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City are the most insipid top side around. Terrifyingly good at their best but my god they daydream through some games. I'm utterly sick of the Newcastle soap opera and just pray they go down.
 
I'm undecided who I want to survive. Fat Sam is a given. Then I'm conflicted because I couldn't give a shit about Norwich, hate Mike Ashley with a passion but have a soft spot for Rafs
 
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Relegation watch

Norwich remaining games:

Arsenal v Norwich
Norwich v Man Utd
Norwich v Watford
Everton v Norwich

Sunderland remaining games:

Sunderland v Arsenal
Stoke v Sunderland
Sunderland v Chelsea
Sunderland v Everton
Watford v Sunderland

Newcastle remaining games:

Liverpool v Newcastle
Newcastle v Crystal Palace
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Newcastle v Tottenham

Could get very tight in the end.
 
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4th spot too.

I mean if we won our last 6 games we'd have 69 points. 69 points will get 4th place.
 
Norwich havent got it easy either. The mid table teams like Stoke and Chelsea (hihi) have switched off already.

Chelsea have one important game left. Beat Spurs.
 
I'm undecided who I want to survive. Fat Sam is a given. Then I'm conflicted because I couldn't give a shit about Norwich, hate Mike Ashley with a passion but have a soft spot for Rafs

Well Rafa will go so that's no concern. Norwich are usually pushovers home and away, so they're welcome to stay. You just know that Rafa will get that ghastly bunch of wasters frustrating us at the weekend, which will be agony, and we seldom do well at their ground, and I'm sick to death of all their whining. So just GO!!!



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On the subject of players who DON'T try: Agbonlahor. What the heck is up with this guy? I've never figured him out. He's always looked about sixty, paunchy, miserable, permanent cob on. And that was when Villa were doing okay. This season: yikes. We had a thread a while back on players who don't seem to like football. This guy seems to regard football as ninety minutes of torture. An amazing waste of space.
 
He's too busy for footy these days

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I haven't really been paying attention to this I always assumed that whippets were a drug of last resort, based on the sort of white trash that collected in the parking lots and tent cities of festivals. They'd do anything they could get their hands on, but a tank of nitrous was a cheap as fuck, and all of a sudden they were kingpins with balloons.

I figured wealth brought other drugs, but that doesn't seem to be the case with footballers. I mean, if you are wealthy, and are celebrating a massive professional failure, don't you want to hit a more cultured bottom. You've got a couple of very fuckable women with weird eyebrows, so you're halfway there. Looking at those involved and the whole posing with the evidence thing, its certainly not tactical in nature, its not mindful of the drugs short half life with respect to testing.

No, there's a filthy tent dweller there, he's not even aware he's at the festival.
 
On the subject of players who DON'T try: Agbonlahor. What the heck is up with this guy? I've never figured him out. He's always looked about sixty, paunchy, miserable, permanent cob on. And that was when Villa were doing okay. This season: yikes. We had a thread a while back on players who don't seem to like football. This guy seems to regard football as ninety minutes of torture. An amazing waste of space.

He's also the most embarrassingly thick interviewee I've ever seen, even by footballers' standards. Half the time he'd probably have a problem recalling his own name.
 
Relegation watch

Norwich remaining games:

Arsenal v Norwich
Norwich v Man Utd
Norwich v Watford
Everton v Norwich

Sunderland remaining games:

Sunderland v Arsenal
Stoke v Sunderland
Sunderland v Chelsea
Sunderland v Everton

Newcastle remaining games:

Liverpool v Newcastle
Newcastle v Crystal Palace
Aston Villa v Newcastle
Newcastle v Tottenham

Could get very tight in the end.

Everton must be fucking knackered, playing both Norwich and Sunderland on the last day of the season.
 
2-1 in the 92nd minute. I dont mind them winning the FA cup as long as it keeps LvG in charge
 
Sunderland have been very good vs Arsenal and deserve to win.

Arsenal their usual, all tippy tappy bollocks and fuck all end product.
 
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