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We should really fuck their bus up this weekend. Lob paper plates, balloons, water bombs, cups of really sticky orange squash - all sorts at them. And plenty of flares too. And bang on the glass. They'll be absolutely shitting themselves. Marvellous.
Their fans will go into an absolute rage:
'did you see the size of that fucking water bomb?!?!'
'can't believe some of that sticky squash got on the tyres, they could have crashed an all died'
'that paper plate nearly went through the window and could have severed de bruynes neck, lock them all up'
 
We should really fuck their bus up this weekend. Lob paper plates, balloons, water bombs, cups of really sticky orange squash - all sorts at them. And plenty of flares too. And bang on the glass. They'll be absolutely shitting themselves. Marvellous.
Their fans will go into an absolute rage:
'did you see the size of that fucking water bomb?!?!'
'can't believe some of that sticky squash got on the tyres, they could have crashed an all died'
'that paper plate nearly went through the window and could have severed de bruynes neck, lock them all up'

No we fucking shouldn’t.
 
Funny but yeah, we shouldn't.

Ideally none of their players do anything stupid and kick Mane/Salah in the box either, otherwise we'll never hear the end of it.

I want a nice, clean, orderly 5-0 battering with no excuses from Pep. Hopefully Mane scores a hattrick too and jogs past Pep on his way to celebrating with Jurgen.
 
Funny but yeah, we shouldn't.

Ideally none of their players do anything stupid and kick Mane/Salah in the box either, otherwise we'll never hear the end of it.

I want a nice, clean, orderly 5-0 battering with no excuses from Pep. Hopefully Mane scores a hattrick too and jogs past Pep on his way to celebrating with Jurgen.

The old Suarez derby dive would be nice
 
Funny but yeah, we shouldn't.

Ideally none of their players do anything stupid and kick Mane/Salah in the box either, otherwise we'll never hear the end of it.

I want a nice, clean, orderly 5-0 battering with no excuses from Pep. Hopefully Mane scores a hattrick too and jogs past Pep on his way to celebrating with Jurgen.
He can do a Suarez dive in front of him too !
 
I title this work 'problems at home':

Fuck that, I don’t want to see Bugs Bunny and his team of diving, cheating twats aided by VAR winning the Premier anytime soon. The dive v Leicester for the penalty, the disallowed goal by VAR for Chelsea when they brought the play back 12 seconds and two phases of play to find an offside and a dubious free kick that lead to a Dipper goal. Then Sheff United rag keeper letting the ball slip through his hands, shit defending by the rags and Spuds completely bottling the last 20 minutes have all contributed to a false position.

I’d take a draw now but the last thing I want to see is these plastic ****s winning anything of note. Our trophies last season seemed to count for fuck all when they won a knock out comp despite losing 4 games from 13, if they won the league we’d hear about it for at least a year, Champions this, Champions, that, etc.

Horrible fuckers the lot of them.
 
"plastic" us?! No sense of fucking hypocrisy whatsoever have they?

Fuck me.

They're catastrophically stupid. I've mentioned it before, it actually depresses me how stupid they are. I can't believe people like this exist.

It was only a week or two ago their whole stadium was singing "Raheem Sterling has won more than you" about Aston Villa.

City fans and the state of the political landscape in this country and the US really have me yearning for the Apocalypse.

Not before we win the league, of course.
 
Steady on Halmeister. How about just avoid City fans - as opposed to desiring a global extinction of humanity?

I do. I only see their opinions posted on here.

However, I have to live with the current shite that's going on in the UK, and face the probable prospect of another Tory government. Blow this place up.
 
I’m stuck on a train due to shitty rain. I’ve been fully occupied reading the fume post match thread. Basically most think they’re getting fucked on Sunday.
 
I’m stuck on a train due to shitty rain. I’ve been fully occupied reading the fume post match thread. Basically most think they’re getting fucked on Sunday.

Sadly they will not. We are not there were we can fuck them now. We need better form for that. But hopefully we beat them.. I will be happy schnappy with any 3 points.
 
It was only a week or two ago their whole stadium was singing "Raheem Sterling has won more than you" about Aston Villa.

To be fair, if you look at the medal collections of both Raheem AND Sterling, it is probably comparable to Villa's.
 
I’m stuck on a train due to shitty rain. I’ve been fully occupied reading the fume post match thread. Basically most think they’re getting fucked on Sunday.

Their pre match thread has a poll:

Prediction - Liverpool (A)

Win

144 vote(s)
47.1%

Lose

100 vote(s)
32.7%

Draw

62 vote(s)
20.3%
 
They must’ve had a post match meltdown last night.

What did they predict for other games this season?
 
Poor Mors, he has to bring back his water balloons now. What will he do with the sticky orange squash? Drink it all?

Found it funny that you replied to him as if anyone would entertain throwing orange squash and party supplies at their bus.

It was the flares and banging in the glass. Tbh I just don’t condone that sort of behaviour anyway. It’s fucking scum and something we shouldn’t even joke about,
 
That poor bus
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