I haven't really been paying attention to this I always assumed that whippets were a drug of last resort, based on the sort of white trash that collected in the parking lots and tent cities of festivals. They'd do anything they could get their hands on, but a tank of nitrous was a cheap as fuck, and all of a sudden they were kingpins with balloons.
I figured wealth brought other drugs, but that doesn't seem to be the case with footballers. I mean, if you are wealthy, and are celebrating a massive professional failure, don't you want to hit a more cultured bottom. You've got a couple of very fuckable women with weird eyebrows, so you're halfway there. Looking at those involved and the whole posing with the evidence thing, its certainly not tactical in nature, its not mindful of the drugs short half life with respect to testing.
No, there's a filthy tent dweller there, he's not even aware he's at the festival.