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Hansern

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According to the stats from tuesdays game.

Fernando Torres ran 5.1 km

Edwin van der Sar ran 5.2 km

Jeezzeess H Christ...
 
Van der Sar played in Goal, surely playing 45 minutes you would run more in that 45 minutes than a keep in 2/3 games
 
[quote author=Krump link=topic=44956.msg1315563#msg1315563 date=1302789793]
He played one half
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Exactly you're being too harsh on El Cunto - scum of the earth.
 
5.1 km in one half is not too bad, is it?
5.2 for a GK seems to be a lot. Where was he running to?
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44956.msg1315561#msg1315561 date=1302789630]
According to the stats from tuesdays game.

Fernando Torres walked 5.1 km like a cunt

Edwin van der Sar ran 5.2 km like a cunt

Jeezzeess H Christ...
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So what if he played one half. The fucking goalkeeper ran more than him. The goalkeeper.
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44956.msg1315577#msg1315577 date=1302790660]
So what if he played one half. The fucking goalkeeper ran more than him. The goalkeeper.
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People used to laud Beckhams work rate when he ran ten or eleven k in an entire game.
 
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=44956.msg1315572#msg1315572 date=1302790545]

5.2 for a GK seems to be a lot. Where was he running to?
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Maybe he was doing shuttle-runs from post-to-post - apparently 1,600 of them!
 
Some of the games he was playing for us last season he'd be lucky if he managed 5k in 90 minutes. He's definitely upped his work-rate for them.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=44956.msg1315583#msg1315583 date=1302791324]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44956.msg1315577#msg1315577 date=1302790660]
So what if he played one half. The fucking goalkeeper ran more than him. The goalkeeper.
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People used to laud Beckhams work rate when he ran ten or eleven k in an entire game.




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Thats not what we're talking about though is it. Even if 5.1 km is decent, Van der Sar ran more than him, which is very very funny. Don't make this harder than what it has to be.
 
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44956.msg1315588#msg1315588 date=1302791722]
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=44956.msg1315583#msg1315583 date=1302791324]
[quote author=Hansern link=topic=44956.msg1315577#msg1315577 date=1302790660]
So what if he played one half. The fucking goalkeeper ran more than him. The goalkeeper.
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People used to laud Beckhams work rate when he ran ten or eleven k in an entire game.




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Thats not what we're talking about though is it. Even if 5.1 km is decent, Van der Sar ran more than him, which is very very funny. Don't make this harder than what it has to be.
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How much did Cech run in that game?
Can you post a link to the full stats of that game?
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=44956.msg1315678#msg1315678 date=1302800715]
How in the fuck could a goalie run 5.2km in a game ?
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I don't believe it to be honest. And the fact that Torres ran 5.1k isn't bad for one half .................................................................for a cunt!
 
[quote author=The Slugmonster link=topic=44956.msg1315699#msg1315699 date=1302802836]
[quote author=themn link=topic=44956.msg1315678#msg1315678 date=1302800715]
How in the fuck could a goalie run 5.2km in a game ?
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I don't believe it to be honest. And the fact that Torres ran 5.1k isn't bad for one half .................................................................for a cunt!
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The Torres cunt factor notwithstanding, this smells of BULLSHIT.
 
There was a stat like this in a Barca game when Ibrahimovic was there, but he played for 90 mins and ran the same distance as the opposition goalkeeper.

Hence why I think Torres running what is a seemingly average amount for 45 mins isn't all that interesting
 
So VDS moved 5 Metres (3 body lengths for Wiz and Portly) every minute of the game?
 
Perhaps VDS has some form of OCD and needs to touch each post 5 times a minute
 
Theres no way Van Der Saar covered that distance. Time Howard is about the only keeper on the planet that could move that much in 90 minutes 8)
 
As I mentioned earlier, it's equivalent to VDS running from one post to the other 1,600 times in 45 minutes! It's obviously not a mistake or a pisstake - maybe they got the decimal point wrong because 0.5k sounds about right for a goalie.
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=44956.msg1315931#msg1315931 date=1302858508]
As I mentioned earlier, it's equivalent to VDS running from one post to the other 1,600 times in 45 minutes! It's obviously not a mistake or a pisstake - maybe they got the decimal point wrong because 0.5k sounds about right for a goalie.
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I know....i needed to set up that Tim Howard bit somehow though 😉
 
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