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Getting Trolled on Twitter by LFC fans after his performance on Radio 5 Live
I love 606 when he comes on. It’s like he’s about to have his second brain aneurism.
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I know that we have number of fans of other clubs on here and by and large they add something.
However; Recently I've noticed material on here reported on other forums, this has been mainly instigated by Liverpool fans to ridicule us (ironic I know given the very existence of RAWK).
In addition, I've seen threads derailed by them winding us up (me included).
Do these WUM's really add anything on here?
Somewhere in oldham, a window licking trog with webbed feet and a hair lip wakes up to the sound of a penny dropping inside her husband's gigantic bulbous head.
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Sound doesn't travel through a vacuum
I dunno, our vacuum is noisy as fuck.
In space, no one can hear Dantes scream!!!
Well erm....
Well erm....
Anyone good with Photoshop and googling images of cocks?
You don't need to add anything, there's two cocks in that image, plain as day.
I don't think it's that bad. I much preferred them when they were PJ and Duncan.
Fun times at Chelsea!
Lampard, who likes his data and stats, has finally reacted to having Kepa's egregious goalkeeping stats plastered all over the media and social media, as well as his office walls, and dropped him for the equally dreadful Caballero, who promptly fucked up in the 2-2 draw with Leicester.
Unperturbed, Lampard wants shut, and apparently Nick Pope (really?!) is in his sights, however his own club are all a bit embarrassed, what with Maria Granovskaia being the one who agreed to pay a world record fee for the dopey cunt, and also a SEVEN year contract at £170,000 a week, making him the highest paid and arguably worst goalkeeper in the world.
And we thought we had problems with Karius!? This one is going to get juicy, because Kepa now knows Lampard thinks he's shit, but can't sell him.
Tee hee.
Lampard, who likes his data and stats, has finally reacted to having Kepa's egregious goalkeeping stats plastered all over the media and social media, as well as his office walls, and dropped him for the equally dreadful Caballero, who promptly fucked up in the 2-2 draw with Leicester.
Unperturbed, Lampard wants shut, and apparently Nick Pope (really?!) is in his sights, however his own club are all a bit embarrassed, what with Maria Granovskaia being the one who agreed to pay a world record fee for the dopey cunt, and also a SEVEN year contract at £170,000 a week, making him the highest paid and arguably worst goalkeeper in the world.
And we thought we had problems with Karius!? This one is going to get juicy, because Kepa now knows Lampard thinks he's shit, but can't sell him.
Tee hee.
I bet Kepa knows he's shit, it's not that hard to figure out.
When we had Karius in goal I looked at Nick Pope with envious eyes. I haven't watched him at all, obviously, since we got the best goalie in the world but I am not too surprised to see his name mentioned. I can't be bothered going to look how the bloke has been doing over the last couple of seasons so I reserve the right to adopt an appropriate level of surprise should he be shite.
I'd hate to be in charge of recruitment for goalkeepers
I know we all like to laugh at obviously stupid transfers, and then use YouTube highlights and stats created by some sperg called "WorldFootball XG Analysis" on an XL spreadsheet in his bedroom, to back up our worthless opinions, but actual football experts and proper analysis still doesn't really help.
It's a fucking lottery. We spent £4m on fucking Klarius and £67m on Alisson, so yeah, obvious correlation between fee and quality. Er, no. Anyone remember David James? Wasn't he a record transfer fee at the time?
Pickford cost £50m, Newcastle's Dubravka was £4.5m. Chelsea spent a paltry £13m on Cech and Courtois, before spunking £70m on Kepa.
There's almost no rhyme or reason behind it, even by the loopy standards of football. About the only thing you can be certain of when you sign a new keeper in this league is that he "looks small for a keeper" then you are almost certainly fucked, because that cunt isn't catching a cross EVER (cf Kepa and T-Pixford).
I know we all like to laugh at obviously stupid transfers, and then use YouTube highlights and stats created by some sperg called "WorldFootball XG Analysis" on an XL spreadsheet in his bedroom, to back up our worthless opinions, but actual football experts and proper analysis still doesn't really help.
It's a fucking lottery. We spent £4m on fucking Klarius and £67m on Alisson, so yeah, obvious correlation between fee and quality. Er, no. Anyone remember David James? Wasn't he a record transfer fee at the time?
Pickford cost £50m, Newcastle's Dubravka was £4.5m. Chelsea spent a paltry £13m on Cech and Courtois, before spunking £70m on Kepa.
There's almost no rhyme or reason behind it, even by the loopy standards of football. About the only thing you can be certain of when you sign a new keeper in this league is that he "looks small for a keeper" then you are almost certainly fucked, because that cunt isn't catching a cross EVER (cf Kepa and T-Pixford).
Funny how giants like Cech, Courtois (and maybe even De Gea) were/are considered a bit "old-fashioned" because they couldn't do keepy-uppys and pass the ball 30 yards, and it was all about "modern" goalkeepers who were maybe a bit smaller, but more agile and could play as the "11th man", but Christ, you still need to be able to catch the fucking thing
Between the two of them, they make about half of a good keeper. Useless planks the both of them.
Meanwhile, Karius continues to struggle.
https://www.fourfourtwo.com/news/lo...t-because-he-enjoys-nightlife-too-much-report
"Karius' Liverpool contract runs until 2021 but it is not clear whether Klopp would be happy to have him as the Reds' second-choice goalkeeper next term."
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher.
Yeah, it's a real head-scratcher.
Was Kepa any good in Spain? He's been fucking awful for Chelsea.
He was/ is obviously highly-rated enough to be Spain's number one and be sold for 70m, and he wasn't totally awful in his first season at Chelsea, but the issues with his total lack of presence in the area, inability to come for crosses and odd positioning have always been there, but seem to have got even worse this season.
Some of the goals he has conceded at Chelsea seem to be quite near him, or just go straight through him. Weird.
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