Charlie Austin

[Oncy]

It hurts my head trying to get what the joke is.

It's obviously some pun on "ASTON Martin" which, in itself, is tragic. But then where does Martin come in? And why a corner? And why Tyler? Is Tyler screaming out his own name after Austin has scored? Has Austin took the corner and flicked on to Skrtel who has scored? But then he said Austin scored and why would he say "Martin" instead of "Skrtel"? Are we signing another player called Martin? This is like watching Primer all over again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*shoots self*

 

[Dreambeliever]

It hurts my head trying to get what the joke is.

It's obviously some pun on "ASTON Martin" which, in itself, is tragic. But then where does Martin come in? And why a corner? And why Tyler? Is Tyler screaming out his own name after Austin has scored? Has Austin took the corner and flicked on to Skrtel who has scored? But then he said Austin scored and why would he say "Martin" instead of "Skrtel"? Are we signing another player called Martin? This is like watching Primer all over again.

Ha ha

 

[Dreambeliever]

It hurts my head trying to get what the joke is.

It's obviously some pun on "ASTON Martin" which, in itself, is tragic. But then where does Martin come in? And why a corner? And why Tyler? Is Tyler screaming out his own name after Austin has scored? Has Austin took the corner and flicked on to Skrtel who has scored? But then he said Austin scored and why would he say "Martin" instead of "Skrtel"? Are we signing another player called Martin? This is like watching Primer all over again.

I was going to put in a reference to Chevrolet being unhappy if Skrtel scored with an assist from Charlie as a prelude but was too lazy. Hey ho

 

[gkmacca]

I was going to put in a reference to Chevrolet being unhappy if Skrtel scored with an assist from Charlie as a prelude but was too lazy. Hey ho

 

[Halmeister]

I was going to put in a reference to Chevrolet being unhappy if Skrtel scored with an assist from Charlie as a prelude but was too lazy. Hey ho

Ahh that clears it all up then!

 

[Dreambeliever]

Ahh that clears it all up then!

Tough crowd!

 

[Oncy]

Whats the chevrolet thing about now?

Pat are you pissed? This all means NOTHING?!

 

[Dreambeliever]

Whats the chevrolet thing about now?

Pat are you pissed? This all means NOTHING?!

Aren't they one of gazillion sponsors these days? Never mind

*goes back to bottle of Gin

 

[gkmacca]

All that gin must be c'austin you a fortune.

 

[Oncy]

Aren't they one of gazillion sponsors these days? Never mind

*goes back to bottle of Gin

I dont know. Regardless why would they be mad if Skrtel scores? What is going on!?

 

[Halmeister]

Today I joined team Ryan.

 

[gkmacca]

 

[Athens]

All that gin must be c'austin you a fortune.

They used to call gin "mother's ruin", didn't they? Now I know why, it makes their kids turn out to be like dreamy.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I was going to put in a reference to Chevrolet being unhappy if Skrtel scored with an assist from Charlie as a prelude but was too lazy. Hey ho

What the fuck have the Lumineers got to do with it?

 

[gkmacca]

What the fuck have the Lumineers got to do with it?

They stop his hat slipping down on his head.

 

[C/O]

I was going to put in a reference to Chevrolet being unhappy if Skrtel scored with an assist from Charlie as a prelude but was too lazy. Hey ho

 

[Oncy]

That reminds me, I saw this earlier and it made me lol hard.

Someone requested from a photoshop forum 'Add a Celebrity'

 

[C/O]

Hahahahaha

 

[C/O]

Stallone is the man

 

[Bradley]

What the fu*k have the Lumineers got to do with it?

That's wrong.

When thinking about 'hey ho' in a musical context and you go the the Lumineers over the Ramones, you got issues.

 

[gkmacca]

That's wrong.

When thinking about 'hey ho' in a musical context and you go the the Lumineers over the Ramones.

...Or the Seven Dwarfs.

 

[Mystic]

Cute dog.

 

[HC]

Business as usual for dreamie today.

Nice one buddy

 

[Jack D Rips]

What the fuck have the Lumineers Ramones or the Seven Dwarfs got to do with it?

Fixed that for you Jack

 

[mark1975]

That reminds me, I saw this earlier and it made me lol hard.

Someone requested from a photoshop forum 'Add a Celebrity'
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I can see Emma Watson and a black Emma Watson. Two for the price of one.

 

[StevieM]

Dreamie already securing next years Dreamie/Darwin Award.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Dreamie already securing next years Dreamie/Darwin Award.

Sure we have to have some normality around here.

 

[StevieM]

I can see Emma Watson and a black Emma Watson. Two for the price of one.

Racist!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ryan]

Today I joined team Ryan.

Aye.

He's quite easily the thickest cunt I've ever come across.

 

[Red Mullet]

Aye.

He's quite easily the thickest cunt I've ever come across.

I'm not sure on this. Redninja is pushing him real close on this.