Shite things in football. (In just 3 words)

[Stulikesdrums]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=35999.msg949659#msg949659 date=1253786446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35999.msg949612#msg949612 date=1253783521]
Herr Onceared's Ankle
[/quote]

What has Oncy's Father's hermaphrodite sibling got to do with football?
[/quote]

Erm, what?

 

[Sunny]

Collymore's Bottom Lip

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Cup Final suits.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Xabi wearing white.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Its kind of like seeing you ex with another bloke, watching Xabi play for Real.
My stomach gets queasy. I fucking hate that he is in the same team as Ronaldo.

 

[Atlas]

Outstanding Financial state

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Stu link=topic=35999.msg949682#msg949682 date=1253787891]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=35999.msg949659#msg949659 date=1253786446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35999.msg949612#msg949612 date=1253783521]
Herr Onceared's Ankle
[/quote]

What has Oncy's Father's hermaphrodite sibling got to do with football?
[/quote]

Erm, what?
[/quote]

Sorry Stu I had what can only be described as a "Gene moment". The word Ankle fleetingly looked like the words Aunt and Uncle and then 3 tangents later I was at Hermaphrodite A(u)ncles. Very odd.

 

[DHSC]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=35999.msg949745#msg949745 date=1253790235]
[quote author=Stu link=topic=35999.msg949682#msg949682 date=1253787891]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=35999.msg949659#msg949659 date=1253786446]
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35999.msg949612#msg949612 date=1253783521]
Herr Onceared's Ankle
[/quote]

What has Oncy's Father's hermaphrodite sibling got to do with football?
[/quote]

Erm, what?
[/quote]

Sorry Stu I had what can only be described as a "Gene moment". The word Ankle fleetingly looked like the words Aunt and Uncle and then 3 tangents later I was at Hermaphrodite A(u)ncles. Very odd.
[/quote]

Very odd indeed.

 

[doctor_mac]

Five year plans

 

[doctor_mac]

England's Captain Fantastic

 

[Wilko7]

Andy and Richard.

 

[Oncy]

spade in ground.

 

[Pesam]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=35999.msg949766#msg949766 date=1253792027]
spade in ground.
[/quote]

They've been welcome in most grounds (bar Millwall) since the 70's.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=Pesam link=topic=35999.msg949768#msg949768 date=1253792164]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=35999.msg949766#msg949766 date=1253792027]
spade in ground.
[/quote]

They've been welcome in most grounds (bar Millwall) since the 70's.
[/quote]Very good.

 

[bkwitche2]

Two more minutes...

 

[dossena]

Ryan Ba Bel.

 

[jan]

[quote author=Stu link=topic=35999.msg949711#msg949711 date=1253788697]
Its kind of like seeing you ex with another bloke, watching Xabi play for Real.
My stomach gets queasy. I fucking hate that he is in the same team as Ronaldo.
[/quote]

I've seen him and Arbeloa celebrating Ronaldo's goal a few weeks ago, it was just wrong.

 

[doctor_mac]

Hamden Park Pies

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Xabi misses pen

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Xabi scores rebound

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Old big ears

 

[themn]

[quote author=Niall K link=topic=35999.msg949611#msg949611 date=1253783348]
Phil Browns tan
Phil Brown singing

[/quote]

His Leather Jacket.

 

[themn]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35999.msg949426#msg949426 date=1253748534]
Bad spatial awareness
John Terry's hair
Yossi Benayoun's legs
Simao's boob tube
Mascherano's shoting ability
Mascaherano's wantaway attitude
Torres' shaved legs

[/quote]

Ryan's spelling ability

 

[SummerOnions]

Paul "Ali-G" Ince.

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=themn link=topic=35999.msg949935#msg949935 date=1253810232]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=35999.msg949426#msg949426 date=1253748534]
Bad spatial awareness
John Terry's hair
Yossi Benayoun's legs
Simao's boob tube
Mascherano's shoting ability
Mascaherano's wantaway attitude
Torres' shaved legs

[/quote]

Ryan's spelling ability
[/quote]

Themn's race complex.

 

[dubluke]

The England Team
The English Press

 

[Brizzle]

Ryan's expert opinion

 

[Ryan]

[quote author=Bristow link=topic=35999.msg950197#msg950197 date=1253835861]
Ryan's expert opinion
[/quote]

makes bristow jealous.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Ryan babel photography

 

[Rosco]

Third place playoff