Michael Owen

[gkmacca]

We've just lost a game, it's the knee-jerkers time for posting, just thought I'd join in.

*holds up shiny new pitchfork*

A pretend knee jerker?? That's REALLY disgraceful! Are you French?

 

[Red Mullet]

A pretend knee jerker?? That's REALLY disgraceful! Are you French?

Only trying it out like, a trial period so to speak. Do I have to create a banner?

 

[gkmacca]

Only trying it out like, a trial period so to speak. Do I have to create a banner?

Yes! Whilst sitting in an armchair!

 

[Red Mullet]

Yes! Whilst sitting in an armchair!

I've only got my bed sheet and some black paint. I really don't want to leave my armchair to get some red paint.














My Liverbird has gone wrong, how do I rub it out and start again?

 

[gkmacca]

I've only got my bed sheet and some black paint. I really don't want to leave my armchair to get some red paint.




My Liverbird has gone wrong, how do I rub it out and start again?

Unless it's gone as badly as this one, carry on!

 

[Red Mullet]

Unless it's gone as badly as this one, carry on!

Macca, that's in red! Jeez, don't you read. I've only got black...

 

[gkmacca]

Macca, that's in red! Jeez, don't you read. I've only got black...

Racist bastard! You'll be upsetting Hansern. He's not black. He just hasn't washed for ages. There's not much call for it. So long as he smiles all the time he won't be hit by long boats or those stupid tiny cars.

 

[Red Mullet]

Racist bastard!

Can I be a mod now?

 

[gkmacca]

Can I be a mod now?

You've passed the test with flying colours, unlike Hansern, who I'm afraid has had a shocker.

 

[Red Mullet]

You've passed the test with flying colours, unlike Hansern, who I'm afraid has had a shocker.

It's a new system and new mods. It'll take time with lots of ups and downs. He'll get there. Future is bright, future is black, I mean, red.

 

[Hansern]

You've passed the test with flying colours, unlike Hansern, who I'm afraid has had a shocker.

I think the shocker is more in your end. You're a gigantic unfunny cunt whose showing that in every thread/post.

 

[gkmacca]

I think the shocker is more in your end. You're a gigantic unfunny cunt whose showing that in every thread/post.

Oh now that's just plain rude.

 

[Red Mullet]

I think the shocker is more in your end. You're a gigantic unfunny cunt whose showing that in every thread/post.

Come over to the dark side, join us. And together we can troll the Internet.

 

[Hansern]

Oh now that's just plain rude.

Good

 

[gkmacca]

Good

...morning?

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Join us. You have been known to disagree with the Council before. Yours could become an important voice in the new order, second only to my own! I offer you a chance for greatness, Jor-El! Take it! Join us!... You *will* bow down before me, Jor-El. I swear it! No matter that it takes an eternity, you *will* bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs!

 

[mark1975]

come on lads, play nice. You're both two of my favourite posters on here so you know, you both want the same thing - this club out the shit. Give each other a manly hug or whatever.

 

[Hansern]

...morning?

Still not funny. Must try harder, if thats possible

 

[Hansern]

No problem Mark, soz

 

[gkmacca]

come on lads, play nice. You're both two of my favourite posters on here so you know, you both want the same thing - this club out the shit. Give each other a manly hug or whatever.

No,he smells of fish and he thinks I'm a cunt. It's irreconcilable.

 

[mark1975]

It's funny, cos I'm normally drunk at this stage and finding someone on here to pick an internet fight with (I'm not 'ard enough to have a skully fight). As it is, sober and pretty grounded by what's happened over the last few days. Worrying times ahead.

 

[Ossi]

Jesus christ you two are boring...in every fucking thread.
Go to sleep and wake up in a better mood.

 

[gkmacca]

Jesus christ you two are boring...in every fucking thread.
Go to sleep and wake up in a better mood.

Leave Mark alone, you pompous bore.

 

[Sunny]

I need a wee

 

[Red_Water]

Apparantly AC can be recalled in Jan.

Yay

 

[Ossi]

Leave Mark alone, you pompous bore.

Ok. Gkmacca and Hansern go to bed.

 

[Hansern]

Shame the De Lorean doesnt work. Having Carroll in the squad sounds really good now compared to our options upfront.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

i actually love this board after we play bad and everyones pissed off

 

[Wilko7]

I'd rather have Reina up front.

Indeed. He's scored two in the last three days.

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

Apparantly AC can be recalled in Jan.

Yay

Let's take him back so his hard-earned appreciated value by then can plummet again. 😀