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*clings to tiny bastion of hope like Kate Winslet hanging on to that door in Titantic whilst watching Jack drown, the heartless bitch*
[/quote]Thats not the worst of it Jon. The point when he has her on a boat. I mean she is IN the boat and jumps out then grolleys in Billy Zanes face and goes off for a snog. She was IN the boat. Jack would have got the door and they could have bongo'd for years.
Dumb posh twat.
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i never thought of that

but wouldn't he still have been handcuffed below deck? i can't remember the order of things
[/quote]No thats before. Hes out. He puts her in the boat and then she gets off the boat and Zane chases them below decks then he grabs the kid and fucks off and they fuck about below decks for half an hour and then they get out and he drowns coz shes got a massive arse.. STAY ON THE FUCKING BOAT ROSE!!
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The selfish fucking strumpet
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40868.msg1131497#msg1131497 date=1278363594]
Hes going to Arsenal
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you're going to arsenal >🙁
[/quote]Youre mums going to Arsenal.
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I've been to YOUR mums arsenal
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You both take it up the Arsenal
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40868.msg1131497#msg1131497 date=1278363594]
Hes going to Arsenal
[/quote]

you're going to arsenal >🙁
[/quote]Youre mums going to Arsenal.
[/quote]

I've been to YOUR mums arsenal
[/quote]

You both take it up the Arsenal
[/quote]

They both play away at Man Shitty.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40868.msg1131497#msg1131497 date=1278363594]
Hes going to Arsenal
[/quote]

you're going to arsenal >🙁
[/quote]Youre mums going to Arsenal.
[/quote]

I've been to YOUR mums arsenal
[/quote]

You both take it up the Arsenal
[/quote]

They both play away at Man Shitty.
[/quote]

eeeeeeeee
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40868.msg1131497#msg1131497 date=1278363594]
Hes going to Arsenal
[/quote]

you're going to arsenal >🙁
[/quote]Youre mums going to Arsenal.
[/quote]

I've been to YOUR mums arsenal
[/quote]

You both take it up the Arsenal
[/quote]

They both play away at Man Shitty.
[/quote]

And play up the Pompy.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=40868.msg1131497#msg1131497 date=1278363594]
Hes going to Arsenal
[/quote]

you're going to arsenal >🙁
[/quote]Youre mums going to Arsenal.
[/quote]

I've been to YOUR mums arsenal
[/quote]

You both take it up the Arsenal
[/quote]

They both play away at Man Shitty.
[/quote]

eeeeeeeee
[/quote]Eeeeeeeee waaa a cub o wabs!!
 
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[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=40868.msg1131471#msg1131471 date=1278360998]
Well he's younger and probably better than Yossi, so it wouldn't be a bad way for Roy to start off his dealings i guess.

I'd be a little worried about his injury record and how much it would cost us in wages though.
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What is his injury record?
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Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1998–2003 West Ham United 126 (10)
2003–2010 Chelsea 183 (28
 
More to the point, there must have been hundreds of doors on the Titanic, why didn't everybody get one?
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40868.msg1131531#msg1131531 date=1278365489]
More to the point, there must have been hundreds of doors on the Titanic, why didn't everybody get one?
[/quote]They were stupid in the 10's Gene.
 
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Well he's younger and probably better than Yossi, so it wouldn't be a bad way for Roy to start off his dealings i guess.

I'd be a little worried about his injury record and how much it would cost us in wages though.
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What is his injury record?
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Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1998–2003 West Ham United 126 (10)
2003–2010 Chelsea 183 (28)

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To put this in perspective:

Steven Gerrard Liverpool 1998 -2010 386 (80)

Joke Hole has played 74 games less than Gerrard in the same timescale:
 
Stolen from elsewhere.

Skybet are advertising the fact that Joe Cole was 14/1 to join Liverpool 48 hours ago and now he's 4/5
 
I'd much rather have Ashley Young than Joe Cole. More useful for our team, younger, faster, similar amount of goals. I think Cole will require higher pay too.
 
