If he hadn't been running around as a man child called Andy for years previous, it wouldn't sound so crap.
The only exception to this rule is Paddy Bobbies, who plays for Fulham.
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If he hadn't been running around as a man child called Andy for years previous, it wouldn't sound so crap.
The only exception to this rule is Paddy Bobbies, who plays for Fulham.
Well, different strokes for different folks, I guess, but I can't see "Charles" surviving the usual dressing-room banter. My given name's actually Julian, but do you suppose I was ever called that during my playing days? 😀
Yea it does, it sounds brilliant.
Fields of Anfield Road would've taken a bit of a hit though.
There's some cunts on here that would be better off pissing off and 'supporting' Real Madrid like the chancers that they are. Then you'll get your lovely looking, greasy haired galactico's every summer and you'll be happy because you'll be 'supporting' a club that can afford to do that and you won't be kidding yourselves that your club can sign all the top tier talent in the world with every signing.
Twats.
Twats.
you've got stockholm syndrome, dude.
Pahahahahaha weve spent 200m in 2 seasons. Its not the fucking money we lack, its the capacity to spend it to any degree of credibility thats the issue.
Stone Cold Austin fails to score again!!!
'Proper Charlie Spurns Another Chance'
Austin Powers team to top 4
Are you familiar with the term "to quiff"?
Did he now?
Fixed it for you.
Just wait til we score from a corner!!
Martin Tyler " Austin.... MARTIN!!!!!!!"
Martin Tyler " Austin.... MARTIN!!!!!!!"
Signing confirmation headline
'Liverpool Score Charlie'
I will get my coat...
'Liverpool Score Charlie'
I will get my coat...
It hurts my head trying to get what the joke is.
It's obviously some pun on "ASTON Martin" which, in itself, is tragic. But then where does Martin come in? And why a corner? And why Tyler? Is Tyler screaming out his own name after Austin has scored? Has Austin took the corner and flicked on to Skrtel who has scored? But then he said Austin scored and why would he say "Martin" instead of "Skrtel"? Are we signing another player called Martin? This is like watching Primer all over again.
It's obviously some pun on "ASTON Martin" which, in itself, is tragic. But then where does Martin come in? And why a corner? And why Tyler? Is Tyler screaming out his own name after Austin has scored? Has Austin took the corner and flicked on to Skrtel who has scored? But then he said Austin scored and why would he say "Martin" instead of "Skrtel"? Are we signing another player called Martin? This is like watching Primer all over again.
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