Fucks sake. I was at a kids B'day party without Bex (had to split duties today, three kids into four parties in four different places all between 12-5 didn't work logistically)& I watched the first ten mins on my phone, then realised I had to stop & pay attention so one of the kids didn't run off, or be sick on someone, or something, & said to my mate "They're fucking ruining these here, this'll be 5-0 this", to which he replied "Should stick a couple of quid on that".
I open up Skybet on my phone, then one of the kids decides to run straight into another child headfirst & start crying, so of course, I forget all about it & don't place the bet. Yet more money they've cost me!