Stoke Semi Final Second Leg Match Thread

[manwithnoname]

Firmino has been slack and largely rubbish

 

[ILD]

Can seems to have stopped running entirely.

 

[Markeh]

Firmino has a habit of playing balls to where he thinks someone should be, even though there's nobody there

 

[Gary25]

Can really does think he's Zinedine Zidane doesn't he? He's a fucking yard dog

 

[Shadey]

The only thing that could miraculously make this clusterfuck of a night even more embarrassing would be for us to win it on pens and then have this bunch of bellends jump around celebrating like they're fucking heroes.

Please just score the winning penalty and walk off unceremoniously. And don't go anywhere near social media either.

Or klopps glasses

 

[Hansern]

Dont think I can stomach losing on penalties

 

[manwithnoname]

Klopp's very angry about something. Possibly everything

 

[Markeh]

I'm glad Klopp looks like he's going to explode with rage as soon as he gets them off the field

 

[FoxForceFive]

Klopp's very angry about something. Possibly everything

I wish I were.

I'm too morose about how shit we've been to actually get angry... Which is odd.

 

[hmmmmm1]

Firmino has a habit of playing balls to where he thinks someone should be, even though there's nobody there

In the old days, that used to be called the long ball game

 

[keniget]

The most frustrating thing about this side is that with an extra 5-10% of quality we'd be winning games like this easily.

 

[Oncy]

Ibe FUCKING WAKE UP YOU CUNT.

 

[Skullflower]

poor the jibe

 

[manwithnoname]

Yikes

 

[davud graham]

Ibe is crap
so dozy

 

[Ryan]

I'm past anger and onto laughter.

We're hilariously shite.

 

[cloggypop]

Van Ginkel looks the best player out there.

 

[Leo]

We're inviting them to cross the ball.
This can't end well.

 

[refugee]

Gerrard would easily get into this team. He may have lost the ability to move, but his first time passes alone would be enough to get him into our midfield.

 

[Skullflower]

I'm past anger and onto laughter.

We're hilariously shite.

hi. ive been here for about two years.

 

[manwithnoname]

Benteke has played well, but he's not actually playing like a striker

 

[ILD]

Could Ibe not have closed Peters down quicker there a while ago. He was allowed glide in.

 

[Markeh]

come on Ibe

 

[darkstarexodus]

Sounds like we've done well, based on reading the thread....

 

[doctor_mac]

I don't blame you Ibe.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Jesus. We don't want to win this, do we?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Should've done better there Ibe.

Can't blame him for taking the shot though, considering how his teammates have done in the final third.

 

[manwithnoname]

Ibe Don't BELIEEEEVE it!

 

[tomasjj]

Ibe has shown his inexperience the last minutes.

 

[Leo]

Lol.
What attacking play.