England Squad Leaked

[the count]

I'm going to miss this sort of thing in the pub

I'll be feeling sorry you during Ireland's opener

 

[cloggypop]

I'll be feeling sorry you during Ireland's opener

I have a much better record with the less attractive, heavy drinking Irish women.

 

[Modo]

Pick-up line during this summer:
- Hi, I'm Irish/Belgian/French/English/Welsh/whatever. Can I buy a drink?

Swedish girl:
- Say no more...

 

[Oliver Twist]

You can sum up Wilshere's style of football in one sentence. Gets the ball deep in midfield, drives forward with the ball and beats maybe one or two players, attempts to beat another player but gets tackled firmly, falls to the floor sulking under the tackle, the opposition moves the ball forward, he's still on the floor sulking, they pass the ball into the area into the area Wilshere has vacated, still on the floor sulking, the opposition concludes their move, Wilshere has finally got up and is slowly jogging back. As tragic as this sentence is, so many people only remember the first two parts of the sentence and that's why I think people think he's much better than he is, he has a couple of nice moves in his arsenal (pun intended), and can look decent in a highlight real, but his all round game is absolutely dire, and then you add into that what Brendan has already described, he doesn't score, he doesn't create, and worse of all, he's a grade a shithouse. No thank you.

While it may look like Wishere is sulking on the floor after being tackled, he's actually injured.

 

[Judge Jules]

Quarter final penalty loss is the dream. utopia.

Edited for verbatim accuracy.

 

[Woland]

I'm going to miss this sort of thing in the pub

These were models who tried to advertise some shit in a stadium in SA before getting nicked by the FIFA police. Later turned out that they'd got the tickets off a tout who'd been supplied them by Robbie Earle, who got fired by ITV

So yeah, these gangs of birds don't actually exist. If you get any action in France in the summer you'll either be getting tag teamed by Jean Paul and Claude or paying two hundred euro to be the twenty-third loser that day up some gypsy with a clunge like an abandoned abattoir.

 

[ILD]

These were models who tried to advertise some shit in a stadium in SA before getting nicked by the FIFA police. Later turned out that they'd got the tickets off a tout who'd been supplied them by Robbie Earle, who got fired by ITV

So yeah, these gangs of birds don't actually exist. If you get any action in France in the summer you'll either be getting tag teamed by Jean Paul and Claude or paying two hundred euro to be the twenty-third loser that day up some gypsy with a clunge like an abandoned abattoir.

Advertising Corona I think? I remember the story.

 

[cloggypop]

These were models who tried to advertise some shit in a stadium in SA before getting nicked by the FIFA police. Later turned out that they'd got the tickets off a tout who'd been supplied them by Robbie Earle, who got fired by ITV

So yeah, these gangs of birds don't actually exist. If you get any action in France in the summer you'll either be getting tag teamed by Jean Paul and Claude or paying two hundred euro to be the twenty-third loser that day up some gypsy with a clunge like an abandoned abattoir.

When I'm in the pub after a load of beer they deffo exist and look exactly like that.

Fuck going to France like.

 

[Judge Jules]

These were models who tried to advertise some shit in a stadium in SA before getting nicked by the FIFA police. Later turned out that they'd got the tickets off a tout who'd been supplied them by Robbie Earle, who got fired by ITV

So yeah, these gangs of birds don't actually exist. If you get any action in France in the summer you'll either be getting tag teamed by Jean Paul and Claude or paying two hundred euro to be the twenty-third loser that day up some gypsy with a clunge like an abandoned abattoir.

Hell's teeth, Woland, I just spat coffee all over my monitor at that. 😀

 

[manwithnoname]

Hell's teeth, Woland, I just spat coffee all over my monitor at that. 😀

Woland does have a certain gift with words. They're usually used to create utterly horrific images of almost unimaginable debasement and cruelty, admittedly.

 

[Judge Jules]

As indeed in this instance. 😀

 

[the count]

Woland does have a certain gift with words. They're usually used to create utterly horrific images of almost unimaginable debasement and cruelty, admittedly.

Just wait till you see one of his gif's

 

[tony]

Just wait till you see one of his gif's

Mmmm I thought he had mellowed a bit recently.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Manchester United @ManUtd
@DannyWelbeck Wishing you all the best in your recovery, Danny.

Paddy ‏@VieiraPaddy 17m17 minutes ago
Nice touch. I'm sure Danny wishes you well in your recovery too.