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Shite things in football. (In just 3 words)

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All Football cliches:

Typical Forwards tackle

A six pointer

Favourite left foot

It's early doors

A real battler

etc etc etc
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=35999.msg949514#msg949514 date=1253773439]
Spider Neil's Judgement
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ros' relentless stalking 😉
 
[quote author=The Slugmonster link=topic=35999.msg949521#msg949521 date=1253774915]
Nabil El Zhar
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that's abit harsh
 
[quote author=jexykrodic link=topic=35999.msg949536#msg949536 date=1253777263]
All Football cliches:

Typical Forwards tackle

A six pointer

Favourite Favoured left foot

It's early doors

A real battler

etc etc etc
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George Best Fivers.


Me and my mate Dougie were talking to a Northern Irish Manc in Spain the other week. "See when George Best died, they made some special five pound notes". To which Dougie piped up "I made a cake"
 
All seater stadiums

20 year wait

Want-away footballers

Women football commentators

Half time "entertainment"

Anodyne Matchday Programmes
 
music after goals


grrrrrr

dut, dut, dut-dut, dut dut duuuuuuh duuuuuuhh (you knowpigbag abd the like )
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35999.msg949612#msg949612 date=1253783521]
Herr Onceared's Ankle
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[quote author=Paddy link=topic=35999.msg949612#msg949612 date=1253783521]
Herr Onceared's Ankle
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What has Oncy's Father's hermaphrodite sibling got to do with football?
 
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