Crystal Palace (H)

[gkmacca]

His wife's yawning already.

 

[FoxForceFive]

His wife's yawning already.

She clapped early too, like most of the day trippers.

 

[Leo]

HE'S GOING TO ANOTHER CLUB

HE'S NOT RETIRING

HE'S NOT DYING

FUCK OFF.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Tempted to use that playercam just to see if he uses a hand sanitizer tucked in his shorts every couple of minutes.

 

[Leo]

We *Still* have the best the best fans in the world.
Apart from a few keyboard warriors.

 

[FoxForceFive]

We *Still* have the best the best fans in the world.
Apart from a few keyboard warriors.

True that.

I think you'll find most of the keyboard warriors on here know exactly how to behave at the match too, unlike most day trippers.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Well, inevitably the early part of the match is anticlimax.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I'm hoping Martin Kelly gifts us a goal soon so they can all relax a bit.

 

[FoxForceFive]

So Henderson has only learnt to accurately pass in the last twelve months? Fuck me the standard of commentary is appalling.

 

[gkmacca]

Another plane flies over, this time with a Rodgers In slogan. It's probably Mark.

 

[Fabio]

Nothings happening here

 

[FoxForceFive]

Another plane flies over, this time with a Rodgers In slogan. It's probably Mark.

Nah, can't see him learning to fly, he probably got one of his twelvety-hundred kids to do it.

 

[KopRed]

Lallana has been "brushed" off the ball thrice already. It's not even 15 mins yet.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It's a bit embarrassing how quiet our fans are after that raucous start to the match.

 

[gkmacca]

It's a bit embarrassing how quiet our fans are after that raucous start to the match.

I imagine most of the Main Standers are having picnics.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Lallana has been "brushed" off the ball thrice already. It's not even 15 mins yet.

Good use of the word 'thrice', I do like that.

 

[Fabio]

Christ. Can't even get up for this game. No drive or anything from anyone

 

[FoxForceFive]

I imagine most of the Main Standers are having picnics.

Last time I was in the main stand was a few years back, the lady next to me & her friend were both knitting during the match. I was amazed you're allowed to take knitting needles into the match as much as anything else.

 

[Hansern]

I hope you dont mean the likes of me and other Scandos when you say day trippers? We sing our fucking arse off.
The money generated for both club and the city cant be bad when so many of us are going over every home game.

 

[gkmacca]

Promising link ups between Lallana and Ibe.

 

[Fabio]

Good build up there

 

[FoxForceFive]

I hope you dont mean the likes of me and other Scandos when you say day trippers? We sing our fucking arse off.
The money generated for both club and the city cant be bad when so many of us are going over every home game.

No mate, not at all, I only get to three games max if I'm lucky a season (just two this season!) so it could easily be applied to me.

I mean the people who go every now & then, but don't sing, only know the words to YNWA & fields of anfield Road, send half the match watching through their phones & talking to their mates.

They are as likely to be locals as from anywhere else.

I chose that term over ooter to try to emphasise the difference.

Typing all that takes way longer than 'day trippers' though.

 

[ILD]

HE'S GOING TO ANOTHER CLUB

HE'S NOT RETIRING

HE'S NOT DYING

Alright Captain Bringdown.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Get in banana lad.

 

[gkmacca]

Top goal from Lallana.

 

[Fabio]

GWAN THE LALLANA

 

[Hansern]

Get in Adam Banana!

Skully must be crying

 

[FoxForceFive]

Didn't get brushed off the ball there.

 

[Shadey]

Sign of things to come I hope Mr lallana

 

[FoxForceFive]

Top goal from Lallana.

Top banana.