Coutinho out for 6 weeks

[gkmacca]

I think if you asked 100 people to draw a triangle most of those would draw one with the point sticking up.

"THE" point??

 

[Buddha]

It's the difference between a cock and balls (triangle) and muff (inverted triangle) drawing.

 

[dantes]

Pythagoras wept

 

[Buddha]

Just to be clear, my cock does not look like a triangle.

Much.

 

[gkmacca]

Just to be clear, my cock does not look like a triangle.

Much.

Muff said.

 

[doctor_mac]

You couldn't predict that kind of development from mentioning an inverted triangle. No sir. I'm still wondering how an inverted pyramid works. Wouldn't you need a couple of midfielders suspended in mid air?

 

[kingjulian]

Firstly I hope we can get clarity on how the pyramid works in football....

 

[Jack D Rips]

Firstly I hope we can get clarity on how the pyramid works in football....

Basically the hundreds of thousands of people at the bottom ( the fans) shell out loads of money, and the few people at the top ( the players) get all the money. Or is that something completely different?

 

[Red Mullet]

You couldn't predict that kind of development from mentioning an inverted triangle. No sir. I'm still wondering how an inverted pyramid works. Wouldn't you need a couple of midfielders suspended in mid air?

*smacks head*
Of course! I was thinking there was a midfielder running underneath the ground. I couldn't figure out how to get air to him...

 

[Der Alte]

So in conclusion we are victims of a some sort of pyramid scheme? That's what the Lizards are all about?

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

It's a good job we can recall Jonjo...oh wait.

It is a good thing, we want to win games.

 

[Whirly]

Pythagoras wept

If you ask someone to draw an inverted triangle though, how many would make it a right triangle?

Equilateral surely.

 

[Ryan]

It's a good job we can recall Jonjo...oh wait.

You used to do this about Meireles too.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

You used to do this about Meireles too.

Tbh Meirless was very good that second half with Kenny - he worked really wellw tih Suarez & Kuyt.

Since he left, he's won the Champions League, FA Cup (I think) & is now getting big bucks to play with Kuyt in Fenerbache (and get some massive Suarez like suspension I think). We've not missed him though!

 

[Woland]

Meireles was fucking boss.

Admittedly favouring Henderson to him was a masterstroke from Dalglish. Or something.

 

[Woland]

By the way I'm kinda messing about Shelvey. But I'm not about Ming. He was fucking ace.

Shelvey... He can go either way. I really think he could be proper brilliant, but it's all about him sorting his head out. They should send him to some monks in tibet for a year and he'd come back awesome. He's already got the right haircut.

 

[dantes]

If you ask someone to draw an inverted triangle though, how many would make it a right triangle?

Equilateral surely.

I would get what you are trying to say, and definitely draw a right triangle to piss you off

 

[dantes]

 

[EmreChan]

You should really stop being so obtuse, Dantes.

 

[Ryan]

By the way I'm kinda messing about Shelvey. But I'm not about Ming. He was fucking ace.

Shelvey... He can go either way. I really think he could be proper brilliant, but it's all about him sorting his head out. They should send him to some monks in tibet for a year and he'd come back awesome. He's already got the right haircut.

Meireles was a waste of fucking time. Still is.