Read some Blue Moon posts - you'd think they were playing away in Aleppo this weekend the way they are carrying on about it.
God no. The Blue Nose Haka from 09 was bad enough.That's good – let's hope this trickles down to some of the City players as well. Maybe our players should perform a haka dance before the kick-off to maximize the effect.
We should really fuck their bus up this weekend. Lob paper plates, balloons, water bombs, cups of really sticky orange squash - all sorts at them. And plenty of flares too. And bang on the glass. They'll be absolutely shitting themselves. Marvellous.
Their fans will go into an absolute rage:
'did you see the size of that fucking water bomb?!?!'
'can't believe some of that sticky squash got on the tyres, they could have crashed an all died'
'that paper plate nearly went through the window and could have severed de bruynes neck, lock them all up'
Funny but yeah, we shouldn't.
Ideally none of their players do anything stupid and kick Mane/Salah in the box either, otherwise we'll never hear the end of it.
I want a nice, clean, orderly 5-0 battering with no excuses from Pep. Hopefully Mane scores a hattrick too and jogs past Pep on his way to celebrating with Jurgen.
He can do a Suarez dive in front of him too !Funny but yeah, we shouldn't.
Ideally none of their players do anything stupid and kick Mane/Salah in the box either, otherwise we'll never hear the end of it.
I want a nice, clean, orderly 5-0 battering with no excuses from Pep. Hopefully Mane scores a hattrick too and jogs past Pep on his way to celebrating with Jurgen.
Oh FFS Dreamy !!!The old Suarez derby dive would be nice
Fuck that, I don’t want to see Bugs Bunny and his team of diving, cheating twats aided by VAR winning the Premier anytime soon. The dive v Leicester for the penalty, the disallowed goal by VAR for Chelsea when they brought the play back 12 seconds and two phases of play to find an offside and a dubious free kick that lead to a Dipper goal. Then Sheff United rag keeper letting the ball slip through his hands, shit defending by the rags and Spuds completely bottling the last 20 minutes have all contributed to a false position.
I’d take a draw now but the last thing I want to see is these plastic ****s winning anything of note. Our trophies last season seemed to count for fuck all when they won a knock out comp despite losing 4 games from 13, if they won the league we’d hear about it for at least a year, Champions this, Champions, that, etc.
Horrible fuckers the lot of them.
No we fucking shouldn’t.
"plastic" us?! No sense of fucking hypocrisy whatsoever have they?
Fuck me.
Steady on Halmeister. How about just avoid City fans - as opposed to desiring a global extinction of humanity?
I’m stuck on a train due to shitty rain. I’ve been fully occupied reading the fume post match thread. Basically most think they’re getting fucked on Sunday.
It was only a week or two ago their whole stadium was singing "Raheem Sterling has won more than you" about Aston Villa.
I’m stuck on a train due to shitty rain. I’ve been fully occupied reading the fume post match thread. Basically most think they’re getting fucked on Sunday.
They must’ve had a post match meltdown last night.
What did they predict for other games this season?
"plastic" us?! No sense of fucking hypocrisy whatsoever have they?
Fuck me.
Poor Mors, he has to bring back his water balloons now. What will he do with the sticky orange squash? Drink it all?
Found it funny that you replied to him as if anyone would entertain throwing orange squash and party supplies at their bus.
It's well lol. The best bit is how it still does their heads in eighteen months later.
Also, it worked