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I thought Sturridge was a real sweetheart in the post-match interview. "If God gives me the opportunity, if God gives me the opportunity...", normally that kind of thing would piss me off, but he seems so earnest and cute I just want to pinch his cheeks and give him a fiver for some sweets.
The only thing Irish she's been passed on, too.
I'm beginning to slowly see what this 'vision' thing about Brendan is. He's got this messianic feel to him, and maybe, just maybe, he will bring back the holy grail!
Not to discredit him in any way, but Henderson's pass before that was quite good as well.
It was, but Downing's pass was better
As someone who was sceptical about signing him, I'm especially impressed with the way he's handled himself since he joined us. He genuinely seems to be revelling in it and that has to bode well for the future.
Hahaha!
Rush gets browner day by day.
I think it spins round with comedy effect
He nicked it off Bobby Chariot.
Hahahaha. That is quality.
Heyyyyyy dudes, what a win for the team. Nothing better than victory on a Saturday, gives you the whole weekend to strut down the Avenue like Tony Monero. I was in Vegas, doing a turn at The Joint. I hooked up with Rod Stewart (hey man I'm a free thinker but a guy in a skirt?) to catch the game on TV. The tv crew panned to, is it Delia Smith? The famous Michelin chef? Rod tells me she's on a par with Bill Grainger. When the third went in Rod sprung up like a Springbok in musk, vaulting on to the bar, he grabbed a bottle of Michelob, thrust it to his mouth like a microphone, pointed at Delia and at the top of his gravely voice sang
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache
Hits you when it's too late
Hits you when you're down
It's a fool's game
Nothing but a fools game
Standing in the cold rain
Feeling like a clown
I was going to point out to Rod that I doubted famous Michelin cooks would be standing in the rain at the Anfield so dudes I sparked up a doobie and enjoyed the moment. Euphoria dudes but then I took a whitey. Confused. Paranoid. Happy then sad. I asked the bartender for a Curly Wurly. No. Had none. "Hey, Joe, what about a tin of baked beans with those little sausages in?" Joe had none so I ran to the nearest ESSO. I returned to the bar, Rod was playing darts with Vanessa Paradis. Joe microwaved my beans. He added a splash of Tabasco. Man, that shit was good.
Euphoric I grabbed Rod and Vanessa in head locks and burst into song
"Blue Monday, how I hate Blue Monday
Got to work like a slave all day
Here come Tuesday, oh, hard Tuesday
Got no time, got no time to play
Here come Wednesday, I'm beat to my socks
My woman, got to tell her that I'm out
But Thursday is a hard workin' day
Friday, I get my pay
Saturday mornin', Saturday mornin'
All my tiredness have gone away
Got my money and my honey
And I'm out on the stand to play
Sunday mornin' my head is bad
But it's worth it for the time I had
But I've got to get my rest
'Cause Monday is a mess'
It's all about Saturday dudes, all about the Saturday.
Peace
X
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache
Hits you when it's too late
Hits you when you're down
It's a fool's game
Nothing but a fools game
Standing in the cold rain
Feeling like a clown
I was going to point out to Rod that I doubted famous Michelin cooks would be standing in the rain at the Anfield so dudes I sparked up a doobie and enjoyed the moment. Euphoria dudes but then I took a whitey. Confused. Paranoid. Happy then sad. I asked the bartender for a Curly Wurly. No. Had none. "Hey, Joe, what about a tin of baked beans with those little sausages in?" Joe had none so I ran to the nearest ESSO. I returned to the bar, Rod was playing darts with Vanessa Paradis. Joe microwaved my beans. He added a splash of Tabasco. Man, that shit was good.
Euphoric I grabbed Rod and Vanessa in head locks and burst into song
"Blue Monday, how I hate Blue Monday
Got to work like a slave all day
Here come Tuesday, oh, hard Tuesday
Got no time, got no time to play
Here come Wednesday, I'm beat to my socks
My woman, got to tell her that I'm out
But Thursday is a hard workin' day
Friday, I get my pay
Saturday mornin', Saturday mornin'
All my tiredness have gone away
Got my money and my honey
And I'm out on the stand to play
Sunday mornin' my head is bad
But it's worth it for the time I had
But I've got to get my rest
'Cause Monday is a mess'
It's all about Saturday dudes, all about the Saturday.
Peace
X
I'd love to fuck you, but I'm on my period....
You've got to be having a laugh, Dreamy.
Sturridge held the ball up every time, linked play, assisted Luis for a goal, got a goal himself, spread the ball decisively and hit just about every pass he tried for. Was a great performance.
Henderson looked like he'd been given an injection of steel from the moment he went on the pitch; there was a swagger about him that has always seemed to shatter with the opening whistle in the past.
Lucas was excellent - broke up what play there was but just about every pass was a forward, probing ball looking for an opening.
Gerrard was just "one of the team" but still played well - was great to see his goal though he still didn't get the power he did a couple of years ago.
Luis has as much passion in one of his toes as Torres has in his entire body; without sullying his name, he reminds me of Ronaldo at the mancs the way he plays. He just won't be satisfied with an 8-nil romp unless he's got 5 of them.
Downing - as I think Gene mentioned - still disappeared for stretches. That said, I bet he wonders where Sturridge has been cause he put chances like that on a plate for about 8 months and watched everyone of them get missed.
Hard to say much about the back 5 as there was nothing much to do. Johnson, however, was absolutely immense and must be the best performed full back in the league at the moment.
Good performance. Sturridge already proving his worth with his movement stretching the opposition.
The M5 and M6 was full of cunts who shouldn't be allowed out let alone drive. The atmosphere gets worse every time I go. Painful. But did see mates I'd not seen for a while as two came over from Spain. The old gang together.
Tougher tests to come. We'll know if this was another false dawn after Citeh and the Arse.
The M5 and M6 was full of cunts who shouldn't be allowed out let alone drive. The atmosphere gets worse every time I go. Painful. But did see mates I'd not seen for a while as two came over from Spain. The old gang together.
Tougher tests to come. We'll know if this was another false dawn after Citeh and the Arse.
That underestimates Gerrard's contribution IMHO. I thought he was excellent and very nearly gave him MOTM ahead of Suarez.
Agree otherwise.
The 89 passes Daniel Agger played against Norwich on Saturday took his total for the season to 1,159 - and moved the centre-back into 10th place on Opta's list of total passes played in the Barclays Premier League.
Only one defender, Swansea's Angel Rangel, has hit more balls than Agger during the 2012-13 campaign so far.
Steven Gerrard has played more than any other Red with 1,550 and that total places him fourth on the list. Joe Allen, in seventh place, has hit 1,290 passes this season.
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We should sell him.
Only one defender, Swansea's Angel Rangel, has hit more balls than Agger during the 2012-13 campaign so far.
Steven Gerrard has played more than any other Red with 1,550 and that total places him fourth on the list. Joe Allen, in seventh place, has hit 1,290 passes this season.
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We should sell him.
How is that the name of a grown man?
It's Angle Rangle
There was a nice story about him feeding the homeless this week.
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