LIVERPOOL v Man United Match Thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
[quote author=Stu link=topic=36706.msg970685#msg970685 date=1256482181]
Typical theatrics from the United players.
I thought it was an automatic fine if 5 or more players approach the ref.
[/quote]

Thing is they know it works and that they'll get away with it.
 
[quote author=bobtkelpie link=topic=36706.msg970688#msg970688 date=1256482244]
[quote author=Dee link=topic=36706.msg970683#msg970683 date=1256482162]
Half time

0-0

Scum players mob the ref.
[/quote]

our players were in there as well...
[/quote]

Only to stop Giggs and Berba from gobbing off
 
8 - Masher (though I wish he would learn how to head the ball or bring it down - 5 headers have all gone to United players).

7 - Lucas, Aurelio, Benny, Carra, Agger

6 - Johnson, Torres, Kuyt, Reina

5 - Insua (thank goodness Aurelio & Masher are helping him out)
 
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=36706.msg970692#msg970692 date=1256482310]
Was it Spider who said Insua was as fast or faster than Clichy?

Oh dear.
[/quote]

He isn't slow tho'. He's got decent pace.
 
I am watching the game in the US on FSC and the commentator is finding it difficult to pronounce Benayoon - Bennynoon, Bennyanoon.

Really really irritating stuff.
 
We did OK in that half but just need that killer pass/bit of luck.
United will regroup for the second half, I can't see this ending 0-0.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36706.msg970698#msg970698 date=1256482447]
Are you fucking blind?

He hasn't got 'decent pace' at all
[/quote]

No - and he matched Valencia in a one on one for a ball over the top in the first 5 minutes.
 
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=36706.msg970699#msg970699 date=1256482478]
I could grow to like this ref if he continues on in this vein.
[/quote]

Indeed. He is a bit of a homer.
 
Valencia must have been fucking hopping, because he is fucking *miles* faster

But keep kidding yourself that Insua is anything other than 'slow' if you like, there'll be 45 more minutes of proof on the way
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=36706.msg970703#msg970703 date=1256482544]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=36706.msg970699#msg970699 date=1256482478]
I could grow to like this ref if he continues on in this vein.
[/quote]

Indeed. He is a bit of a homo.
[/quote]

john_inman_r_1.jpg
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=36706.msg970703#msg970703 date=1256482544]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=36706.msg970699#msg970699 date=1256482478]
I could grow to like this ref if he continues on in this vein.
[/quote]

Indeed. He is a bit of a homer.
[/quote]

Like when Berba raped Kuyt for a certain pen?
 
[quote author=Stu link=topic=36706.msg970703#msg970703 date=1256482544]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=36706.msg970699#msg970699 date=1256482478]
I could grow to like this ref if he continues on in this vein.
[/quote]

Indeed. He is a bit of a homer.
[/quote]

If we score, i'm half expecting him to take off his shirt and jump into the Kop.
 
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36706.msg970704#msg970704 date=1256482632]
Valencia must have been fucking hopping, because he is fucking *miles* faster

But keep kidding yourself that Insua is anything other than 'slow' if you like, there'll be 45 more minutes of proof on the way
[/quote]

He's faster than Fabio and Dossena

😛
 
[quote author=Dee link=topic=36706.msg970706#msg970706 date=1256482658]
[quote author=Stu link=topic=36706.msg970703#msg970703 date=1256482544]
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=36706.msg970699#msg970699 date=1256482478]
I could grow to like this ref if he continues on in this vein.
[/quote]

Indeed. He is a bit of a homer.
[/quote]

Like when Berba raped Kuyt for a certain pen?
[/quote]

Agger's challenge on Giggs was more of a penalty I thought.
Kuyt had a hold on Berbatov's shirt too.
 
[quote author=Dee link=topic=36706.msg970702#msg970702 date=1256482533]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=36706.msg970698#msg970698 date=1256482447]
Are you fucking blind?

He hasn't got 'decent pace' at all
[/quote]

No - and he matched Valencia in a one on one for a ball over the top in the first 5 minutes.
[/quote]

Sorry Dee but Insua's lack of pace has me shitting myself every time he faces up to Valencia - as I said above, thank goodness he has Aurelio & Masher (who has been immense) backing him up.
 
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=36706.msg970709#msg970709 date=1256482748]
Sheiky I thought you said you would go for a long walk?
[/quote]

I was going to wash the car while the match was on. The kids got wind of it, pleaded with me to let them help. I say yes and 3 of their mates pop out the woodwork aswell. So, car was cleaned in about 20 minutes, I'm a fiver out of pocket and now I have to endure the nervousness of the thought of losing to these cunts when they pop up with a winner in the 98th minute.

*Goes to build a conservatory*
 
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=36706.msg970709#msg970709 date=1256482748]
Sheiky I thought you said you would go for a long walk?
[/quote]

That's probably when he thought the kick-off was at 4.

Daft bugger !
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=36706.msg970714#msg970714 date=1256482926]
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=36706.msg970709#msg970709 date=1256482748]
Sheiky I thought you said you would go for a long walk?
[/quote]

I was going to wash the car while the match was on. The kids got wind of it, pleaded with me to let them help. I say yes and 3 of their mates pop out the woodwork aswell. So, car was cleaned in about 20 minutes, I'm a fiver out of pocket and now I have to endure the nervousness of the thought of losing to these cunts when they pop up with a winnder in the 98th minute.

*Goes to build a conservatory*
[/quote]

Ha ha !
 
[quote author=Dee link=topic=36706.msg970696#msg970696 date=1256482382]
[quote author=SaintGeorge67 link=topic=36706.msg970692#msg970692 date=1256482310]
Was it Spider who said Insua was as fast or faster than Clichy?

Oh dear.
[/quote]

He isn't slow tho'. He's got decent pace.
[/quote]

I said nothing of the kind I was talking about johnson. insewer (thanks bren) looks like he is running through tar.
 
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=36706.msg970714#msg970714 date=1256482926]
[quote author=DHSC link=topic=36706.msg970709#msg970709 date=1256482748]
Sheiky I thought you said you would go for a long walk?
[/quote]

I was going to wash the car while the match was on. The kids got wind of it, pleaded with me to let them help. I say yes and 3 of their mates pop out the woodwork aswell. So, car was cleaned in about 20 minutes, I'm a fiver out of pocket and now I have to endure the nervousness of the thought of losing to these cunts when they pop up with a winner in the 98th minute.

*Goes to build a conservatory*
[/quote]

You can still go on a walk.
 
[quote author=peekay link=topic=36706.msg970697#msg970697 date=1256482420]
I am watching the game in the US on FSC and the commentator is finding it difficult to pronounce Benayoon - Bennynoon, Bennyanoon.

Really really irritating stuff.
[/quote]

I wonder how Pleat says Younes Kaboul.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom