Other forum meltdown watch

[Halmeister]

What?! Are you fucking insane?! Spurs are spurs. Fuck them, also rans


We want city to lose points where ever possible.

I'd rather both teams lost 2 points than one of them gain 3. Spurs are still a dangerous side.

 

[rurikbird]

I want Spurs to win, definitely. They will lose points along the way, City may not.

 

[gkmacca]

As usual, I hope for a fight.

 

[doctor_mac]

A few juddering challenges resulting in horrifically snapped limbs please.

 

[Halmeister]

Harry Kane to finally trip over his tongue and break his neck?

 

[StevieM]

Yep - it’s about time Aguero’s hamstring snapped.

Happily see a injury to City’s keeper too.

All that plus Kane to do himself a mischief.

 

[Brizzle]

Ill give you progress on the pitch

Pitch looks fucked

 

[Judge Jules]

Sounds like Oncy's had his todger out again then.

 

[Buddha]

Sounds like Oncy's had his todger out again then.

There's no way he could cover the whole pitch.

 

[Insignificance]

There's no way he could cover the whole pitch.

That cock is massive mate

 

[Fabio]

THERES A BREEEEEACH

 

[darkstarexodus]

That cock is massive mate

Oncy's cock is like Milner - covers the entire pitch and never runs out of steam

 

[Athens]

Oncy's cock is like Milner - covers the entire pitch and never runs out of steam

Just like Milner, the real worry is how many more seasons can we get out of him.

 

[Portly]

Unlike you chaps I haven't experienced the pleasure of Oncy's cock. But I would hope that it is better-looking than Milner.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Unlike you chaps I haven't experienced the pleasure of Oncy's cock. But I would hope that it is better-looking than Milner.

Not only better looking but equally immense under pressure.

 

[gkmacca]

Handball!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Judge Jules]

Unlike you chaps I haven't experienced the pleasure of Oncy's cock. But I would hope that it is better-looking than Milner.

I wish to clarify, for the record, that I have not at any time or in any way, shape, form or fashion "experienced the pleasure of Oncy's cock".

 

[Mamma Mia]

Talk about a "come and get me" plea!

 

[gkmacca]

I wish to clarify, for the record, that I have not at any time or in any way, shape, form or fashion "experienced the pleasure of Oncy's cock".

What about the displeasure of Oncy's cock?

 

[darkstarexodus]

I wish to clarify, for the record, that I have not at any time or in any way, shape, form or fashion "experienced the pleasure of Oncy's cock".

I think when you encountered Oncys cock it was Oncy who experienced the pleasure.

 

[Judge Jules]

Careful pal. They have lawyers in Canada too, don't they?

 

[darkstarexodus]

Careful pal. They have lawyers in Canada too, don't they?

Nah. They dont like riding dogsleds.

 

[Red Astaire]

I can attest to the fact that Oncy's cock is yummy and impressive. I've noshed on it many a night (only in 5% of my dreams though sadly) 🙁

 

[C/O]

There's a very weird dynamic on this forum.

 

[SummerOnions]

There's a very weird dynamic on this forum.

Which is why we're all still here

 

[Bradley]

There's a very weird dynamic on this forum.

Anymore of that disrespect and we'll have Barba suck you sideways.

 

[Red Astaire]

Anymore of that disrespect and we'll have Barba suck you sideways.

I'm ready @C/O pucker up buttercup!

 

[manwithnoname]

There's a very weird dynamic on this forum.

That's largely due to some of the overly weird people on it, like Barba Wrongun

 

[Oncy]

I go for one day.....

 

[Red Astaire]

That's largely due to some of the overly weird people on it, like Barba Wrongun

I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks gorgeous.