Euro 2012

[localny]

Mate you are like "Luigi the shipbuilder" in my book now

Mate I hope it's a pop up book! Luigi? Doesn't sound good!

 

[Jack D Rips]

https://twitter.com/TelegraphSport/status/211070631083646976/photo/1

Good one

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

The coombe is a maternity hospital by the way

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Looking forward to Saturdays games. Denmark v Holland then Germany v Portugal.

Little Sheik's DFB kit has been freshly laundered.

 

[Bradley]

I think Engerland and gonna win the whole thing. I just have a very bad feeling.

 

[Fabio]

Is it possible to make a bet as to when the first monkey noises are going to be made?

 

[Fabio]

Thats a very black piano

*turns volume up*

 

[Sunny]

I think Engerland and gonna win the whole thing. I just have a very bad feeling.

They won't as Roy is bound to fuck up. Like not taking Ferdinand there to placate that cunt John Terry.

 

[Oncy]

I see the Nihilists from Big Lebowski are at the opening ceremony in poland waistcoats.

 

[Sunny]

Is it possible to make a bet as to when the first monkey noises are going to be made?

Should be able to make one for abandoned game I reckon

 

[Fabio]

Lads running around in black catsuits

*presses ear to speaker*

 

[Oncy]

DJ Karmatronic!
lol
My big fat gypsy dj

 

[Sunny]

DJ Karmatronic on the decks...nice mullet

 

[Fabio]

This ceremony is shit

I hate the fact they're considered necessary

 

[themn]

Pianist Football Skills FAIL !

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I wish this fucking cartoon would end.

 

[Oncy]

I keep half expecting a bunch of shaven headed thugs to chase a man in a monkey suit across the screen.

 

[Fabio]

Is this tournament going to make flowers associated with racism?

 

[Oncy]

While a bunch of men in Juventus 84 shirts turn and look the other way.

 

[themn]

This ceremony is shit

I hate the fact they're considered necessary

Yeah, it's no Beijing 2008 Olympics.

Obviously.

 

[Fabio]

Yeah, it's no Beijing 2008 Olympics.

Obviously.

Its pointless trying to compete with the chinese over anything

They'll simply mash us with their numbers

 

[Oncy]

First hottie of the tourney.

 

[Oncy]

Ok lets take this to the appropriate thread.

 

[themn]

First hottie of the tourney.

The blond or the brunette in the stupid hat ?

 

[Oncy]

The blond or the brunette in the stupid hat ?

*shrugs* WOMAN!

 

[themn]

Its pointless trying to compete with the chinese over anything

They'll simply mash us with their numbers

When it comes to fousands of people, doing synchro tings, the Chinese and Koreans don't fuck around.

 

[Fabio]

The blond or the brunette in the stupid hat ?

He SAID

Ok lets take this to the appropriate thread.

 

[Bradley]

They won't as Roy is bound to fuck up. Like not taking Ferdinand there to placate that cunt John Terry.

I know Roy already has made a balls up and will no doubt make a few more, it's just a sense that even despite this, England will somehow win.

 

[Rafiagra]

Mark Bright is abysmal. He makes me want to smash the telly