Anybody who thinks our problems lie with the Lucas/Adam CM partnership is fucking clueless.
Hers' the CM partnerships at the best teams in the premier league right now:
Fletcher & Anderson/Rooney
Mikel & Ramires/Lampard
Gareth Barry & Yaya Toure
Danny Guthrie & Dan Gosling (Cabaye & Tiote injured)
Song & Ramsey
Not one top class central midfield partnership amongst them. Some good players on their own right now doubt, but the days of Vieira & Petit, Keane & Scholes, Gerrard & Alonso etc etc are long gone. The 'box to box' midfielder died about 5 years ago too. the only real quality central midfield partnership I can think of is Parker and Modric, and even they've only played about half a dozen games togethor. The role of the two midfielders these days is to break up and play. Play simply to the feet of your better players. Every single one of that list above does that. A ball winner, and a ball distributor. There are very very few goals out of that list; I heard last night Alex Song had scored 1 goal in 12 months - do you think Arsene Wenger gives a fuck?
The top sides, the best sides in the premier league are the ones who have 3/4 matchwinners playing around that midfield and up front. Not one of them coincidentally went and bought a fucking winger who'd get down the wing and swing a ball onto a 7 foot tall srikers head - because that's the single stupidest piece of transfer business I've seen in all my fucking days, but anyway I digress.
Back to my point; you win games from the other 3 or 4 players - you're two 'wide' midfielders (and I use that term wide as loose as fucking possible) and your two forwards. Let's now have a look at our opposition's players in that respect:
City - Silva, Milner/Johnson, Aguero, Dzeko, you could even throw Tevez in there.
United - Rooney, Hernandez, Nani, Young, Berbatov/Wellbeck
Spurs - Bale, VDV, Adebayor, Kranjcar/Lennon, Defoe
Arsenal - Walcott, RVP, Arteta, Arshavin, Gervinho
Quality right through that list. Some of the best players in the world right there, and notably every single one of them can and regularly does win games off their own boot. I watched a 'Premier League Classic' game after the match last night; it was United away to Wigan in 2009. In central midfield - Carrick and Anderson. Fucking M.E.H. In attack? Wide left - Rooney, wide right - Ronaldo, in the hole - Scholes, up front - Berbatov, on the bench - Tevez. Ridiculous. They won the league that year too. Goals from Anderson and Carrick in central midfield? If it was more than 3 I'll suck my own cock on a webcam for you all.
Our issue IS NOT Lucas and Charlie Adam in central midfield? Do you hear me? It's not. No fucking doubt in the world we could have a better pair, not even I'd argue that, and everyone knows I'm not a huge Adam fan - but our inability to turn draws into wins is not because of those two. I'm not quite sure how I can be anymore clear about that.
It's the 3/4 fucking plodders around them being absolutely motherfucking carried by our one true great player - who, lets call a spade a spade here, could not be more fucked off with the shower of fucking dirt he's playing with. Suarez will leave if we don't get better players, and then we'll all call him a cunt. Hilarious. Until the burden is lifted off him to be our one matchwinner we'll continue to plod along frustrated at our inability to beat lower level teams, because we have predictable, ordinary consistently meh players in positions where our rivals have world class talent.