[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40868.msg1131541#msg1131541 date=1278366429]
I'd much rather have Ashley Young than Joe Cole. More useful for our team, younger, faster, similar amount of goals. I think Cole will require higher pay too.
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ashley young
lennon
SWP
babel
walcott

headless chickens
 
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I'd much rather have Ashley Young than Joe Cole. More useful for our team, younger, faster, similar amount of goals. I think Cole will require higher pay too.
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ashley young
lennon
SWP
babel
walcott

headless chickens
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[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40868.msg1131541#msg1131541 date=1278366429]
I'd much rather have Ashley Young than Joe Cole. More useful for our team, younger, faster, similar amount of goals. I think Cole will require higher pay too.
[/quote]

ashley young
lennon
SWP
babel
walcott

headless chickens
[/quote]

thats_racist_animated1.gif

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ha ha
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=40868.msg1131542#msg1131542 date=1278366441]
is the band playing while the titantic is sinking a true story?
[/quote]A bit.
 
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[quote author=Farkmaster link=topic=40868.msg1131541#msg1131541 date=1278366429]
I'd much rather have Ashley Young than Joe Cole. More useful for our team, younger, faster, similar amount of goals. I think Cole will require higher pay too.
[/quote]

ashley young
lennon
SWP
babel
walcott

headless chickens
[/quote]

thats_racist_animated1.gif

[/quote]Great stuff.
 
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[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=40868.msg1131542#msg1131542 date=1278366441]
is the band playing while the titantic is sinking a true story?
[/quote]A bit.
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a bit? in other words when the water touched their toes they thought 'fuck this for a laugh'
 
[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40868.msg1131531#msg1131531 date=1278365489]
More to the point, there must have been hundreds of doors on the Titanic, why didn't everybody get one?
[/quote]

At one point a huge table floats last as she legs it to the side. Why the fuck didn't you lash that in, you silly twats.
 
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is the band playing while the titantic is sinking a true story?
[/quote]A bit.
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a bit? in other words when the water touched their toes they thought 'fuck this for a laugh'
[/quote]Most eyewitnesses said that they were playing until the end. But you would have to think that they probably stopped and people didnt notice what with fearing for their lives and all.
What is known is that the First officer relieved them of their post and they continued to play. Its suggested that they break up but the band leader begins to play a refrain on his viola and the rest of the band come back.
They however were not playing when the boat sank. No way.
 
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[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40868.msg1131531#msg1131531 date=1278365489]
More to the point, there must have been hundreds of doors on the Titanic, why didn't everybody get one?
[/quote]

At one point a huge table floats last as she legs it to the side. Why the fuck didn't you lash that in, you silly twats.
[/quote]

Ive only seen it once, & I'd refused for 18 months so in return got a shitload of sexual favours. It was worth it.

If that film was an hour shorter it'd be good.
 
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=40868.msg1131559#msg1131559 date=1278367077]
You're all a big bunch of Celine Dion loving gays
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and IIIIIIIIII, will always love you, woooo ooohhh...

opps wrong movie.
 
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[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40868.msg1131531#msg1131531 date=1278365489]
More to the point, there must have been hundreds of doors on the Titanic, why didn't everybody get one?
[/quote]

At one point a huge table floats last as she legs it to the side. Why the fuck didn't you lash that in, you silly twats.
[/quote]

Ive only seen it once, & I'd refused for 18 months so in return got a shitload of sexual favours. It was worth it.

If that film was an hour shorter it'd be good.
[/quote]*balls fists* If you were a foot shorter youd still be a cunt!!
 
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[quote author=gene hughes link=topic=40868.msg1131531#msg1131531 date=1278365489]
More to the point, there must have been hundreds of doors on the Titanic, why didn't everybody get one?
[/quote]

At one point a huge table floats last as she legs it to the side. Why the fuck didn't you lash that in, you silly twats.
[/quote]

Ive only seen it once, & I'd refused for 18 months so in return got a shitload of sexual favours. It was worth it.

If that film was an hour shorter it'd be good.
[/quote]

the movie was ruined for me because someone spoiled the movie by letting slip the ship sinks. bastard!
 
Hahaha. Sorry Andy. I loves the fact you know everything about the Titantic, it's ace.

Not a big fan of the film though!
 
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