a dark hole. Apologise? Get to fuck. If it’s so obvious that the thread was a jinx then you all should be very rich after betting your house on West Ham.
I’ve never ever backed away from a debate on this forum and never will. This isn’t a debate, it’s just shithouse behaviour that at least a few on here should know better and call it out. But nah it’s Dreamy so have it.
Not that I even need to explain, everyone knows what they are doing but there you go.

People are having a laugh (i hope) - no one wants you dead, at least not until you get to 100, and then - well, time to go.
 
People are having a laugh (i hope) - no one wants you dead, at least not until you get to 100, and then - well, time to go.
Nah, some are but there are a few who absolute despise me. I couldn’t care less that they do but I’m hardly going to jump in and go ya all good. Like I said I don’t care if I’m the focal point of frustration but I’m hardly going to reply to rubbish. The old attack the post not the poster is long dead when it comes to some things.
 
Nah, some are but there are a few who absolute despise me. I couldn’t care less that they do but I’m hardly going to jump in and go ya all good. Like I said I don’t care if I’m the focal point of frustration but I’m hardly going to reply to rubbish. The old attack the post not the poster is long dead when it comes to some things.

Noone despises you mate. You know what it's like on here, and to be fair you usually take the piss taking very well.
 
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