Liverpool FC v Chavtwatski- S** 20/11/11 MATCH THREAD

[Frogfish]

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[quote author=Fabio link=topic=47589.msg1429181#msg1429181 date=1321811650]
My life isn't worth living

Well played glenjo too
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Hahaha.

Dont mention it at all.

Then, when you bang her tonight, just as she's cumming, shout "And Johnson scores the winner!!".
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fuck that ...shout it when you're cumming ...they really hate that stuff .
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I fucked my ex (then gf) at 5am following our cl win & subsequent first night celebrating (there was three weeks solid drinking afterwards), she wore her lfc tight top & I kept shouting bits of the commentary, climaxing with "5 times champions league winners!!"
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You're one sick puppy.

I can't for a moment imagine just who you thought your tight top wearing GF was supposed to be 😱

 

[grjt]

Get on the end of THAT, you cockney, shit ground, smarmy, no history cunts!

Has there ever ever been a worse defensive performance by a RB "man of the match"? but fuck me glenjo, you know when to get it fucking going!

 

[OLD_Lewy]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=47589.msg1429257#msg1429257 date=1321812950]
Bellers shows how much he cares about the club on the pitch rather than just in LFC magazine interviews, so Torres can go to hell. Bellers and Suarez is going to be great partnership.
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yep, will kenny keep starting him thoguh? theyve played well together before but he still didnt get on the starting sheet, hopefully kenny keeps playing bellers and maxi from now on, theyre good players that work well together

 

[gkmacca]

It was interesting to see Torres at the end - all smiles, chatting to Lucas and Maxi. He's detached from his own team. I suspect he's waiting for Rafa to get a new job and rescue him - hence the kind words recently about a manager he stopped playing for in his final year.

 

[RedZeppelin]

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[quote author=Fabio link=topic=47589.msg1429181#msg1429181 date=1321811650]
My life isn't worth living


Well played glenjo too
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Hahaha.

Dont mention it at all.

Then, when you bang her tonight, just as she's cumming, shout "And Johnson scores the winner!!".
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fuck that ...shout it when you're cumming ...they really hate that stuff .
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I fucked my ex (then gf) at 5am following our cl win & subsequent first night celebrating (there was three weeks solid drinking afterwards), she wore her lfc tight top & I kept shouting bits of the commentary, climaxing with "5 times champions league winners!!"
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The opposite to that was my german mate who went into semi shock when they lost the 2006 WC semi . He wasn't responding so we just left him sitting there head down in the pub. Some bird he knew was there so he went back to hers but still hardly spoke ...she was giving him head , then he suddenly starts angrily going "ah for fuck sake, for fuck sake " ...she thinks she's done something wrong so starts apologising to which he shouts "no not you , the fucking football " before getting up and just walking out .

 

[the_khl]

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[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=47589.msg1429182#msg1429182 date=1321811656]
Boss win. Under the cosh second half, but played well.

Torres looked fucking made up talking to Lucas & Maxi at the end there!
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I'm going to get flamed for this but I feel just a little sorry for Torres. The guy made the mistake of his life leaving us and he's known it from the first minute.
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I can certainly follow your drift mate.

One could argue money kind of ruined a few things here.

Torres' head got turned and he's now stuck in place here he's seemingly not fitting in at all nor especially happy. We lost an on his day world class striker and Chelsea's now got a mediocre one.

Carroll left Newcastle perhaps a wee bit to soon by the looks of things. He's now got a heavy prize tag wearing him down as well now and haven't really found the confidence nor play that got him so many goal at St James Park. Newcastle lost a great striker with even greater potential and now we're stuck with a player finding life in the fast lane quite difficult.

Had all those money not hit the table I reckon at least two out of the three involved clubs would look stronger now. But then again that's only guesswork.

 

[gkmacca]

The opposite to that was my german mate who went into semi shock when they lost the 2006 WC semi . He wasn't responding so we just left him sitting there head down in the pub. Some bird he knew was there so he went back to hers but still hardly spoke ...she was giving him head , then he suddenly starts angrily going "ah for fuck sake, for fuck sake " ...she thinks she's done something wrong so starts apologising to which he shouts "no not you , the fucking football " before getting up and just walking out .

So he went outside with a wet erect knob. Just like we did against Northampton when Hodgson was in charge.

 

[Sunny]

Fuck Torres

 

[doctor_mac]

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It was interesting to see Torres at the end - all smiles, chatting to Lucas and Maxi. He's detached from his own team. I suspect he's waiting for Rafa to get a new job and rescue him - hence the kind words recently about a manager he stopped playing for in his final year.
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Yeah, that little fact wasn't lost on me either.

 

[the_khl]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=47589.msg1429276#msg1429276 date=1321813747]
Fuck Torres
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I follow that drift as well.

 

[grjt]

[quote author=Sunny link=topic=47589.msg1429276#msg1429276 date=1321813747]
Fuck Torres
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A-fucking-men.

Judas gets everything he deserves.

 

[Shadey]

Bring on the citeh

 

[themn]

[quote author=Fabio link=topic=47589.msg1429181#msg1429181 date=1321811650]
My life isn't worth living

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LOL, cubed !

 

[doctor_mac]

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Fucking state of Cech
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I was just about to post something less polite about him.

In all honesty if you were an opposition player and you saw that thing coming on the pitch, what would you think ?

He must be terrified every time he takes the pitch.
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He's becoming a Tim Burton character. Eventually all of his face will be covered with leather and he'll be Gimp Boy, played by Johnny Depp.
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Quote of the match goes to GK Macca.

 

[iseered]

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I love Bellamy. Blood, guts and passion.

 

[SummerOnions]

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Yoink!

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Bellamy was great today. Good to see he's still a gobby knacker, but at least he is our gobby knacker.
His pass to Maxi for the goal was top quality. Composed and assured.

 

[King Binny]

 

[Stulikesdrums]

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Thats my favourite one.

 

[Red Mullet]

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Thats my favourite one.
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Really? Not Martin taking out Fernando?

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Fernandwho?
Nah, this one has no Chelsea players in it.

 

[Red Mullet]

True and it's the got the obligatory glum looking supporters in blue in the background.

 

[Modo]

Let's not mention Meireles again, OK?

 

[Modo]

...and then they made out.

 

[iseered]

 

[Modo]

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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

 

[HC]

Suarez runs like a fat kid.

 

[SummerOnions]

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ha, amazing.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Downing won. Mata didn't.