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Safe to travel? Conditions? Fucking hell its snow.
Bizarre that everythings stops over there when this happens.
 
Safe to travel? Conditions? Fucking hell its snow.
Bizarre that everythings stops over there when this happens.

We have it very rarely though mate. You lot are used to it and thus invest heavily in infrastructure to support it. I mean most people there will have cars and/or winter tyres to help you get around over here people generally don't.
 
We have it very rarely though mate. You lot are used to it and thus invest heavily in infrastructure to support it. I mean most people there will have cars and/or winter tyres to help you get around over here people generally don't.
Fucking Scando wimp can't handle a bit of snow.
 
He's there now Steve, clearing the pitch - he's that good a fan

Plazzie fan unless he clears a path to Norwich as well.

Bet you Skandos could teach him a thing or two about snow clearing.... In a jesters hat as well!
 
I'll be well happy if it gets called off. Can't be arsed going out in this. I've got a harvest of magic mushrooms, a load of logs for the fire, three seasons of The Wire. Fuck Norwich.
 
I'll be well happy if it gets called off. Can't be arsed going out in this. I've got a harvest of magic mushrooms, a load of logs for the fire, three seasons of The Wire. Fuck Norwich.

I can't be arsed either. It's my birthday tomorrow though and I was supposed to be having a get together. Fuck you snow!
 
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I'll be well happy if it gets called off. Can't be arsed going out in this. I've got a harvest of magic mushrooms, a load of logs for the fire, three seasons of The Wire. I've got playstation, vimto, and a cold. Fuck Norwich.

My life isn't as good
 
I just spent all 90 minutes of a meeting watching the snow get heavier thinking "Sean was right, Sean was right, Sean was right"
 
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Brrrrr! Eh, son? Bladdy Brrrr!

Yeah, dear old Dad! Brrrrr!

Nice and warm in 'ere, though, eh, son? Warm as toast!

Yeah, dear old Dad. Toast! Lovely!

But we wouldn't 'ave so much trouble wiv the snow if every citizen did the right thing and cleared just a bit of the stuff outside their door. That's what we used to do in the old days. Brush brush brush, bish bash bosh! What's left soon melted. Job done. But we don't do that any more. Does my 'ead in!

Nah. Why don't we do that any more?

Foreigners.

Ah! Foreigners!

Bladdy foreigners. 'Alf of 'em don't even know what snow is! And the other 'alf fink it's funny! So yer Swiss, he just gets his bladdy skis out and has a bit of a slalom dahn the street, pushing old ladies out into the road and scaring the cats. Then yer Pole, 'e sets up a bladdy stall charging people ten bladdy pounds for clearing a bit of it away (which he'll then take 'ome, compress and freeze and sell as 'orrible tasteless lollies in the bladdy summer time!). Meanwhile you've got bladdy nutters like Suarez diving about in it like 'e's a flaming KID! I bet that Billyellioti or whatever he calls 'imself is up in Manchester now trying to flippin' SWIM in it!

They don't know they're born!

They don't know they're born! And they wear gloves! GLOVES!!

Bladdy pooves!

Bladdy pooves! Imagine Mooro, Bonzo, Lamps, and all the rest wearing GLOVES!!!

Never going to 'appen!

Never going to 'appen! What'll these bladdy foreigners wear next - COATS??? Anyway, I'm flamin' fed up about it all.

Me too, dear old Dad.

What say you we go where the snow ain't?

Great idea, dear old Dad! Where do you fancy?

I was finkin' about Spain.

I'll get the gold clubs!
 
Anyway, if this Bib theory is correct then I agree with Oncy and it will be like we lined up in later part of Utd game:

----------------Reina------------------
Wisdom--Skrtel--Agger--Johnson-
---------------Hendo------------------
--------------Gerrard------------------
Sterling---------------------Borini---
-----------Suarez---Sturridge--------
 
Random question - when away clubs get to their destination city, where do they train? Do they do it in the stadium? Use our facilities? Or find somewhere in Liverpool?
 
RMA ! How the hell are you sir ?


All good Sunny, just had a baby so been busy with him. Saying that im not exactly a big poster! When are you coming down to London again? Our staff treating you well?
 
All good Sunny, just had a baby so been busy with him. Saying that im not exactly a big poster! When are you coming down to London again? Our staff treating you well?

Sounds like you want to come to London drinkies on 30th Jan!
 
All good Sunny, just had a baby so been busy with him. Saying that im not exactly a big poster! When are you coming down to London again? Our staff treating you well?

Your staff have been aces mate. Coming down on Feb 12th so will be dropping Manav a line soon for a few rooms 🙂

Many congratulations on the new arrival as well !!!
 
The snow has stopped, I repeat, stopped. The Lying Rag is trying to break through.
 
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