Neville/Rooney rumour

[TheBunnyman]

Just got a text saying that Gary Neville will be sold by Manchester United in the summer because he's had a fight with Wayne Rooney. Apparently Rooney's been shagging Neville's sister Tracey, and when Gary found out he physically attacked Rooney. The two players had to be separated by team-mates. Neville told Ferguson he wanted Rooney out of the club - and that it was Rooney or him. Ferguson sympathises with Neville, but has unsurprisingly decided that his top goalscorer is more important to United than a 35-year-old full-back. Neville is expected to sign for Everton in June.

Notable that neither Rooney nor Neville is in United's squad today.

Anyone else heard anything about this?

 

[Markeh]

shes really mugly

which makes it even more credible

 

[Terrier]

Are you sure that's not Neville's mum?

 

[doctor_mac]

I heard it is Rooney that's getting shipped out.

 

[Squiggles]

Wow, lets hope it derails their season...

 

[Rosco]

If that's the case Doc then either Fergie is going senile or the Glazers have another big interest payment coming up

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=39924.msg1092648#msg1092648 date=1272114691]
If that's the case Doc then either Fergie is going senile or the Glazers have another big interest payment coming up
[/quote]

I think the latter is true anyway. Apparently Maureen has told Real Madrid that one of his stipulations is that Rooney is brought in, and Maureen has had private contact with Rooney.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Rumours are fucking great fun I think.
Who would touch that ugly bint?

 

[franklyfrank]

There's not the slightest chance Gary Neville would sign for Everton or Evertonians would want him.

Whilst he's public enemy no1 at Anfield he also gets booed at Goodison any time i've seen him play there.

His anti-scouse comments on occasions obv have done him any favours with either Merseyside clubs.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Everton are turning into a scrap-heap/retirement home for Salford players.

 

[SaintGeorge67]

She actually looks just like Gary Neville, albeit after a shave and in a wig.

 

[Richey]

Stu, yes they are. I remember reading a while ago some Everton fool banging on about their relationship with United although in reality all it is is United taking Everton's best player in god knows how many years and selling them all their unwanted shit in return.

Not sure if I believe this rumour. I want to, as it reaffirms by belief that Neville is a self-important cunt and despite everything I don't hate Rooney anywhere near as much.

 

[Buddha]

[quote author=Terrier link=topic=39924.msg1092644#msg1092644 date=1272114444]
Are you sure that's not Neville's mum?
[/quote]

She's both.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Richey link=topic=39924.msg1092751#msg1092751 date=1272137613]
Stu, yes they are. I remember reading a while ago some Everton fool banging on about their relationship with United although in reality all it is is United taking Everton's best player in god knows how many years and selling them all their unwanted shit in return.

Not sure if I believe this rumour. I want to, as it reaffirms by belief that Neville is a self-important cunt and despite everything I don't hate Rooney anywhere near as much.
[/quote]

Rooney has grown up as a person in the last few years, Neville is still the rat-faced nasty cunt he always was.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Buddha link=topic=39924.msg1092752#msg1092752 date=1272137673]
[quote author=Terrier link=topic=39924.msg1092644#msg1092644 date=1272114444]
Are you sure that's not Neville's mum?
[/quote]

She's both.
[/quote]

ha.

 

[franklyfrank]

Aye Rooney in fairness does seem to be a sound fella.

Used to hate him with a passion. but this last year or two he's definitely matured.

 

[Richey]

Neville is one of those people who I just can't imagine being anything but unpleasant.

There are plenty of people I am not keen on but I can imagine if you meet them they might not be totally awful. Even Moyes and Ferguson are probably reasonable company in small doses but Neville just seems horrible.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Richey link=topic=39924.msg1092767#msg1092767 date=1272141909]
Neville is one of those people who I just can't imagine being anything but unpleasant.

There are plenty of people I am not keen on but I can imagine if you meet them they might not be totally awful. Even Moyes and Ferguson are probably reasonable company in small doses but Neville just seems horrible.
[/quote]

I'm not sure about Ferguson and Moyes, but I agree, I'd have a pint with either of them before Neville.

But I'm pretty sure I'd dislike them.

 

[Richey]

Well I did say 'even' them, indicating that I consider them both to be at the extreme end of the cunts-who-might-be-bearable spectrum

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Richey link=topic=39924.msg1092777#msg1092777 date=1272143466]
Well I did say 'even' them, indicating that I consider them both to be at the extreme end of the cunts-who-might-be-bearable spectrum
[/quote]

*nods*

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=39924.msg1092764#msg1092764 date=1272140959]
Aye Rooney in fairness does seem to be a sound fella.

Used to hate him with a passion. but this last year or two he's definitely matured.
[/quote]

"a sound fella"??

Yeah, he's right up there with Purple Aki on my invite round for tea list.

 

[Richey]

Hahaha.

I certainly wouldn't go as far as calling him a sound fella but nor do I hate him. And if he really does hate Neville that would push him up in my estimation.

 

[Rafiagra]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=39924.msg1092802#msg1092802 date=1272151861]
[quote author=franklyfrank link=topic=39924.msg1092764#msg1092764 date=1272140959]
Aye Rooney in fairness does seem to be a sound fella.

Used to hate him with a passion. but this last year or two he's definitely matured.
[/quote]

"a sound fella"??

Yeah, he's right up there with Purple Aki on my invite round for tea list.
[/quote]

been working out Jon?

 

[TheBunnyman]

Just been told that Tracey Neville is bisexual, and that her fling with Rooney also involved a female student at the university. No idea if this is true or not, but I'm finding it difficult to get the images out of my head.