Match thread, Vålerenga - Liverpool

[dmishra]

Half-time.

Decent performances from Agger and Henderson.

Adam and Spearing really poor.

Kuyt and Carroll largely anonymous.

Downing's been in and out. Looked lively in the beginning, faded away for a large part, but a nice cross for the goal.

Glenjo getting raped more than once.

 

[Oncy]

[quote author=dmishra link=topic=46297.msg1373167#msg1373167 date=1312221108]
Half-time.

Decent performances from Agger and Henderson.

Adam and Spearing really poor.

Kuyt and Carroll largely anonymous.

Downing's been in and out. Looked lively in the beginning, faded away for a large part, but a nice cross for the goal.

Glenjo getting raped more than once.
[/quote]I think Carroll has been ok but got no service and i would put Kuyt in the really poor category.

 

[The Duck]

[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=46297.msg1373166#msg1373166 date=1312221082]
HALF TIME
2-1

Sterling hattrick in the second half.
[/quote]

Raheem to set at least two of them up....

 

[Modo]

HT ratings:

Reina 6 - let down by the defence

Carra 6 - at fault for the first goal?
Agger 6 - tbf both our central defenders aren't being helped by neither the midfield nor the fullbacks
Johnson 4 - raped time and time again
Robinson 5 - Hasn't impressed

Spearing 6 - Done his part, but isn't being helped by Adam
Adam 5 - Isn't taking the responsibility he should be taking.
Hendo 6 - Started well, but his performance gradually declined
Kuyt 6 - expecting more
Downing 7 - done well
Carroll 7 - nicely taken goal, did his part.

 

[dmishra]

Yeah, Kuyt has been poor.

On the positive side, Agger looks fit and mean.

Touch wood.

 

[Wilko7]

It seems fashionable these days in match threads to see who can slag our players off best. Adam doesn't have the best 45 minutes therefore he's completely shite etc etc.

 

[dmishra]

Why the fuck has my stream started showing tennis?

 

[Dylan]

Do we have to refer to players being 'raped'?

 

[OLD_Lewy]

[quote author=Wilko link=topic=46297.msg1373172#msg1373172 date=1312221406]
It seems fashionable these days in match threads to see who can slag our players off best. Adam doesn't have the best 45 minutes therefore he's completely shite etc etc.
[/quote]

Nobody said that did they???? Just that he's been shit this half, I'd love to see either raheem or sterling come on but I doubt either one will

 

[MaBigTip]

[quote author=Modo link=topic=46297.msg1373170#msg1373170 date=1312221281]
Carra 6 - at fault for the first goal?
[/quote]

Nope Spearing turned off after the goalscorer passed it to the winger.

 

[Modo]

[quote author=Shelvey link=topic=46297.msg1373176#msg1373176 date=1312221684]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=46297.msg1373170#msg1373170 date=1312221281]
Carra 6 - at fault for the first goal?
[/quote]

Nope Spearing turned off after the goalscorer passed it to the winger.
[/quote]

But shouldn't Carra have been there to clear it?
Anyway I put a question mark there so, I guess it could have been either Spearing or Glenjo.

 

[MaBigTip]

GlenJo was DEFINITELY at fault, the other half of responsibility is split between Carra and Spearing

 

[Gary25]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=46297.msg1373140#msg1373140 date=1312220546]
Johnson is a joke
[/quote]

He always has been. Can't defend for toffee.

 

[Mersey86]

[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46297.msg1373174#msg1373174 date=1312221569]
Do we have to refer to players being 'raped'?
[/quote]
Was going to say the same. It has become standard parlance. It is offensive.

 

[FoxForceFive]

"Charlie Adams" How much do these useless commentating cunts get paid?

 

[Rosco]

Adam flashes a well struck half volley wide, from about 20 yards

 

[themn]

[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46297.msg1373174#msg1373174 date=1312221569]
Do we have to refer to players being 'raped'?
[/quote]

That term is thrown around without much thought these days.

 

[Modo]

rocket by adam

 

[Fabio]

Glen Johnson is being sexually abused

 

[Fabio]

Adams not half ball greedy

 

[dmishra]

Heh. Better defending by him to be fair in the last 5 mins.

Adam with some stupidly selfish play also.

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Mersey86 link=topic=46297.msg1373183#msg1373183 date=1312222020]
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46297.msg1373174#msg1373174 date=1312221569]
Do we have to refer to players being 'raped'?
[/quote]
Was going to say the same. It has become standard parlance. It is offensive.
[/quote]

I've used it to describe a defender being shite since schooldays. "Having the arse ripped out of him" is equally as common.

 

[Fabio]

Re: Re: Match thread, Vålerenga - Liverpool

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46297.msg1373191#msg1373191 date=1312222285]
[quote author=Mersey86 link=topic=46297.msg1373183#msg1373183 date=1312222020]
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46297.msg1373174#msg1373174 date=1312221569]
Do we have to refer to players being 'raped'?
[/quote]
Was going to say the same. It has become standard parlance. It is offensive.
[/quote]

I've used it to describe a defender being shite since schooldays. "Having the arse ripped out of him" is equally as common.
[/quote]

Too true

 

[Mersey86]

[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=46297.msg1373191#msg1373191 date=1312222285]
[quote author=Mersey86 link=topic=46297.msg1373183#msg1373183 date=1312222020]
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46297.msg1373174#msg1373174 date=1312221569]
Do we have to refer to players being 'raped'?
[/quote]
Was going to say the same. It has become standard parlance. It is offensive.
[/quote]

I've used it to describe a defender being shite since schooldays. "Having the arse ripped out of him" is equally as common.
[/quote]
..and scarcely less offensive.

 

[Oncy]

DIBS.

 

[dmishra]

Why is Robinson wearing Raul's number?

 

[Fabio]

4 is a good full back number

 

[grjt]

[ftp][/ftp][quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=46297.msg1373197#msg1373197 date=1312222592]
DIBS.
[/quote]

Oi! *eyes signature*

 

[dmishra]

Everyone else is wearing their actual squad numbers.

Raul leaving?

 

[FoxForceFive]

[quote author=Mersey86 link=topic=46297.msg1373195#msg1373195 date=1312222522]
..and scarcely less offensive.
[/quote]

Fucks sake fella, do you bitch about it being offensive when you're playing Sunday League down the field?