Swansea Vs Liverpool Match Thread

[SummerOnions]

Put him on a fucking plane to Turin. Gash

 

[Dreambeliever]

Yes

He's had poor games like tonight but still scored an assisted a lot of vital goals.

 

[Ryan]

Danny Ings. Like Milan Baros without the occasional goal. Might as well grab some lad from the crowd.

 

[Oncy]

We had one special player who breaks down dogged bullshit teams like this.
And we sold him.

And we aren't replacing him.
So this is us a lot for the rest of this season.

 

[Dreambeliever]

11 efforts 2 on target 🙁

 

[doctor_mac]

Matip has been our most attacking player. Which is bad news.

 

[Oncy]

He's had poor games like tonight but still scored an assisted a lot of vital goals.

He's been bang average.

 

[SummerOnions]

Ings is literally remembering your ex being fit when you haven't seen her for ages and your new bird can't nosh you for shit

 

[Athens]

Where am I going to get a cowboy supper at this time of night, in Athens?

 

[manwithnoname]

Well, at least I've learned what a Cowboy Supper is

Hasn't been a totally wasted evening

 

[Ryan]

Ings is your mate that comes to the pub in the tightest t-shirt you've ever seen and orders a blue WKD.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Unlucky Ings

 

[doctor_mac]

OOOh. Ings. Come on laddy.

 

[Rosco]

Tame effort by Ings

 

[Ryan]

Ings is your mate that comes to the pub in the tightest t-shirt you've ever seen and orders a blue WKD.

And drinks it with his little finger pointing out.

 

[Athens]

 

[manwithnoname]

Oh fuck this for a Cowboy Supper

 

[Rosco]

Ings is your mate that comes to the pub in the tightest t-shirt you've ever seen and orders a blue WKD.

Thats Fabio

 

[FoxForceFive]

Thats Fabio

Fuck. Beat me to it.

 

[The Nomad]

Can one of Van Dijk or Matip please go up front? 10 men behind the ball and we still try and thread the eye of a needle.

 

[Oncy]

I'm really fucked off, because I KNOW we are going to lose but my head is blagging the fuck out of me and is being all calm and cocky and shit and being like 'We will win this'

Like I am 100% sure we will win.
Even now.

But we won't.

Stupid fucking brain.

 

[manwithnoname]

Not so Bony coming on

 

[Bradley]

Enough of these crosses. Fuck'en pointless.

 

[keniget]

I turned it off about 10mins ago. I know that's bad but I can't deal with us struggling to produce nothing for half an hour any more. It's insanity provoking.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Sprint from the pitch the regulations say.

That wasn't even strolling. Book the cunt.

 

[Ryan]

Danny Ings favourite artist is Rag n' Bone man.

 

[Esoteric]

Ayew spent most of the match on his fuckin arse.

 

[Oncy]

I fucking HATE GOMEZ

 

[Rafiagra]

Fuck me. Why are all our defenders having potshots

 

[hmmmmm1]

Look up Gomez