England v Denmark Match thread ....

[kingjulian]

I honestly feel like we already won..

The fact Eriksen didn’t die for good that day on the pitch, the way his teammates responded, the feeling of togetherness throughout my little nation.. it’s been an emotional ride for all of us and I wish England and Italy the best for the final

I think you need to get back in xperteleven to really get this one out of your system...

 

[the count]

I think you need to get back in xperteleven to really get this one out of your system...

Is that still going?

 

[Markeh]

Kane is also one of the worst divers I’ve seen. Lump of cunt all around.

Kane and falling to to the ground when he has nowhere to go, is there anything more obvious in the world of football?

 

[Halmeister]

Time to learn the words to the Italian national anthem

 

[Rosco]

 

[TheFasterBlade]

I honestly feel like we already won..

The fact Eriksen didn’t die for good that day on the pitch, the way his teammates responded, the feeling of togetherness throughout my little nation.. it’s been an emotional ride for all of us and I wish England and Italy the best for the final

You’re a good dude man. Much respect to you

 

[LeTallecWiz]

You’re a good dude man. Much respect to you

x2

 

[Athens]

I honestly feel like we already won..

The fact Eriksen didn’t die for good that day on the pitch, the way his teammates responded, the feeling of togetherness throughout my little nation.. it’s been an emotional ride for all of us and I wish England and Italy the best for the final

 

[StevieM]

The minute Dantes confidentially proclaimed that there was no way England would win the Euros, given his track record of accurately calling absolutely anything, was the moment we all should have taken our live savings, possessions and anything we could get our hands on... and stuck it on England winning it.

I don’t think he’s loving seeing it... but he must be used to being entirely wrong by now.

 

[StevieM]

Is that still going?

I bet Rafa4PM still hasn’t won it if it is.

 

[dantes]

The minute Dantes confidentially proclaimed that there was no way England would win the Euros, given his track record of accurately calling absolutely anything, was the moment we all should have taken our live savings, possessions and anything we could get our hands on... and stuck it on England winning it.

I don’t think he’s loving seeing it... but he must be used to being entirely wrong by now.

The useless cheating cunts were outplayed by scotland. Who could have foreseen that uefa would suddenly realise how much revenue was at stake if the main draw for brainless consumers got dumped out on its arse, and duly doctored the draw and other fixtures to give them the easiest ride of all time, and even then still had to bring in the most bent referee of all times to get it done.

Now the money is made, it doesn't matter who wins the final, so you'll see what fucking dogshit cowardly cunts your precious lions truly are.

 

[Atlas]

The useless cheating cunts were outplayed by scotland. Who could have foreseen that uefa would suddenly realise how much revenue was at stake if the main draw for brainless consumers got dumped out on its arse, and duly doctored the draw and other fixtures to give them the easiest ride of all time, and even then still had to bring in the most bent referee of all times to get it done.

Now the money is made, it doesn't matter who wins the final, so you'll see what fucking dogshit cowardly cunts your precious lions truly are.

You've lost your way a little.

I think you are looking for bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

 

[Woland]

Erikson is getting player of the tournament obv #respect

 

[dantes]

You've lost your way a little.

I think you are looking for bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

It's way beyond the fume, not even the autistics on 4chan or Q dark webs could explain that penalty.

 

[Athens]

Erikson is getting player of the tournament obv #respect

Sure, he caused a bit of a stir in the first match but he has been pretty quiet since then.

 

[StevieM]

The useless cheating cunts were outplayed by scotland. Who could have foreseen that uefa would suddenly realise how much revenue was at stake if the main draw for brainless consumers got dumped out on its arse, and duly doctored the draw and other fixtures to give them the easiest ride of all time, and even then still had to bring in the most bent referee of all times to get it done.

Now the money is made, it doesn't matter who wins the final, so you'll see what fucking dogshit cowardly cunts your precious lions truly are.

My precious lions?????

I never thought you were this detached from reality, or are feels finally getting the better of you?

 

[dantes]

My precious lions?????

I never thought you were this detached from reality, or are feels finally getting the better of you?

My feels are always detached from reality, that's why they're feels, and carry no weight in the face of actual mathematical reality.

 

[tomasjj]

Schmeichel was MOM yesterday, no?

 

[StevieM]

My feels are always detached from reality, that's why they're feels, and carry no weight in the face of actual mathematical reality.

Well, I hate to tell you, but your maths is also broken if you think :

Norn Irish + Lived in Scotland + Moved to Australia = love my precious lions.

It’s more broken than a Yarra Valley Winery with a Comic Sans font on its website that serves dessert pizzas that look like an old woman’s wig.

Apparently.

 

[Athens]

 

[nealmac]

So I came back after being away from SCM for a year or two, and what's the first thing I see? Ross refering to England as "us" and "we". Is he the Terry Wogan / Graham Norton of SCM now?

 

[tomasjj]

I noticed that Phil McNulty shat the bed and didn't dare to mention that the pen that won it was at the least, dubious.

 

[King Binny]

How much is he worth now?

 

[tombrown]

Erikson is getting player of the tournament obv #respect

Harry Kane will claim it off him

 

[tombrown]

How much is he worth now?

August 2021 - signs for Liverpool FC and goes on to win the league and European cup double, every season for five years in a row

EDIT: Sweet Jesus, I just read that back and vomited on my own typos. Fixed now

 

[rurikbird]

Time to learn the words to the Italian national anthem

I think the words of that anthem are about publicly executing anyone who thinks of putting pineapple on a pizza. Or something like that.

 

[Hansern]

I honestly feel like we already won..

The fact Eriksen didn’t die for good that day on the pitch, the way his teammates responded, the feeling of togetherness throughout my little nation.. it’s been an emotional ride for all of us and I wish England and Italy the best for the final

We’ve been Danish (again) over here for the past weeks aswell.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I think the words of that anthem are about publicly executing anyone who thinks of putting pineapple on a pizza. Or something like that.

Fratelli d'Italia,
L'Italia s'è desta,
Dell'elmo di Scipio
S'è cinta la testa.
Dov'è la Vittoria?
Le porga la chioma,
Ché schiava di Roma
Iddio la creò!

 

[kingjulian]

Is that still going?

Ah I'm not sure at all. If it is, I might be willing to jump back in.

 

[the count]

Ah I'm not sure at all. If it is, I might be willing to jump back in.

You know what, I reckon I could be tempted back myself.
Especially if @Jürgen4PM was involved.
Surely he must have learned how to play the game by now.😉