The Granuiad reckons Rooneh is leaving Old Toilet.
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Lads we can't measure these things based on a facepalm scale - they're an effect of Dreamy-type behavior and quite useful as a proxy indicator but facepalms are not in themnselves a true measure of the sillyness of the post(s).
What we've seen here today is several whooshes, each of greater intensity and ambition than its predecessor and as Brendan and I worked out last week, there are four whooshes in a Dreamy, aka The Full Dreamy. This isn't quite there but Sunny was only about half a post away (clarification for the sticklers: half a post or one "as you were"😉
What we've seen here today is several whooshes, each of greater intensity and ambition than its predecessor and as Brendan and I worked out last week, there are four whooshes in a Dreamy, aka The Full Dreamy. This isn't quite there but Sunny was only about half a post away (clarification for the sticklers: half a post or one "as you were"😉
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Lads we can't measure these things based on a facepalm scale - they're an effect of Dreamy-type behavior and quite useful as a proxy indicator but facepalms are not in themnselves a true measure of the sillyness of the post(s).
What we've seen here today is several whooshes, each of greater intensity and ambition than its predecessor and as Brendan and I worked out last week, there are four whooshes in a Dreamy, aka The Full Dreamy. This isn't quite there but Sunny was only about half a post away (clarification for the sticklers: half a post or one "as you were"😉
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I mitigate that with the fact I was quiffing. I fully admit my crime but on the grounds of diminished responsibility.
Lads we can't measure these things based on a facepalm scale - they're an effect of Dreamy-type behavior and quite useful as a proxy indicator but facepalms are not in themnselves a true measure of the sillyness of the post(s).
What we've seen here today is several whooshes, each of greater intensity and ambition than its predecessor and as Brendan and I worked out last week, there are four whooshes in a Dreamy, aka The Full Dreamy. This isn't quite there but Sunny was only about half a post away (clarification for the sticklers: half a post or one "as you were"😉
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I mitigate that with the fact I was quiffing. I fully admit my crime but on the grounds of diminished responsibility.
Fucking hell Sunny, Im glad I didnt nominate you in the poll for SCM spokesman.
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Good response from Rooney. Turned the heat a little bit towards the Glazers.
Wayne Rooney has confirmed he wants to leave Manchester United.
Rooney has released a statement in response to Sir Alex Ferguson's comments on Tuesday.
And in it, he confirms he wants to leave Old Trafford.
"I met with David Gill last week and he did not give me any of the assurances I was seeking about the future squad," said Rooney.
"I then told him that I would not be signing a new contract."
Rooney admitted he was surprised by the depth of Ferguson's comments yesterday.
He remains a big fan of the United boss but says the future direction of the club was causing him concern.
"I was interested to hear what Sir Alex had to say yesterday and surprised by some of it," continued Rooney.
"It is absolutely true, as he said, that my agent and I have had a number of meetings with the club about a new contract. During those meetings in August I asked for assurances about the continued ability of the club to attract the top players in the world.
"I have never had anything but complete respect for MUFC. How could I not have done given its fantastic history and especially the last six years in which I have been lucky to play a part?
"For me it's all about winning trophies - as the club has always done under Sir Alex. Because of that I think the questions I was asking were justified.
"Despite recent difficulties, I know I will always owe Sir Alex Ferguson a huge debt. He is a great manager and mentor who has helped and supported me from the day he signed me from Everton when I was only 18.
"For Manchester United's sake I wish he could go on forever because he's a one-off and a genius."
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So he is just one false promise away from putting pen to paper?
What a non story this thread has been?
At least we got to see Sunny get wooshed multiple times.
Good response from Rooney. Turned the heat a little bit towards the Glazers.
Wayne Rooney has confirmed he wants to leave Manchester United.
Rooney has released a statement in response to Sir Alex Ferguson's comments on Tuesday.
And in it, he confirms he wants to leave Old Trafford.
"I met with David Gill last week and he did not give me any of the assurances I was seeking about the future squad," said Rooney.
"I then told him that I would not be signing a new contract."
Rooney admitted he was surprised by the depth of Ferguson's comments yesterday.
He remains a big fan of the United boss but says the future direction of the club was causing him concern.
"I was interested to hear what Sir Alex had to say yesterday and surprised by some of it," continued Rooney.
"It is absolutely true, as he said, that my agent and I have had a number of meetings with the club about a new contract. During those meetings in August I asked for assurances about the continued ability of the club to attract the top players in the world.
"I have never had anything but complete respect for MUFC. How could I not have done given its fantastic history and especially the last six years in which I have been lucky to play a part?
"For me it's all about winning trophies - as the club has always done under Sir Alex. Because of that I think the questions I was asking were justified.
"Despite recent difficulties, I know I will always owe Sir Alex Ferguson a huge debt. He is a great manager and mentor who has helped and supported me from the day he signed me from Everton when I was only 18.
"For Manchester United's sake I wish he could go on forever because he's a one-off and a genius."
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So he is just one false promise away from putting pen to paper?
What a non story this thread has been?
At least we got to see Sunny get wooshed multiple times.
One false promise and one actual boat load of cash that exceeds other bidders.
Wow, I never thought I'd see anything close to a Full Dreamy again in my lifetime
For shame Sean, for shame.
In honour of your geek abilities, I present:
In honour of your geek abilities, I present:
Ahahahahahaha. When I forwarded that on yesterday one of my mates got similarly whooshed too!
Poor the Sunny.
Poor the Sunny.
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This new spirit of glasnost at Old Trafford is unnerving.
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Ferguson: 10am meeting with Gill tmrw: "We don't want this to become a saga. We've got to nip it in the bud. Tmrw will be the end of it"
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This new spirit of glasnost at Old Trafford is unnerving.
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Ferguson: 10am meeting with Gill tmrw: "We don't want this to become a saga. We've got to nip it in the bud. Tmrw will be the end of it"
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Probably quiffing, but it seems the money grabber's trying to have a pop at the Glazers to appease the fans.
It hasn't worked.
It hasn't worked.
Hmmmm.....I don't know. Old whisky nose said Gill has spoken to the owners, they will have a meeting tomorrow and the whole saga will be put to bed. I wouldn't be surprised it Fergie and Rooney have been in cahoots.
An interesting theory John...
*Looks round for John*
Oops 🙁
That Liam chap will do then 😉
That Liam chap will do then 😉
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Oh Sean, I feel for you.
This isn't a up there with Dreamy but it was bad. Very unlike you too.
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Should there be a weighting system applied to this though?
Whilst I think Paddy is ace, Sunny appears a (dare I say it) slightly superior intellect. Sorry Patrick.
Therfore if we give Sunny a 4/5 weighting (on the 'Marky-Jason' scale) and Patrick on a 3/5, Sunny comes out on top. He should probably cut off his genitalia and call himself Susan. It's for the best.
Oh Sean, I feel for you.
This isn't a up there with Dreamy but it was bad. Very unlike you too.
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Should there be a weighting system applied to this though?
Whilst I think Paddy is ace, Sunny appears a (dare I say it) slightly superior intellect. Sorry Patrick.
Therfore if we give Sunny a 4/5 weighting (on the 'Marky-Jason' scale) and Patrick on a 3/5, Sunny comes out on top. He should probably cut off his genitalia and call himself Susan. It's for the best.
If they do get it sorted, the guys tonight with the banners will look a bit stupid
what was the banner?
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what was the banner?
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Who's the whore now Wayne? Colleen forgave you but we wont
what was the banner?
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Who's the whore now Wayne? Colleen forgave you but we wont
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He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney
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Incredible.
He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney
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Incredible.
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