Chelsea - pre match thread
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It is, but there's form for such things on this side of the puddle as well. Cambridge's languages dept.has been called the Faculty of Modern and Medieval (not "mediaeval") Languages since its inception, the decision - despite the fact that it was centuries ago - being taken on the grounds that it was cheaper to produce degree certificates with the "a" missing.
I'll get my gown.
I don't think Mikel starting is "balls!" worthy. I hope I'm not gonna regret saying.........he's their least effective CM'er.
Mourinho to scatter beanbags on pitch
25-04-14
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CHELSEA manager José Mourinho will place beanbags and scatter cushions on the pitch for Sunday’s game against Liverpool.
The manager said his team had an important football match coming up and he wants to keep them nice and relaxed with a laid back, Moroccan kind of vibe.
He added: “Competing in Europe against proper teams has exhausted my players so we’re placing scented candles on low tables in the centre circle. And they’ll all be playing Café del Mar compilations on their iPod Shuffles.
“Let’s keep it chilled and, yes, perhaps even a little bit trippy.”
Mourinho denied he is deliberately making the match easy for Liverpool, claiming Fernando Torres can only score a hat-trick after some deep beanbag, a cup of lime blossom tea and a full Reiki.
25-04-14
beanbag
CHELSEA manager José Mourinho will place beanbags and scatter cushions on the pitch for Sunday’s game against Liverpool.
The manager said his team had an important football match coming up and he wants to keep them nice and relaxed with a laid back, Moroccan kind of vibe.
He added: “Competing in Europe against proper teams has exhausted my players so we’re placing scented candles on low tables in the centre circle. And they’ll all be playing Café del Mar compilations on their iPod Shuffles.
“Let’s keep it chilled and, yes, perhaps even a little bit trippy.”
Mourinho denied he is deliberately making the match easy for Liverpool, claiming Fernando Torres can only score a hat-trick after some deep beanbag, a cup of lime blossom tea and a full Reiki.
They're gonna be well scared of Suarez being trippy
From the perspective of them parking the bus with a weakened team, I think he would be quite troublesome sat next to Matic infront of a back 4. But in hindsight it is a lot more preferable than someone with any modicum of attacking threat.
He'll score that goal but it'll be the icing on the cake, not the winner as such - Liverpool 3 (Coutinho, Suarez, Sterling), Chelsea 1 (Lampard).
It's a strange scenario in which they need the win more than us but they'll sit back because; it's all they know how to do, also they know we only know how to attack and also because their only chance of scoring is to hit us on the break. They know that we really don't want a draw because then we lose our "get out of jail free card" which we need for Palace away so they'll play Matic and Mikel in front of a strong defence and try and bore us to death.
We've scored so many early goals this season but we need one on Sunday more than any other game this season because the longer it stay 0-0 the more dangerous Chelsea will become.
How often do you actually spell that word???
I was reading about Chelsea's transfers fees the other day and was reminded they paid £16 million for Mikel...FFS what a shithouse player for that amount.
he's paid that back over the years, he's good but stagnating
LFC have allowed the most headed goals in the league with 12.
He was the wonderkid Chelsea and Utd were battling over for what seemed like ages. Pretty sure £12m of that money went to Utd as profit on their original purchase.
Was he the one that Utd accused Chelsea of kidnapping?
Yeah something like that. It was defo something the papers would generally refer to as 'a saga'.
This is just a saga now...
******* Saga. I'm getting mailings from them now.
Which is why I'm pleased Terry isnt playing. Ivanovic, Matic and Cahill will be a handful if they all play mind.
Terry would have shat himself. Wish he was playing. We wouldn't sling it into the box at head height all game. He'd have been chasing shadows.
Anyway, fuck them.
Class from BR in the press conference. He's the anti-Maureen.
Anyway, fuck them.
Class from BR in the press conference. He's the anti-Maureen.
We've also torn new arseholes for Man Utd, Everton, spurs and Arsenal.
And scored 96 from every fucking angle.
I'm losing the nerves now and getting to the 'let's fuck these revolting cunts up' stage.
COME ON YOU RED MEN!
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