Swansea Vs Liverpool Match Thread

[SummerOnions]

Can you not make a blag twitter account to do these? Cos I don't want to read them.

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Rosco]

You think Jimmy Carr is funny.

I think he was funny

 

[Oncy]

Danny Ings shot his dad with a crossbow

 

[manwithnoname]

Klopp getting a bit aggro about something

Been very quiet so far, which is odd

 

[leftpeg]

Those pants will remain clean.

Take the positives.

 

[refugee]

That was one of the worst Liverpool corners I've ever seen. Salah is lucky aspas exists

 

[Oncy]

Can we get Harpo off fucking corners ffs

 

[SummerOnions]

There's no easy games any more

 

[hmmmmm1]

Poor ball from frim

 

[manwithnoname]

Lallana want the actual fuck are you doing

 

[Bradley]

We have created nothing this half. Shite. Hard to point blame at anyone, touches just haven't been coming off.

 

[Rosco]

Lallana want the actual fuck are you doing

He looks like he's in slow motion

 

[Oncy]

My head has stopped blagging me thankfully.

Now I'm just mad I didn't pull a Keniget

 

[Ryan]

Yep, I'm now certain we're not going to batter them.

 

[davud graham]

Gutless pathetic performance this, Swansea have been first to every ball the fucking chokers

 

[doctor_mac]

We have created nothing this half. Shite. Hard to point blame at anyone, touches just haven't been coming off.

I think we can point at pretty much everyone mate.

 

[Woland]

I'm going to fuck people up on Red Dead Redemption after this.

 

[SummerOnions]

Lallana with all the grace of a dying swan

 

[FoxForceFive]

Wtf was that Can?!

 

[Skullflower]

Danny Ings thinks Jimmy Carr is weird and a bit too dark.

 

[doctor_mac]

Can. What was that?

 

[hmmmmm1]

Ings with the back heel from hell and can with a poor shot. Looks like game over

 

[FoxForceFive]

He could have done anything with that, just not that.

 

[SummerOnions]

Can cannot

 

[manwithnoname]

How very, very Liverpool

Swansea deserve three points, but we have played very poorly

 

[mark1975]

Can is utter overrated muck.

 

[Markeh]

Good effort emre

 

[Bradley]

I think we can point at pretty much everyone mate.

I'm putting it down to solid defending which led to frustration and stupid shots from defenders.

 

[The Nomad]

Im going to do this now since its gash.

Karius 4
Robertson 5
Matip 4
Van Dijk 5
Gomez 3
Can 3
Gini 3
Chamberlain 3
Salah 4
Mane 4
Firmino 4

No fucker has had a good game.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Is VVD upfront now?