Give a Liverpool Player A Xmas Present

[manwithnoname]

Pick a player, and tell everyone what you would leave in his stocking on Xmas morning

*you can also pick Benitez, should you wish

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38111.msg1020676#msg1020676 date=1261673821]
Pick a player, and tell everyone what you would leave in his stocking on Xmas morning

*you can also pick Benitez, should you wish
[/quote]

Sarcastic answer: I'd leave lucas some talent

Real answer: I'd leave kuyt some nicotine patches

I am a cheap cunt

 

[SaintGeorge67]

Torres a wedding ring.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Dossena

I'd book him in to have a gastric band op, and then put the appointment card in his stocking.

 

[manwithnoname]

I have a feeling this thread isn't going to be that infused with the Christmas Spirit

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Brendan link=topic=38111.msg1020682#msg1020682 date=1261674105]
I have a feeling this thread isn't going to be that infused with the Christmas Spirit
[/quote]

I'm trying to stop kuyt getting cancer!

CANCER BRENDAN!!! If thats not festive i don't know what the fuck is!

*kicks elf*

 

[Judge Jules]

Voronin. A one-way ticket to anywhere.

 

[manwithnoname]

Is there a cure for polio?

Because if there is, that is what I would leave in Lucarse's stocking

That and a video of some Liverpool footballers playing football

 

[Jürgen4PM]

I'd get Rafa two presents

 

[manwithnoname]

Torres would get some lumpy congealed jism from me

 

[manwithnoname]

Gerrard - An Xbox 360 and two games: DJ Hero and Fight Night

 

[Spionkop69]

Dirk Kuyt is a smoker? Seriously?

 

[manwithnoname]

Insua> Invitation to WeightWatchers

And the same video I gave Lucarse

 

[manwithnoname]

Casper> a copy of 'please release me'

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Spionkop69 link=topic=38111.msg1020692#msg1020692 date=1261674601]
Dirk Kuyt is a smoker? Seriously?
[/quote]

so i've heard

 

[Jürgen4PM]

G&H

 

[gene hughes]

I'd leave Ryan Babel a collection of James Cagney movies.

 

[manwithnoname]

Heh

That's more like it!

I would put a framed picture of Judge Dredd - what I did draw myself - in Carra's stocking

 

[LadyRed]

Glenn Johnson-a hug.

He really looked like he needed one after his last two performances.

 

[Dancing Brave]

I'd buy Lucas some A-line skates, a free day at Donnington racing cars and a hang glider - basically anything that could cause a 5 month injury and subsequently save Rafa's job.

For the record I've just being shown how easy it is to change a Czech keyboard into an english one _ I am a complete Luddite.

 

[gene hughes]

I'd put a Glen Johnson blow-up doll in Steven Gerrard's stocking.

 

[Squiggles]

Reina - Whatever this hero wants.
Ditto Carragher

Johnson - A toilet seat.
Aurelio - A copy of 'Fix You' by Coldplay
Riera - Some plane tickets to Jamaica.
Insua - A day with Alan Hansen
Macherano - A muzzle
Aquilani - A Wii fit board.
Kuyt - Some hay

Gerrard & Torres - Nothing, they are Christmas presents.

 

[manwithnoname]

Haha, wow, squiggs has actually put some thought and effort into this thread!

Or at least far more than it merited

Well done squigs!

 

[gene hughes]

Why is Riera being sent to Jamaica?

 

[Squiggles]

'Cos they make everyone quick, without the authorities suspecting a thing.

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38111.msg1020836#msg1020836 date=1261690565]
'Cos they make everyone quick, without the authorities suspecting a thing.
[/quote]

..........oh

I have absolutely no idea whats going on

 

[themn]

What's with the Torres/wedding ring thing ?

 

[Judge Jules]

I believe it's an oblique reference to, er, man love.

You have to make allowances for the Saint. Poor guy's a Manc. He may have seen the light, but he didn't get a good start in life.

 

[themn]

Doesn't make any kind of sense as Fernando is married.

 

[The Slugmonster]

[quote author=themn link=topic=38111.msg1020845#msg1020845 date=1261691741]
Doesn't make any kind of sense as Fernando is married.
[/quote]

So divorce has been invented where your from yet no?