Chelsea - pre match thread

[cloggypop]

there was a direct approach from Mourinho's representatives to the Anfield board in March 2004.

This explains a lot

 

[Hansern]

Nerves starting to kick in now. All over the place waiting for the game to start.

 

[Spionkop69]

It's a crap article about nothing.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/foot...-training-ground-bust-up-before-Chelsea-clash

London based journalist in misleading headline about Liverpool shocka

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck me, you can see them laughing in the photos.

If they were at blows I doubt everyone else would have been laughing.

Bellend.

 

[Spionkop69]

Fuck me, you can see them laughing in the photos.

If they were at blows I doubt everyone else would have been laughing.

Bellend.

Desperate journalism. But it is the Express.

 

[dmishra]

He said: "Chelsea is one of the new clubs in the last 10 years that has grown into one of the super clubs of European football, but everyone clearly sees Liverpool and Manchester United as the two big clubs of British football that are synonymous around the world.

Erm.

 

[doctor_mac]

Erm.

It's his bogey word.

 

[Gary25]

Same 11 as against Norwich apparently. Sturridge not ready to start.

This is when we could really have done with another attacking player signed last Jan...someone ready to come in for a game like this. For all Lucas' and Allen's qualities, they're a bit 'meh' offensively.

Hope we get away with it.

 

[Mystic]

Kono, Konoplyanka, he'll fucking spank ya, as he scores his goals!!!

 

[peterhague]

Not surprised if Sturridge doesn't start. All the signs pointed to it.

Shit news though.

 

[Mystic]

Twitter is alive with some rubbish about Mourinho not travelling with the squad, a reserve squad at that. Obviously complete horseshit, but Mourinho is possibly the only manager around who's both vein and bitter enough to do that.

 

[Skullflower]

has he done it again? fucking hell.

 

[Athens]

Twitter is alive with some rubbish about Mourinho not travelling with the squad, a reserve squad at that. Obviously complete horseshit, but Mourinho is possibly the only manager around who's both vein and bitter enough to do that.

That would artery be surprising, he's very varicose about some things.

Capillary.

 

[livvy145]

Chelsea FC @chelseafc · 7m
The squad has arrived in Liverpool. Jose Mourinho travelled separately due to feeling unwell & not wanting to pass it on to players. #CFC

 

[Hansern]

Chelsea FC @chelseafc · 7m
The squad has arrived in Liverpool. Jose Mourinho travelled separately due to feeling unwell & not wanting to pass it on to players. #CFC

Didnt know being a gigantic cunt could be infectious

 

[livvy145]

Na, he's just shitting himself

 

[Athens]

Didnt know being a gigantic cunt could be infectious

Although a giant infectious cunt is a terrifying thought. Imagine it, slithering around, dripping all over the place.

 

[Gary25]

The man isn't worth discussing.

 

[Hansern]

Not surprised if Sturridge doesn't start. All the signs pointed to it.

Shit news though.

Mirror reported that he trained yesterday. He'll probably start on the bench, although these team news rumours have been all over the place this season.

 

[mark1975]

Mirror reported that he trained yesterday. He'll probably start on the bench, although these team news rumours have been all over the place this season.

Yeah, this. I wouldn't read too much into it, though given his recent issues, I wouldn't be surprised if he does start on the bench anyway, we can't be going into it with a player half-hearted early doors because he's worried about antagonising an injury. Let him run riot later on.

 

[Mystic]

Sturridge for Lucas I reckon and hope.

 

[the count]

It would be nice to have a player coming of the bench that can generate a roar from the crowd if necessary

 

[Hansern]

Liverpool fans have had lots to sing about over the past few months and tonight is going to be no different according to various social media outlets.A group of Liverpool fans have organised an all night street party outside Formby Hall the hotel where it is believed that the Chelsea team are staying.

"It's going to be a fantastic night a marching band,pyro the whole works" once source told us.It is believed that up to 1000 Liverpool fans are currently planning on attending with the aim to make as much noise as possible and to let the Chelsea team that they will be in for a long day tomorrow.

 

[Whaddapie]

If he comes on as a sub and has the impact that he had in last's year's Anfield match against them, we'll batter these twats... He was brilliant when he came on at halftime last season (though he may have deserved a red card...).

 

[the count]

I am very, very confident that we are going to win tomorrow.
Almost as confident that we would beat them in the FA Cup final two years ago.

 

[Woland]

Isaiah 22:13 innit.

Eat, drink, fuck your woman and enjoy yourself tonight. For tomorrow. Well. That's tomorrow.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve.

Only I don't know whether Father Christmas is coming with a sackful of toys, or a Portuguese cunt is gonna break in & steal all the shit I already have.

 

[FoxForceFive]

This Formby Hall party thing sounds funny like, but isn't a bit, well, beneath us?

Like, stopping to their level?

This lad is funny though:

 

[doctor_mac]

has he done it again? fucking hell.

Brendan Rodgers is synonymous with not knowing how to use the word synonymous.

 

[Leo]

This Formby Hall party thing sounds funny like, but isn't a bit, well, beneath us?

Like, stopping to their level?

This lad is funny though:

Fucking Lolz.