Other forum meltdown watch

[manwithnoname]

Statistically, the average life expectancy drops by 10 years once you register on here.

We're the Fan Forum equivalent of the Bataan Death March; there appears to be a destination and a point to it all, but the path is littered with mindless atrocity, human suffering and many, many deaths.*

*Another one for Marketing Doc v.1.0, sub-section "New User Recruitment/ Strategic Planning"

 

[Insignificance]

Fucked if I know how to post a screen shot, but check out who liked this post in the last few minutes :

http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/inde...r-fucking-billions.130701/page-4#post-1773285

Well. As the fantastic Tom McRae Song says:

"
Oh you will never know I was here
Tell me now is there difference
Between a shark and the ghost of a shark
Cause all I have are secrets and memories of the "

 

[Woland]

Definitely. Dreamy is haunting this place now. Posting his ghostly likes from beyond the grave.

 

[Fabio]

Fucked if I know how to post a screen shot, but check out who liked this post in the last few minutes :

http://www.sixcrazyminutes.com/inde...r-fucking-billions.130701/page-4#post-1773285

Clearly hacked a corpses account

Bad form whoever did thay

 

[LeTallecWiz]

On a positive note, Nikeser is alive and kicking.

PROVE IT.

 

[Brizzle]

PROVE IT.

He has 6400 twitter followers for sports betting. Will share his handle over DM for a significant fee.... 😉

 

[LeTallecWiz]

He has 6400 twitter followers for sports betting. Will share his handle over DM for a significant fee.... 😉

6.4k followers?

SCM's greatest export!

 

[Woland]

 

[iseered]

hahahaha

 

[StevieM]

Where is Dreamy anyway?
Dead?

Fuck - probably should have unlocked that closet when I moved a couple of months ago.

I wonder how the new tenants are taking to him.

 

[Woland]

David Silva out for three weeks. Hmmm

 

[Hansern]

The Blueshite are getting a draw there this weekend. 0-0 incoming.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

The Blueshite are getting a draw there this weekend. 0-0 incoming.

MOTHER FUCKER - stop jinxing it.

 

[juniormember]

Carra’s ‘look at Jürgen Klopp!’ sounds so much like Jerry Lawler from the WWF days. Adds to the effect.

 

[ibromurph]

David Silva out for three weeks. Hmmm

He will be back for our game. As will KDB. City have a habit of overplaying injuries.

 

[doctor_mac]

He will be back for our game. As will KDB. City have a habit of overplaying injuries.

Or they're just consistently surprised at how well the secret cocktail of meds works.

 

[Hansern]

MOTHER FUCKER - stop jinxing it.

I'm talking about Cardiff. Who are you talking about?

 

[Brizzle]

Saw a tweet about this weekend that I CBA to find but it was essentially that this weekend:

• Liverpool fans want Everton to win
• City fans want United to win
• Everton fans want City to win

 

[Hansern]

Saw a tweet about this weekend that I CBA to find but it was essentially that this weekend:

• Liverpool fans want Everton to win
• City fans want United to win
• Everton fans want City to win

I still remember the atmosphere at Goodison when City beat them there in 2014, putting a massive dent in, and ending somewhat our title challenge.
Awful.

 

[Brizzle]

The time on the clocks were perfect from one to the other. Mental.

 

[Athens]

Definitely. Dreamy is haunting this place now. Posting his ghostly likes from beyond the grave.

Like some sort of postergeist?

 

[manwithnoname]

Like some sort of postergeist?

Imagine trying to communicate with Dreamy via a Ouija board. It was fucking hard enough when he had access to a keyboard.

Trying to second-guess that fuckwit would have you hoping to be possessed by Azazel and devoured by flies from the inside, rather than spend any more fucking time working out what the dopey cunt was trying to say via the spirit world.

 

[Insignificance]

There was a story in the papers over here about all Norwegians going to UK for football over the festive season. They mentioned that already this coming weekend there was a record number going to Manchester airport.... before they mentioned that Man City was playing Everton. Sure thats why the flights are full!!!

 

[Athens]

Imagine trying to communicate with Dreamy via a Ouija board. It was fucking hard enough when he had access to a keyboard.

Trying to second-guess that fuckwit would have you hoping to be possessed by Azazel and devoured by flies from the inside, rather than spend any more fucking time working out what the dopey cunt was trying to say via the spirit world.

Is it still considered rude to speak ill of the dead if they can still, sort of, communicate with you?

 

[Holle]

Like some sort of postergeist?

Or something else which isn't made from 100% atoms?

 

[doctor_mac]

Is it still considered rude to speak ill of the dead if they can still, sort of, communicate with you?

Attack the post not the postergeist! Forum rules.

 

[gene hughes]

I assume a postergeist mischievously misplaces words and punctuation where they don’t belong? And when you wake up every morning, no matter what happened the day before, you find the same weird shit?

 

[Insignificance]

Redcafe have their verdict on Allison and feels he get too much limelight Ahead of De Gea.

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an, r/soccer is going insane over this save.​

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It's quite a shame that De Gea's brilliance has coincided with the decline of our club. If Liverpool ever win a trophy this season, Alisson is going to become the best goalkeeper since sliced bread.​

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[bcolor=transparent] This sunday is going to be unbearable. "[/bcolor]​

[bcolor=transparent]"I mean, the momentum was building these past weeks in favor of Alisson, and Liverpool's season was on the line in the last minute and he saved a 1 on 1, it was kind of the tipping point of all that build up. You can understand the internet circlejerk over it. Technically, was it an amazing save? Not really."[/bcolor]​

[bcolor=transparent]"It was genuinely one of the most straightforward pieces of goalkeeping you're ever going to see.[/bcolor]
[bcolor=transparent]The guy's an obvious improvement on Karius and Mignolet, but feck me, that save does not prove it."[/bcolor]​

[bcolor=transparent]"Great save my arse. The peperami footed Napoli player kicked the ball straight into his bollocks. It's harder to dodge that ball than to get hit by it."[/bcolor]​

[bcolor=transparent]"Overrated save, just a very very poor shot from Milik"[/bcolor]​

 

[Fabio]

To be fair, whilst it was a crucial save, he did what any keeper should do and make himself big

Are we so starved of genuine gk ability that it's a worldwide save?

 

[Frogfish]

To be fair, whilst it was a crucial save, he did what any keeper should do and make himself big

Are we so starved of genuine gk ability that it's a worldwide save?

Well he is a big bloke.