Didn't even see this prick's post.
Disregard, I can't compete with that.
Who's this John lad?
Don't remember him
Hey dude. Are you one of the Monkees? I got on to the Dream Believer vibe and thought it was so obscure it must be one of my bros. That you Micky?
Who's this John lad?
Don't remember him
Ha, I wish
Brad?Hey fellas. Been a long time, too long. Must be years since I felt the loving embrace of this community. God damn, so long my last hazy recollection was a rambling scribbling from a hazy smoke filled bar where I watched the game whilst knocking back copious amounts of Bourbon with Ronnie Wood and Tom Petty (God bless his sweet soul). Some guy called Joe Cole played for The Nighty Reds....haha...Mighty I mean but it was such a night... and all our internet warriors were rising, rising like an Eagle, like of an Eagle on an Eagle's album cover, to rid our good righteous club of those Fat Cat countrymen of mine. Apologies from the US of A. Love y'all.
It's been a tough few years for your man here. I split with my long time partner and I lost some cherished friends along the way, musical geniuses, guys I'd jammed with and shared so much drunken, skunked up conversations with. David (Bowie), George (Michael)...more of him later, Tom (Petty not Jones) and your beloved son 'Doddy'. Ken was a total dude guys and word in the business is he got his ear for a tune from his older brother Paul McCartney. Paul is a close friend of mine. Love the guy. I cannot stand that Ringo guy though. Whack Whack Whack a drum and sing a song about getting by with a little help of his friends. Don't tell anyone but no-one likes him, he has no friends in the scene. He secretly tried to sue Whigfield claiming he wrote the words to 'Saturday Night', she is a good friend of mine, so I got my attorney on the case and we countersued because he had damaged her artistic reputation. Gawd Dang that legal boy is good. Starkey is now all front, not a pot to piss in.
I hid myself away guys, wallowed in my dark heart, my pity. I indulged in pleasures so carnal it would have made Lucifer blush. Not that you would notice him blush because he's red but you get my meaning don't ya. I wish Ken hadn't left me that tickling stick, once the ladies of the night had finished it resembled a Pepperami. I'm still walking around bow-legged. I couldn't stop a pig in a jigger these days haha (props to those SOS guys for taking me under their wings and educating me in the local tongue....tongue as in accent not licking ma brown spot pink.
So anyway, after my descent into oblivion I saw the light and got my shit together dudes. I had always been influenced by spirituality, not so much in a religious way but always was intrigued by connections to auras, sitting cross legged in front of a big ancient stone and eating dandelions. I got myself clean and embarked on a clean life, physically and mentally. I felt good and alive man. i drank water, ate yogurt and berries for breakfast, stopped smoking the cheeba and denounced alcohol. It was hard people don't get me wrong but my dearest friend, Sunny. was a crutch and supported me all the way.
During my rehabilitation I became fond of a Reiki teacher called Meadow. She is beautiful guys. Such a sweet sweet soul. She suggested me, her and Sunny should spend a long weekend in ibiza because that was where the hippies started but I was thinking God damn that is the last place a man in my condition should be going. Too many hedonistic temptations for little ol' me.
Dudes....going to have to stop there for the momento....exhausted.
Brad?
An epiphany.
Hey fellas. Been a long time, too long. Must be years since I felt the loving embrace of this community. God damn, so long my last hazy recollection was a rambling scribbling from a hazy smoke filled bar where I watched the game whilst knocking back copious amounts of Bourbon with Ronnie Wood and Tom Petty (God bless his sweet soul). Some guy called Joe Cole played for The Nighty Reds....haha...Mighty I mean but it was such a night... and all our internet warriors were rising, rising like an Eagle, like of an Eagle on an Eagle's album cover, to rid our good righteous club of those Fat Cat countrymen of mine. Apologies from the US of A. Love y'all.
Dudes....going to have to stop there for the momento....exhausted.
It's defo a Facebook blag that mate. Read it & even before I saw the council haven't approved an application it screamed bullshit.Any updates on venues? What's the craic with this secretive open air thing that's being advertised? It seems the council have rubbished it as they've had no applications for anything that big.
Just looked at it in more detail.
It's bonkers. The only event they've done before was an illegal unpermitted rave. Went off without a hitch I believe.
But to go from that to a 2500+ open air footy screening with pop up bars & huge screens, when no permit has been applied for with two weeks to go?
No way. I call bullshit all day.
They reckon they're going to release more details at 2 today so I'll keep an eye on it..
It'd be a fucking horrible place to watch ye match anyway.
What if it rains, firstly. Mud everywhere & very hard to see screens.
It'll be full of gangs of scallies, secondly.
Outdoor portaloos, scallies, probably a shitload of people with prams & kids, chance of getting soaked.
Fuck that off.
Indeed mate. Indeed.Big indoor pub selling burgers and chicken wings sounds more the go.
Just looked at it in more detail.
It's bonkers. The only event they've done before was an illegal unpermitted rave. Went off without a hitch I believe.
But to go from that to a 2500+ open air footy screening with pop up bars & huge screens, when no permit has been applied for with two weeks to go?
No way. I call bullshit all day.
They reckon they're going to release more details at 2 today so I'll keep an eye on it..
It'd be a fucking horrible place to watch ye match anyway.
What if it rains, firstly. Mud everywhere & very hard to see screens.
It'll be full of gangs of scallies, secondly.
Outdoor portaloos, scallies, probably a shitload of people with prams & kids, chance of getting soaked.
Fuck that off.
It's bollocks. They can't apply & get licence for that size event within two weeks unless my idea of event planning permits is very wrong, which I don't think it is..They said they were releasing the details today and now it's been put back to the 19th, a week before! It's bullshit, or they're delaying because of planning or something.