I'm running on empty lads (jet lag innit) but this made me smile while running down the clock. There is a great thread on RedCafe (
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/mo-salah.426605/) all about our Egyptian magician. For those that can't be arsed reading
86 pages of the beaut - I'll break it down a little.
Page 1 -
Manc twat - "He's shite and a Chelsea reject - If we wanted him he would come to us"
Manc Douche with some nous "No he's not - But he could never play for us - A one trick pony. He reminds me of a shit Walcott'
Page 5
Manc twat - "Id prefer Lindgard over him any day"
Manc Douche with some nous "errr he's scored 15 goals and got 9 assists!"
Manc Twat - "He reminds me of Wellbeck"
Page (whatever)
Some Manc dickhead "He'll get found out soon enough"
Some tourist LFC fan - "By who? Man City? Spurs? He's already bossed both of them"
Manc Douche with some nous "Yeah but it's a purple patch - He's no Suarez"
Manc Twat "What he's not a racist?"
Some tourist LFC Fan "Are you still going on about that?!"
Page (whatever)
Manc Douche with nous - "Fuck me the dippers have grabbed a gem - What the fuck is up with our scouting?"
Manc Twat - "Seriously who would you rather have Sanchez or Salah"?
Most of Redcafe "You really are a Manc twat - Shut up and sleep it off"
Manc Twat - "Sleep? I've just watched Utd play their of first game - I'm all set for a snooze,
Manc Twat with nous "I think he's going to win the Ballon D'or - The guy is class and I hate saying that"
Manc Twat - "36million though???? Are you sure? - I'd rather have Ozil"
Most of RedCafe - "Go back to Devon you daft cunt"
I might have tweaked a few of the actual details in the dialogue but that is the jist.