Players you'd wish never played for us

[jan]

Amazing, isn't it?

 

[jan]

This was a great moment too

Just look at the degenerate on the left

 

[Whirly]

Downing.

 

[Farkmaster]

This thread is basically a list of cv highlights for agents.

 

[Markeh]

This thread is basically a list of cv highlights for agents.

they are fucking impressive though - "I got an unknown Swiss guy £60,000 a week for 3 years even though he's made of breadsticks and chewing gum"

 

[jon545660]

The Doss was shit, which made it all the more special when he scored *that* 4th goal. Happy days.

 

[localny]

That finger is for the one assist he got that season

 

[redhorizon2]

I don't wish this about anyone.

They've all contributed, positively or negatively, to our club, and if we can remember them then they've provided something.

Salif Diao, explain the positives he had. It was reported he was purchased so Diouf would settle in Mersey side easier - that worked out. Also, Carroll too.

 

[Fabio]

Salif Diao, explain the positives he had. It was reported he was purchased so Diouf would settle in Mersey side easier - that worked out. Also, Carroll too.

He was mentioned in carras autobiography quote humorously

 

[Fabio]

Carroll, donkey gif

 

[keniget]

That picture of Downing makes me angry.

Am I the first in the thread to mention Jermaine Pennant?

 

[jan]

 

[jan]

I prefer the photos obviously

 

[mom]

Roy Hodgson

 

[redhorizon2]

I prefer the photos obviously

Who is he?

 

[DHSC]

Think its Voronin?

 

[Ryan]

Stig Inge Bjornebye.

Peter Crouch

Andy Carroll

Barry Venison

 

[My_Blood_Bleeds_Red]

We sure sign loads of utter shite we do.

 

[jexykrodic]

Harry Kewell.

Such a disappointment that I wish he'd never signed.

 

[Silver Sean]

Wasn't Ince captain? I know he was ex utd but really? Ask yourself. Was he 'Dossena Shit'?

It's not a thread about who was shit. It's a thread about players you wished had never played for us. Capische? By that criteria Ince is a good shout.

 

[Silver Sean]

Roy's boys...

to be fair I think Jovanovic was already agreed before Hodgson came... but he signed Poulsen so fuck him.

I honestly feel like Roy being in charge was a bad dream.

Incredible to think this cunt was ever our manager. Tarnished us and a six months we all wish we could wipe from our memories. Still makes me incredulous that we replaced Rafa with this utter, utter cunt.

 

[Silver Sean]

I've never seen a professional footballer hands on knees sucking in air like he did before.

After the first 5 minutes!

 

[Markeh]

After the first 5 minutes!

and every 5 minutes after!

Incredible to think this cunt was ever our manager. Tarnished us and a six months we all wish we could wipe from our memories. Still makes me incredulous that we replaced Rafa with this utter, utter cunt.

I really don't remember much about his time at Liverpool, must have been akin to some sort of abuse that my brain has locked away for the good of my mental health.

I'm just utterly amazed he became and continues to be England manager, the worst bit is that if England enjoy any success it'll probably owe a huge debt to Rodgers and Liverpool for putting together so many English lads and making them play well.

 

[FMSPWR]

Peter Crouch

harsh

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I don't know that I wished they had never played for LFC necessarily but they shouldn't have played for Liverpool based on ability.

 

[SummerOnions]

Who the fuck is that second guy?

 

[redhorizon2]

Judging by the chest an ironing board

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Who the fuck is that second guy?

The Plessisaurus

 

[KopRed]

Morientes, Ziege and Cisse. Each came with big reputation that brought your hopes up but ended up really meh.

 

[Red Astaire]

It's not a thread about who was shit. It's a thread about players you wished had never played for us. Capische? By that criteria Ince is a good shout.

Capische? Don't go all 'Goodfellas' on me please. Ince didn't work out but everyone at the time thought it was a good signing. Maybe you're getting confused with the concept of hindsight. You do seem quite senior so maybe confusion is a normal thing for you..... Capische?

In the spirit of keeping to the thread - Carroll has to be the winner. He was pure fugazi..