Charlie Austin

[Hansern]

You wont be saying that when theres a twitter tumour for one of them.

There's been a few with Benzema already. Means fuck all, and the Twitter reference is getting old and outdated now.

 

[jexykrodic]

Twitter has been re-branded Werther's. Old news for grumpy bastards.

 

[gkmacca]

*Quickly registers Twitter account*

 

[jexykrodic]

*Quickly registers Twitter account*

Make sure you write down your login details somewhere handy as you know how easy they are to forget as we age.

Bread, Milk, Cheese, Beer, Fruit, er where was I?

 

[hamstrung_pigeon]

I'd take a punt on this fella over Austin & Tevez

Mario Mandzukic

Might become available if Atletico Madrid do land both Tevez and Vietto.

 

[Silver Sean]

Make sure you write down your login details somewhere handy as you know how easy they are to forget as we age.

Bread, Milk, Cheese, Beer, Fruit, er where was I?

Fruit?

 

[Oncy]

There's been a few with Benzema already. Means fuck all, and the Twitter reference is getting old and outdated now.

Youve had a massive sense of humour failure of late Hansern.
Lighten up ffs.

 

[jexykrodic]

Fruit?

Yeah it's one of my five a day.

1.Bread, 2.Milk, 3.Cheese, 4.Beer, 5.Fruit

 

[Pesam]

Good player

It would be @Pesam neck on the line, as he thinks ings and Austin could work well

Im guessing its an unfashionable opinion on this forum but zes I think they could work verz well for us.

 

[Halmeister]

zes, zes... verz good Meester Bond. Now, zi ezpect zou to dzie

 

[Judge Jules]

Im guessing its an unfashionable opinion on this forum but zes I think they could work verz well for us.

I can see them making a decent combo. I have more of a problem seeing them as a combo good enough to help us get top four.

 

[redhorizon2]

I can see them making a decent combo. I have more of a problem seeing them as a combo good enough to help us get top four.

What are the better alternatives? Jackson Martinez is 28 and looks Arsenal bound. Lacazette wants CL footy and PSG are favourites. Benzema if available, will look at the CL qualified 4 before us.
Austin scored 18 Goals with a team that got relegated, how many strikers in living memory have you known to score as many goals with such a poor team in the top flight?

 

[Oncy]

Christ lads dont talk yourself into this being a good thing. Thats what THEY want you to think.

 

[Halmeister]

I'd rather buy nobody than sign Austin. Ings and Austin is just too much for me.

 

[Fabio]

AustIngs

How can people NOT be behind this with a liquid silk name combo like that

 

[Oncy]

Because they are both shitcunts.

 

[redhorizon2]

Why is Austin shit?

 

[darkstarexodus]

Part of me says this is a reasonable target and he could work out.

It's the same part of me that rationalized Hodgson's appointment as a steady pair of hands.

I just lynched that part of me.

 

[Red Astaire]

Why is Austin shit?

Yeah - Im sure about that either. Seems a good player to me. Hey ho.

 

[Skullflower]

aesop's famous 'lfc and the good players'

 

[C/O]

Yeah - Im sure about that either. Seems a good player to me. Hey ho.

Your new avatar made me think you were banned man!

Stop scaring us like that.

 

[Oncy]

Why is Austin shit?

Thats some existential shit right here cuz.

 

[Skullflower]

we are trapped in an infinite web of causal relations. austin being shit was simply inevitable.

 

[Oncy]

Sky is blue, water is wet, Austin is shit.

 

[Oncy]

And he looks like a fucking brickie.

 

[Oncy]

And im sick of cunts signing for Liverpool who think all their fucking christmasses have come at once when they get here.
Aspiration should be fucking winning things not getting a fat contract at a club mug enough to sign you.

 

[C/O]

I hate the fact that we're signing someone who goes by Charlie.
You're an adult, call yourself Charles, you queef!

 

[Skullflower]

you simply need owners who bounce around whacking their balls in people's faces. that's what makes players believe the club is good enough.

 

[Judge Jules]

Up to a point, Oncy. Winning things should certainly be top priority, but I want a player who's made up to be here as well.

 

[Judge Jules]

I hate the fact that we're signing someone who goes by Charlie.
You're an adult, call yourself Charles, you queef!

I strongly disagree. Think "Andrew" Cole.