The Granuiad reckons Rooneh is leaving Old Toilet.

[TheBunnyman]

From the Beeb:

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has confirmed that he wishes to leave the club.

The 24-year-old said he will not be signing a new contract with the Old Trafford outfit following a meeting with chief executive David Gill.

"I met with David Gill last week and he did not give me any of the assurances I was seeking about the future squad," said the England international.

Rooney's deal expires at the end of the 2011/2012 season.

 

[Atlas]

'assurances about the future squad'?

Maybe he really is upset that they have not replaced Ronaldo and Tevez

 

[Rafiagra]

Funny how he thinks he's bigger than the club and Slur Alex. He's had one good season.

 

[Oncy]

So he thinks theyre fucked and wants to abandon ship. Good stuff.

 

[Sunny]

Received this text, from a City fan. probably bullshit.

Take my word for it. Rooney is on his way to Liverpool. I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying "looks like Waynes coming". I didn't hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.


Hahahahaha. As. If. Ever.

 

[the count]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=42299.msg1202025#msg1202025 date=1287595107]
Received this text, from a City fan. probably bullshit.

Take my word for it. Rooney is on his way to Liverpool. I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying "looks like Waynes coming". I didn't hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.


Hahahahaha. As. If. Ever.
[/quote]

You'll not whoosh me that easy Sunny.

 

[Woland]

He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney

 

[peekay]

Good response from Rooney. Turned the heat a little bit towards the Glazers.


Wayne Rooney has confirmed he wants to leave Manchester United.

Rooney has released a statement in response to Sir Alex Ferguson's comments on Tuesday.

And in it, he confirms he wants to leave Old Trafford.

"I met with David Gill last week and he did not give me any of the assurances I was seeking about the future squad," said Rooney.

"I then told him that I would not be signing a new contract."

Rooney admitted he was surprised by the depth of Ferguson's comments yesterday.

He remains a big fan of the United boss but says the future direction of the club was causing him concern.

"I was interested to hear what Sir Alex had to say yesterday and surprised by some of it," continued Rooney.

"It is absolutely true, as he said, that my agent and I have had a number of meetings with the club about a new contract. During those meetings in August I asked for assurances about the continued ability of the club to attract the top players in the world.

"I have never had anything but complete respect for MUFC. How could I not have done given its fantastic history and especially the last six years in which I have been lucky to play a part?

"For me it's all about winning trophies - as the club has always done under Sir Alex. Because of that I think the questions I was asking were justified.

"Despite recent difficulties, I know I will always owe Sir Alex Ferguson a huge debt. He is a great manager and mentor who has helped and supported me from the day he signed me from Everton when I was only 18.

"For Manchester United's sake I wish he could go on forever because he's a one-off and a genius."

 

[kingjulian]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=42299.msg1202025#msg1202025 date=1287595107]
Received this text, from a City fan. probably bullshit.

Take my word for it. Rooney is on his way to Liverpool. I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying "looks like Waynes coming". I didn't hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.


Hahahahaha. As. If. Ever.
[/quote]

Crump made this joke earlier. I hope you didn't get wooshed....

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=kingjulian link=topic=42299.msg1202036#msg1202036 date=1287596388]
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=42299.msg1202025#msg1202025 date=1287595107]
Received this text, from a City fan. probably bullshit.

Take my word for it. Rooney is on his way to Liverpool. I know because I heard Roy Hodgson saying "looks like Waynes coming". I didn't hear any more because it started pissing down and I had to run for cover.


Hahahahaha. As. If. Ever.
[/quote]

Crump made this joke earlier. I hope you didn't get wooshed....
[/quote]

Haha. Didn't see it to be honest. If it looks like bullshit, and smells like bullshit....

Plus it's almost word for word....it was a genuine text ! LOL

 

[Rafiagra]

Just to be sure:

Its a play on Woy's speech impediment. The conversation never actually happened.

 

[iseered]

joke was already good, but if sunny got that text, copied it onto here, all the while completely missing the point - well then it just got 10x better.

 

[Sunny]

Oh fuck. Wayne. I get it now. WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHED. Big time. Hahahaha

 

[Oncy]

Jesus fucking Christ Sunny.
Please ask whoever is closest to you to slap you roughly across the face from all at scm towers.

 

[Sunny]

Hahaha. Just slapped meself. Fuckin el.

 

[peekay]

Hahaha

 

[Rosco]

hahahaha

you of all people

 

[Sunny]

 

[Paddy]

Almost surpasses Dreamy's fail. Almost.

But what the hell.

 

[Sunny]

*changes avatar to match mood*

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sunny? My mate? Nah. Don't know him.

 

[Sunny]

I'm not even going to try and make excuses. I'm a twat. There, I said it.

 

[RolandG]

Plaudit to the Granny Grabber for decking ol' Slir.

He's achieved what so many before him tried and failed. I'm loving this!

 

[Sunny]

 

[IanTheRed]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=42299.msg1202074#msg1202074 date=1287599666]

[/quote]

Hahahahaha! I was just about to post this one! Sunny, you fucktard!

 

[Sunny]

[quote author=IanTheRed link=topic=42299.msg1202077#msg1202077 date=1287599751]
Sunny, you fucktard!
[/quote]

Yes. Yes I am.

 

[gene hughes]

I'll have to consult the Dreamy Scale and see where this scores exactly but I reckon it look a like a .9 (9/10s of a full Dreamy and equivalent to about 3.5 whooshes)

 

[IanTheRed]

[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=42299.msg1202083#msg1202083 date=1287599976]
I'll have to consult the Dreamy Scale and see where this scores exactly but I reckon it look a like a .9 (9/10s of a full Dreamy and equivalent to about 3.5 whooshes)
[/quote]

The votes are in, lets see how much Sunny scores:

48 from a possible 40 on the facepalm scale, we even brought in an extra random judge to show how fucking stupid that was!!

well done Sunny lad!

 

[Rosco]

Vault ?

 

[Sunny]

*consults Rightmove*

Perfect