Swansea Vs Liverpool Match Thread

[SummerOnions]

Reckon this means we sign anyone?

 

[manwithnoname]

I assumed it was a big giant plate of food, no?

Like Desperate Dan's Cow Pie?

Fuck this is rubbish

 

[FoxForceFive]

Sausage, Chips and Beans from the chippy.

'Two Cowboy suppers and a large chip'

I just envisaged a foot long potato chip.

Large chip indeed. What's wrong with plurals Ireland?!

 

[Ryan]

We've reached Emre Can hitting them on his left foot off-balance from 35 yards out stage.

Making me question my prediction quite frankly.

 

[Dreambeliever]

He's been pretty shit all season.

Who Mane?

 

[SummerOnions]

Also Karius in that kit looks like spiderman when Toby Maguire turned into an emo

 

[FoxForceFive]

You know its a shite game when there's more talk of food & names for food than about the match.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Matip turning into beckenbauer

 

[gkmacca]

Are ALL Germans taught to shoot over the bar? Hamman and now this lot.

 

[SummerOnions]

Like Desperate Dan's Cow Pie?

Fuck this is rubbish

Yeah that's exactly what's in my head ha

 

[manwithnoname]

I just envisaged a foot long potato chip.

Large chip indeed. What's wrong with plurals Ireland?!

Dates back to the famine, when it literally was just one chip

 

[Oncy]

Who Mane?

Yes

 

[Rafiagra]

Here we go

 

[Rosco]

Where's those cunts saying we'd smash them

@Ryan
@FoxForceFive

 

[Oncy]

God Im starting to hate Gomez

 

[hmmmmm1]

Ings time

 

[doctor_mac]

Danny Ings!

Winn-Ing now!

Fucked my Gini bet tho.

 

[refugee]

We've reached Emre Can hitting them on his left foot off-balance from 35 yards out stage.

Making me question my prediction quite frankly.

Matip is shooting now. Time to turn the tv off

 

[SummerOnions]

The twenty minutes I spent looking at a takeaway menu have been the most exciting minutes here

 

[The Nomad]

Ings for the win.. Its time for a new hero.

 

[Shadey]

Ings that make you go Mmmm

 

[manwithnoname]

Come on Tyrion, you sneaky little bastard

 

[Ryan]

Fuck me don't be bringing Danny Ings on.

 

[Khalido]

Matip and Gomez now trying shots. It's going to be one of those games isn't it.

 

[ctlovesred]

Wow. Everything they try is just that small percentage off to make us look terrible.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Are ALL Germans taught to shoot over the bar? Hamman and now this lot.

It's cos the only technique they're taught to shoot as children is from the penalty spot, therefore if the ball is further back it is inevitably carried too high.

 

[davud graham]

Another classic away performance from Wijnaldum. How he can go from brilliant against City to utter shite tonight is fucking weird.

 

[Oncy]

We are winning the passing.

 

[Bradley]

Ings scoring would be delicious.

 

[FoxForceFive]

@Ryan
@FoxForceFive

Proves how much I know about footy.

Fuck my optimism.